The sub sexualizesKellogg cereal brands..

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u/Regular_spiritus103 12h ago

guards meme from any future and past "I'm taking the meme" pics

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u/Successful-Item-1844 1d ago

Satan has entered the chat

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u/watermelonman5 1d ago

I love these types of sub.. cause it’s funny as shit they exist like hell yeah someone gets turned on by women with cereal covering them, why not

And I laugh since it’s absolutely the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

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u/ToPlayAMockingbird 1d ago

I saw a video where a woman was upside down doing a shoulder stand with a tool holding her asshole open. Another woman poured milk and cereal into her gaping ass, then spoon fed it to a guy. Then he fucked her in the ass as frootloops were coming out. I showed that to all my coworkers. That was on a sub called r/kellogsgonewild

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u/Emmet_Brickowski_1 1d ago

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u/Successful-Item-1844 1d ago

I should’ve stopped reading but wanted to know where this was going

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u/watermelonman5 1d ago

Bet you never thought that copypasta could ever have been used under any context

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u/snarkyalyx 1d ago

Great copypasta hahaha

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u/Krazy_Keno 16h ago

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u/MaliciousDroll 1d ago

Bahaha I seen that one too! 😆

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u/MostNormalDollEver 13h ago

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u/Thetoadstoolghoul 12h ago

And then your HR said, "Hey, can you meet us in the office so we can discuss the gaping asshole fruitloop video some of your coworkers are complaining about?" Now you and your coworkers refer to it as the GAF incident, and it's a running joke in the office.

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u/Koryiii14 1d ago

I hope you had a not very merry Christmas.

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u/Ksan_of_Tongass 1d ago

🏆

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u/General-Mongoose-564 4h ago

r/whatthefuck

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u/aoi_ito 20m ago

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u/Sideswipe21 1d ago

I find it hilarious cuz thats the exact thing Kellogg himself wanted to avoid

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u/the_schnudi_plan 1d ago

I'm just assuming it's a joke because of this. The source sub is long dead and half the comments are complaining about people posing with the wrong brands

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u/xk543x 1d ago

I’ve been waiting for somebody to notice. I stumbled across it and I was super excited to see the newest post but realized it’s been like five years since everybody engaged it. It’s just to rare of a catch to not share with you guys.

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u/the-smashed-banjo 1d ago

But he is also definitely someone who deserves the fact that people screw over his life's work. This guy sew foreskins together and amputated clitorises

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u/Sideswipe21 23h ago

the fact he thought bland food would make people less horny was weird enough but that???

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u/the-smashed-banjo 22h ago

Yea the man was a complete psycho. He also did something with yoghurt enemas

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u/Sideswipe21 22h ago

for someone so opposed to sex some of this stuff seems weirdly horny

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u/the-smashed-banjo 21h ago

Should have eaten more cornflakes I guess

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u/NateBushbaby 1d ago

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u/I_Eat_Lemons2 1d ago

BEGONE DEMONS

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u/Peaceful_Eater 1d ago

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u/I_Eat_Lemons2 1d ago

Do it, Yi Sang

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u/Peaceful_Eater 1d ago

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u/FourUnderscoreExKay 1d ago

It’s only 2 god damn PM, and I’ve already had enough internet for the day.

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u/Stygioable 1d ago

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u/xk543x 1d ago

“Sike” are you happy you weirdo

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u/johnson233246 1d ago

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u/noregertsman 1d ago

This just confuses the shit out of me, who the hell has a kelloggs fetish

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u/th1ngy_maj1g 1d ago

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u/Emmet_Brickowski_1 1d ago

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u/A_dummy5465 1d ago

You know I never thought in my fucking life I would see people naked in a bathtub with cereal and there's a whole subreddit dedicated about it

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u/Emmet_Brickowski_1 1d ago

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u/Sonarthebat 1d ago

It's funny because the inventor of Kellogs was an insane prude who made them to reduce libido.

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u/xk543x 1d ago

lol what? Really?

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u/Sonarthebat 1d ago

Okay, I looked it up and it was actually his brother who was the insane prude. He was the one wanted cornflakes to be used to prevent people masturbating and having sex because he thought it caused mental health issues. Pretty tame compared to his other treatments he came up with.

https://youtu.be/CLhJEawvu9w?si=N8bAkFDjjXx0I112

https://youtu.be/cmNhAqQIUMk?si=W4cL8UBcN3eMj9lc

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u/xk543x 1d ago

I knew that it was basically just like a mold they accidentally left out and that’s how cornflakes came to be and then one of the other brothers fucked them over. I don’t really remember the full details but the story I listened to did not include any of that weird shit his brother was onlol I don’t know if I should thank you or hate you for giving this information to me.

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u/xk543x 23h ago

lol it’s been 13 years since he was active. This remind me biot was pointless