r/nope Jul 25 '23

Arachnids following behind one of these guys is not a smart idea

6.2k Upvotes

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u/Yahla Jul 25 '23

”he’s more scared of you than you are of him”

Doubtful

149

u/TheCeruleanFire Jul 25 '23

Yeah take that, DAD.

30

u/flatspotting Jul 25 '23

one of us chews limbs

the other has 2 chins

7

u/StitchyMcFace Jul 25 '23

Thank you, Aesop. 🤌🏾

35

u/JustforThrowawayKEK Jul 25 '23

“The only thing they fear is you”

Yeah he is going by that logic, I guess

10

u/SlaveHippie Jul 25 '23

Aggression is a response to fear so not wrong actually

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u/georgelamarmateo Jul 25 '23

But what exactly did he want? Was he just trying to scare you? Was he seriously trying to attack you? Does anyone know why these tarantulas do that? I thought they are like not harmful, but this looks harmful

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I read somewhere that spiders can see some sort of laser the camera gives off(that humans can’t see obviously). So I assume it’s reacting to that.

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 25 '23

This is an Arizona Blonde Tarantula, a harmless spider that will try everything it can before biting you. They don’t chase people, much like many nocturnal animals, when caught in the daylight, they chase the shadows or things that block light, especially when threatened, because they want to get out of there as fast as possible. No spider will intentionally chase you, even the spiders with the meanest demeanors want to do anything they can before wasting their venom. You would be in more danger from a bee sting than this tarantula’s bite.

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u/NoGrapefruit1269 Jul 26 '23

Did you just leave a comment saying these spiders don’t chase people on a video that literally shows one of those spiders chasing somebody.

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 26 '23

They chase the shadow, not the person. In this video it makes it look like they are chasing the person, but had there been another, darker cover they would’ve went there instead.

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u/Silly_Awareness8207 Jul 26 '23

"They case the shadow, not the person" sounds creepy af

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u/georgelamarmateo Jul 26 '23

I know, right like what were they planning to do to the shadow. If the shadow was a person they were going to eat them.

3

u/Silly_Awareness8207 Jul 27 '23

Peter Pan better watch out

4

u/Corvid1743 Jul 26 '23

True tbh, but what I mean is they try and hide In the cover of your shadow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Let me introduce you to the Brazilian Wandering Spider

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 25 '23

They are still far from aggressive, they are also a lot less defensive than made out to be. Even with their highly toxic venom, they only cause severe envenomations 2% of the time, and there’s been less than 25 fatalities since anti venom was introduced in the early 1900’s.

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u/TheCeruleanFire Jul 26 '23

This person is really a spider

4

u/Corvid1743 Jul 26 '23

Shh dude, don’t blow my cover!

2

u/_Ruij_ Jul 26 '23

Apparently those bird hunting spiders aren't large enough and now the even bigger ones poses as humans!!! nope.

7

u/Nomad_Nash Jul 25 '23

Those spiders just have the unfortunate habit of dwelling too close to humans. They're very misunderstood and not as agressive as most think. What the other poster said above holds true for them as well.

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u/bedrockbloom Jul 26 '23

So then wtf is this little guy doing because it sure looks like chasing.

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 26 '23

Chasing the shadow, not the person. Given the chance to find better cover it’ll take it immediately

1

u/bedrockbloom Jul 26 '23

Ohhhh makes sense.

1

u/georgelamarmateo Jul 26 '23

How do you know they weren’t planning to bite the shadow thinking it was a person

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 26 '23

No spider ever wants to bite unless it’s something it can eat, it’s a waste of their venom. When they chase shadows it’s so they can hide in the dark.

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u/conqaesador Jul 25 '23

Not too much going on inside that thing since it doesn't even have a brain. Propably sensed the ground shaking so better not to move for a moment, so a potential predator won't see you as easily. Then flight impulse kicked in and best course of action is usually to leave the plain ground and go up the closest tree. Well with bad eyesight your legs look tree like enough so she'll make a run for it. No tactics, no recognizing you as a living being, just input triggered reaction with no thought or intention behind it

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u/anitacoknow Jul 25 '23

👁️👄👁️ no...no brain??? Sprints to Google

Edit: you're fucking right omfg, their central nervous system is made of up hair like nerves 🤮

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u/International_Cry186 Jul 25 '23

Oh god why does that make it even worse?

11

u/anitacoknow Jul 25 '23

I KNOW, I SAT SOBBING IN BED THINKING ABOUT HOW I'M AFRAID OF SMALL THINGS WITH NO BRAINS

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u/NoGrapefruit1269 Jul 26 '23

Only vertebrates have what we would call a brain but invertebrates have something else that serves the same purpose. Octopus don’t have the same type of brain as invertebrates but they are still among the most intelligent creatures on the planet

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u/bedrockbloom Jul 26 '23

When your brain is your hair…

5

u/anitacoknow Jul 26 '23

Do you think they comb out their thoughts?

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u/Corvid1743 Jul 25 '23

I cannot believe you are getting downvoted for being right

10

u/Nehemiah92 Jul 25 '23

The truth that animals aren’t no where the same like humans when it comes to thoughts, emotions, and senses hurts Redditors a lot.

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u/420goattaog Dec 12 '23

We quite literally are animals lmao. Also other animals do compare to humans in many ways with their emotions. Many animals senses are actually way better than ours.

Where we have certain things that make us on top, other animals can definitely destroy us in some places.

We could never beat certain primates at short term memory. No human can come anywhere close to what other primates can.

Animal behavior is not straight down to humans being the smartest. We are animals, and every animal has evolved to be more adept in certain areas.

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u/Nehemiah92 Dec 12 '23

whyd u respond after four months just to send in such a smart aleck comment, you know what I meant when I separated humans from the other animals dawg 😭 it’s the same way when Redditors feel obligated to correct people with birds being dinosaurs or thumbs not being fingers, like, we know….

And obviously primates are close to humans in this regard, but in this context, it’s a BUG. I MEAN ARACHNID SORRY !! Redditors are obsessed with personifying literally any animal that should not be personified

3

u/kemistrythecat Jul 25 '23

True. But bees don’t have 8 legs.

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u/Ok_Carry_5350 Jul 25 '23

I’m literally on the toilet and I STILL shit my pants.

178

u/AwayBus8966 Jul 25 '23

u were shitting with your pants on? interesting.

37

u/SameAmy2022 Jul 25 '23

🤣🤣🤣

42

u/thatguyned Jul 25 '23

The eruption was so violent it lifted them off the bowl and little splattered in the pants

13

u/elizabethbennetpp Jul 25 '23

Well that's one mental image I didn't need to have.

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u/DweEbLez0 Jul 25 '23

Sometimes you have to show who’s the boss and make the pants take off itself or get shitted on.

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u/Whisky-throttle Jul 25 '23

Yes. That’s what it means to shit your pants.

1

u/tremts Jul 26 '23

So that's what that means

12

u/6TheAudacity9 Jul 25 '23

Right? I left my pants at home and I still shit my pants.

4

u/Thoriael Jul 25 '23

I shat my pants, left them at home, with my phone, in the fire...

4

u/McKid Jul 25 '23

I got scared but thought I got away clean. Then my phone rang, it was my twin brother. He shit his pants at the hardware store. I’m never gonna tell him why.

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u/Killerspieler0815 Jul 25 '23

I’m literally on the toilet and I STILL shit my pants.

Don't let your phone fall into the toilet ...

better a spider than of a swarm of disease carrying mosquitos (incl. Bill Gates´s GMO bioweapon mosquitos)

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u/dOMiGGcr Jul 25 '23

It seems that lots of people think, that tarantulas cannot move fast, as they are big and chonky. Well, as this video shows, they are up to a big surprise. My spidey did something similar, when I was cleaning his enclosure - but he ran up on my hand instead.

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Jul 25 '23

I've raised P.Metallicas (Gooty Sapphire) and let me tell you. They will be out of their enclosure and fangs deep in you before you can blink.

40

u/Revolvyerom Jul 25 '23

They sound like lovely pets

20

u/spoon-forks- Jul 25 '23

sounds like some cats i know tbh

10

u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Jul 25 '23

I usually keep a few on-hand to terrorize my enemies.

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u/lil5-john Jul 25 '23

Friends said the same thing about me I'm 6ft 220 and went looking at cars at a old lot and one p.o.s had a poor alarm system and it would go off if you brushed the door I'm not lying.

I walked passed it and it went off and people I was with said they bever say me move so fast before was bolt fast no lie

Also I don't like them and yes they can move fast VERY FAST

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

"Eh?....WUT U LOOKIN' AT, PUNK?! YOU WANT A PIECE 'O DIS??!!"

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u/lil5-john Jul 25 '23

HELLO MOTHERFUCKA

112

u/ToddlerOffPerks Jul 25 '23

“Can I talk to you about our Lord and Savior.”

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u/JerseyTeacher78 Jul 25 '23

Spider Jesus

51

u/lil5-john Jul 25 '23

You gigantic two legged walking tree get yo ass here so I can hide BITCH

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Following behind is fine. Acting like you’re a predator approaching it from behind isn’t.

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u/JonLeePButler Jul 25 '23

I'd be pissed off too is someone stepped on the web trail been leaving and now can't find the way back home again.

12

u/gooden93 Jul 25 '23

IT IS 3:04AM EST BOAAAA

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u/No-Bat-7253 Jul 25 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 second comment I read like this I hope y’all fell asleep faster than y’all thought after watching this

2

u/gooden93 Jul 25 '23

I went to sleep at like 6AM 😭

13

u/DisgracedPossum Jul 25 '23

Me in animal crossing just trying to pay off my housing debt

4

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u/Split-Lucky Jul 25 '23

I was preparing myself but still violently flinched

7

u/millicent_bystander- Jul 25 '23

Awww, I love it when Tanties scuttle.

Ours do the same and it's adorable.

6

u/TomatoKitten96 Jul 25 '23

Animal Crossing in real life

2

u/MoldyPoolNoodle Jul 25 '23

That was my first thought too!

6

u/LazarusIvan Jul 25 '23

“YOU WANNA GO BITCH LETS GO”

13

u/Kleptarian Jul 25 '23

Never try to sneak up on something with 8 eyes.

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u/kittyblakexo1 Jul 25 '23

That awkward moment when it stopped crawling

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u/ProficientEnoughArt Jul 25 '23 edited Jul 25 '23

Had to process why it’s spidey senses we’re going off

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/ProficientEnoughArt Jul 25 '23

I wouldn’t say attack, I’d argue that he was trying defend himself. Dude was doodlelooting down the sidewalk when a creep started to video him and he felt uncomfortable. Definitely innocent to me

3

u/DweEbLez0 Jul 25 '23

Even spiders are tired of these fucking Tik Tokers

2

u/blood_fist3600 Jul 25 '23

That may be a camel spider. These spiders are known to chase people. They chase you because they awlays b-line for shade. If it sees your shadow, it might dash for it but. It isnt attacking.

1

u/mseuro Jul 25 '23

Feels something above. Looks for shade to hide in.

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u/MsDonnaE Jul 25 '23

I was busy doing things while watching. When it stopped walking so did I. Really awkward to realize I said “ooh shit” out loud while backing up to, NOT in fact a real spider in front of me, but in a video I could have skipped or turned off.

I’m still cackling like crazy…. I’m glad I wasn’t half asleep and watching while falling asleep. Would have thrown my phone so hard it could never be fixed.

Flamethrowers just sayin’. It’s the only way to be sure.

4

u/Goron40 Jul 25 '23

I closed the video there. Feel like I know what happened next regardless.

7

u/WILLCHOKEAHOE Jul 25 '23

You almost just kilt me with this clip... 😭

3

u/embertotherescue Jul 25 '23

Deeeeeee snuuuts!

3

u/bottle-of-water Jul 25 '23

I’ve played Animal Crossing. I know what’s up.

3

u/Aimlessdrifter8778 Jul 25 '23

Spider dance suddenly plays as the chase ensures had me rolling 🤣

3

u/Shadowstorm921 Jul 25 '23

...

*"FCK YOU SAY TO ME!!!**

3

u/TastyCroquet Jul 25 '23

Tliltocatl verdezi or Brachypelma albiceps male out on patrol, looking for a leggy gal. Homeboy looking back at them long sticks thinking maybe two is the right amount of legs.

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u/NoGrapefruit1269 Jul 26 '23

It even stopped to warn dude

3

u/apersonhereonearth Sep 08 '23

Muffet was pissed

3

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '23

“Sir I’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance…”

“No I’ve been trying to reach YOU about your car insurance!”

2

u/terribletot Jul 25 '23

Totally heard the BOTW Guardian sound music when it scurried back lol

2

u/TunaCat777 Jul 25 '23

My spidey senses are tingling…..

2

u/hvyboots Jul 25 '23

They're reasonably calm and kinda cool looking fuzzy guys normally! We see them a lot night riding here in the desert.

2

u/Dmnc_Ktn666 Jul 25 '23

If I could comment a gif it would definitely be Tom when he jumps up and sticks his claws into the ceiling. That’s how I felt.

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Jul 25 '23

Yeah it does a sharp quick U-Turn coming at ya sucker! ... LOL it even frightened me their for a sec ...? I remember my Grand Uncle Milton kept one as a pet, same color. My Aunt Ruth is arachnophobic, and she yelled at him shouting: "Get That Thing Out Of Here! ..."

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u/krrush1 Jul 25 '23

I think I just had a stroke….

2

u/NoKindheartedness110 Jul 25 '23

Loud girl screaming at the top of his lungs

2

u/HylianPot Jul 25 '23

Where’s your bug net, you need to sell it to flick!

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u/NoICantDoThe0-Death Jul 26 '23

Wait a minute... It sprinted backwards??? Tarantulas can do that?

2

u/yajackdaman Aug 05 '23

The sound just made me laugh instead

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u/Lena1504 Aug 07 '23

Animal Crossing prepared me for this

2

u/AHHHHHH1723gay Oct 24 '23

Fuckin bastard got me with that one

2

u/CryusQur Nov 13 '23

Nah the second I see a big mf like that stop moving, that's when you leave

4

u/Savage_eggbeast Jul 25 '23

Stampy mcStampface

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u/SpartaZSS Jul 25 '23

There's so many people recording Insects and getting attacked by them. Most insects can see the infrared from your phone camera and react to it. It's why they react to your recordings or pics.

2

u/bellehoneycreeper Jul 25 '23

She’s a girl! No one likes being followed by a stranger, especially a lady alone out for a stroll.

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u/mechshark Jul 25 '23

OMEGALUL

2

u/Lenn1985 Jul 25 '23

Never should have come here!!

1

u/JustJenR Jul 25 '23

I've played this animal crossing before. It always kills me there too.

1

u/ProtectronSean Jul 25 '23

What am I looking at? What is it?

0

u/cami66616 Jul 25 '23

I almost dropped my phone....

1

u/Achak_Claw Jul 25 '23

Damn that scared me awake at 1:27 am

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I jumped back!😭😲

1

u/Stanfan_meowman25 Jul 25 '23

AAHHHH noooo that was horrifying!! 😩

1

u/Novel_Investigator42 Jul 25 '23

You think you tough dawg…come here

1

u/GlitterfreshGore Jul 25 '23

I’m so glad I saw this coming. I picked up a cup next to me to take a sip while scrolling. Before even taking a sip I slowly lowered it back to my nightstand knowing a jump scare was coming. I’m already dressed for work and scrolling since I have a little downtime so I made the right call

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u/lilbundle Jul 25 '23

His spidery senses were tingling

1

u/thistlemum73 Jul 25 '23

I jumped! Lol 😆

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u/Giofreestyle_ Jul 25 '23

But what's the song's name ? Feels like TMNT NES Game

1

u/Shoddy_Ad_8220 May 24 '24

I know it's months later, but the song is Spider Dance from Undertale.

1

u/AndrewSB49 Jul 25 '23

....and that's a baby one, running to her mammy.

1

u/mystics_dad Jul 25 '23

and in not too long, you'll be right in front of it!

1

u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce Jul 25 '23

What a badass. Think how big you are and how he still has a pop.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

Tuba: bum bum bum

1

u/GodzillaRaptors4_ Jul 25 '23

They look cool tho

1

u/Soap-1987 Jul 25 '23

"ERH" FUCKEN STOMP

1

u/Equal-Thought-8648 Jul 25 '23

My anus was clenched tight, waiting for it to jump straight at the camera.

This is still awful - but a lesser degree of awful.

1

u/Lady_MoMer Jul 25 '23

Gawd damnit, I knew it was coming but it still just about caused an aneurysm. Good job. 🖕 still gonna so this though. Now I'm off to see others do the same when I show them this vid.

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u/Mr_Shoogle Jul 25 '23

Good thing I was sitting on the toilet when I saw this. Just sayin'.

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u/TheAlmightyUltimus Jul 25 '23

His Spidey sense was tingling so he activated attack mode

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '23

I fully heard the spider say this in my head when it started chasing the camera man: https://youtu.be/0cnQ7U0aXO8?t=21

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u/rnagikarp Jul 25 '23

he’s just out for a leisurely stroll, i’d do the same thing if someone was following me

1

u/Jonesy- Jul 25 '23

I almost threw my phone and i knew what was going to happen 😫😭😭😭😭

1

u/Strigon_7 Jul 25 '23

Conn, sonar, Crazy Ivan!!

1

u/ScrumpyJack01 Jul 25 '23

Oh, man. I just flinched so hard I almost dropped my phone.

1

u/Huraldo Jul 25 '23

GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

1

u/Conscious_Engine_473 Jul 25 '23

::cries in Animal Crossing::

1

u/HylianPot Jul 25 '23

Animal crossing new horizons

1

u/alexferr95 Jul 25 '23

He just wanted to know if you had time to talk about your cars extended warranty

1

u/Sama_Steeze Jul 25 '23

Maybe he felt like somebody wanted to sell him something

1

u/loopster456 Jul 26 '23

my soul left my body

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

"SURPRISE MF"

1

u/tinny66666 Jul 26 '23

Fuck you OP. Fuck you! (apologies for the profanity)

1

u/hieijFox Jul 26 '23

Hey I’m walking here

1

u/Partysaurulophus Jul 26 '23

Animal crossing.

1

u/OmnifariousFN Jul 26 '23

lol, dude filming got so spooked!

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u/Need2sleep0901 Jul 26 '23

My heart was pounding when it stopped suddenly, and then jumped to my throat when it starting coming after you!

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u/carpathian_crow Jul 26 '23

He must protect his image!

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u/bedrockbloom Jul 26 '23

The music is what got me, not it walking backwards lol

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u/SuniChica Jul 26 '23

I jumped backwards so fast😬

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u/Anxious_Tax_5624 Jul 26 '23

I woke my wife up laughing.

1

u/CompetitiveBox237 Jul 26 '23

That’s Dave he’s going to work 😠

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u/ihavenoidea81 Jul 26 '23

AND HERE COMES THE TARANTULA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!

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u/Ordinary-Citizen Jul 26 '23

I haven’t lol’ed like that in a while.

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u/OrionTuska Jul 26 '23

You equipped a net and the tarantula aggro-ed. Don't worry if it bites you; you'll wake up in front of your house just fine.

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u/Atrain61910 Jul 26 '23

“Somethings wrong, I can feel it.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

What a weakling, if he did that to me I’d crush it

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u/KittyMeowKatPishy Jul 26 '23

Is that a tarantula? It looks awesome ! I guess I would have done the same thing. Where was this? 😹😹😹

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

I actually JUMPED watching this. Then self-consciously looked around to see if anyone noticed. Thanks for the scare!

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u/HP_Deskjet_4155e Jul 27 '23

I used to have a Snapchat memory of a tarantula chasing me, a fully grown man in a combat uniform and kit with a rifle, until I succumbed and climbed on top of a vehicle. It was in some mountain range in southern California called case springs. The drive up there, the road was littered with them. I easily saw hundreds of them as we drove up the mountain side and could hear the audible crunch the humvee made when we hit one (rip). It was grotesque and all I could think at the time was, "I have to sleep in a sleeping bag up here". I am terribly afraid of spiders but I learned real quick that if you leave them alone then they'll leave you alone. Unless you're warm, then they'll try to cuddle you while you sleep.

I definitely instigated the one that chased me. I aimed my rifle (full of blanks with a blank firing adapter attached) at it and yelled for him to stop moving and to throw his hands in the air. At the time, a hilarious joke. Then he attacked and I ran and screamed like a little girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

I literally had a dream last night that one of these were in my house and coming after me!

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u/Adventurous_Theme_61 Jul 31 '23

Good 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣