r/oddlyterrifying • u/whewtang • 3d ago

This Scrooge with his... candle.

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Found this at an consignment store.

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u/StellarSeaCowz 3d ago

He looks kinda goofy 😂

But I can see how he's scary, like if you see him in a dark ally or something I'd be terrified

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u/teletubby_wrangler 3d ago

Candle has… foreskin?

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u/OnyxBee 3d ago

Haha He's on the cusp, begging you to grab his candle

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u/KingLeopard40063 3d ago

Got a whole goon face going

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u/RandomTheBugg 3d ago

I love it, and I want it

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u/whewtang 3d ago

If you're serious. It was $120.

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u/RandomTheBugg 3d ago

I've decided I don't want it anymore

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u/SweetMaam 2d ago

I love the image, don't want it though.

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u/Cookies4Cream- 3d ago

Burn it I say

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u/kennymikormik 3d ago

damn. Scrooge hasn't been the same since Marley's death.

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 3d ago

Looks like something that Katharina Detzel would’ve appreciated as an option to the anatomically correct sex doll that she made from her asylum mattress.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 2d ago

This is why it's almost impossible to be caught jerking it and having the other person be so turned on they help you finish.

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u/AptCasaNova 2d ago

Is he made of pantyhose?

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 2d ago

He's got such a death grip on his 'candle' that his eyes are buggin' out.

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan 3d ago

If I woke up in my dark room to see this Blair Witch sitting in that chair, I’d scream like Ned Flanders did when he over watered Maudes flowers.

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u/Wonk_puffin 2d ago

Candle? Is that what they're calling it. 🤣

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u/Bobster1983 3d ago

My first thought was… Michael Jackson’s… just beat it! But my mind is in the gutter!