r/nope • u/Pentacruel • 2d ago

It’s Christmas and I can’t even take a bath!

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225 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/sirtoby1337 2d ago

Why would u take a bath in the spiders house?.

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u/djern336 2d ago

take my upvote.

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u/LowerClassBandit 2d ago

Poor spiderbro has been in the wars

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u/MentalPiracy84 2d ago

Yeah this guy has seen some shit, I wouldn't mess with it

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 2d ago

Do they get more reparations from the govt for each missing leg? 🧐

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u/g3nerallycurious 2d ago

At least he’s got a few more spare legs

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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 2d ago

That's not the spider you should be afraid of - you should be afraid of the spider who took his legs.

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u/b_free_blast 2d ago

I only count 6 legs, so it's an insect

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u/DorrajD 1d ago

Infallible logic

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u/Merc_Twain25 2d ago

You leave that poor disabled spider alone. Hasn't he been through enough?

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u/FlaskfulOfHollow 2d ago

Where do you live?
Klendathu?

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u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248 2d ago

I'm gonna guess Georgia. Joro spiders are huge

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u/PolishHammer666 2d ago

You missed the point....

I'm doing my part.

Would you like to know more?

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u/Sweaty-Astronaut7248 2d ago

I wanna join, I think i got what it takes to be a citizen

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u/Chick-fil-A-4-Life 2d ago

Is that one of those Huntsman spiders?

Looks like a small mammal!

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u/TheEldritchLeviathan 2d ago

the poor spider is missing its legs

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u/Dethproof814 2d ago

Why you got the perfect bodyguard?

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u/SarcastiMel 2d ago

It's Christmas and I can't even scroll reddit.

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u/antisocialnetwork77 2d ago

Son of a bitch has the balls to wave.

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u/zgrad2 1d ago

Looks like a cute little huntsman, completely harmless and great pets

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u/DaemonicusVulpis 1d ago

Why can't? There is enough space for both of you.

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u/UserPrincipalName 2d ago

All it wants for Christmas is its two right legs, it's two right legs, it's two right legs.

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u/Book-Faramir-Better 2d ago

Oh, look, honey! Our whole neighborhood burnt down. Guess we're gonna be moving to the other side of the planet.

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u/GrimmLitCathedrals 2d ago

Sure you can! Buddy just need a little humidity :3

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u/AmptiShanti 2d ago

You can it will just be more exciting

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u/Last-Kitchen3418 1d ago

Is that thing real?! 🤯Where do you live?

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u/danielledeezy 2d ago

Burn down the house

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u/ExtremaDesigns 2d ago

Christmas spider! They are good luck!

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u/Curious_Beast68 2d ago

“THAT’S NOT A SPIDER! IT ONLY HAS SIX LEGS! PROBS A BIG MISQUOTE! 🤣on the plus side it can’t run as fast and harmless anyway!

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u/TheRealLaura789 2d ago

That spider only had 6 legs.

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u/dgeniesse 2d ago

You are good. They don’t like water…. Or do they?

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u/art_emisian 2d ago

It's the six legged spider, the friend of David Thorn's seven legged spider.

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u/Ultimate_is_charging 2d ago

Aside from all the jokes in the comments, can someone seriously tell me what kind of spider this is?

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u/TheWildTofuHunter 1d ago

Huntsman it looks like

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u/Kymius 2d ago

Time for flamethrower dude

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u/Stuck_repeating_shit 1d ago

omg those paparazzis got out of hand !

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u/Fun-Fun-9967 1d ago

well then just stink

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u/Spoony1982 1d ago

My old house had a window in the bathroom where huge spoods would get in and every morning i had to go in there with a jar to catch whatever monstrosity i was gonna find in the tub before my shower.

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u/greatgeezer 1d ago

Oh, FFS! Sqoosh that sucker!

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u/ElectronicPOBox 5h ago

I’d move

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u/keppsu 2d ago

What do you mean take a bath? You don’t have a house to live in. Burn it with fire.

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u/thomstevens420 2d ago

Take a relaxing bath knowing that your spider bro is taking care of any insects. He’s got your back.

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u/CryCommon975 2d ago

Exactly- might look scary but is actually a great friend to have