r/nextfuckinglevel May 16 '21

Removed: Not NFL There's a 14 year old Chinese female basketball player that's taller than Yao Ming (both her parents are 7 feet tall)

419 Upvotes

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u/Flair_Helper May 16 '21

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u/mostvivid May 16 '21

Wow. It must hurt with the growing pain to shoot up that fast

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u/No-Role-6777 May 16 '21

I was thinking about that, Shaq had horrible knee pain growing up(no pun intended lol) and she is taller than him AND she's only 14 😳 SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH must hurt like a b

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u/GrammatonYHWH May 16 '21

Pain is real. I went from about 5'8" to 6'7" over a summer when I was 14-15. Had to get lidocaine shots to the knees and my back is covered in stretch marks.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

she might have been born at 6ft 5

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

How is this even fun for her?

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u/stuN-zeeD May 16 '21

Sadly, it’s probably not.

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u/gopherdevil May 16 '21

Have you ever hooped on a nerf basket?

14

u/carsNshoes May 16 '21

When the Game Genie and Game Shark arrived in the mail on the same day 🤯

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

China literally breeds tall people for basketball. Read up on Yao Ming

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Idk why you got a downvote bc you're absolutely right. This isn't some anti china conspiracy theory. This is a claim that has been made and known for several years now.

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

Sensitive Americans getting offended on other people’s behalf. Yao’s parents were literally assigned to each other by the CCP bc they were tall.

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u/HotMrPotatoHead May 16 '21

Seriously?!? There's nothing that regime won't think of

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I mean, what exactly do you think the NBA should do about it? They aren’t a global police force.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

Sorry son, you can’t play because I can’t prove your parents actually love each other.

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

Yao didn’t even want to play basketball.

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

They can at least address their biggest international partner is practicing eugenics for their sport. Anything but turn a blind eye

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u/HotMrPotatoHead May 16 '21

Well that's to be expected. And they wonder why no one watches anymore

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u/boegen65 May 16 '21

Is it Marfan's disease?

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u/TheGreenBean92 May 16 '21

No, it's eugenics

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u/longworkdrive May 16 '21

I'm sure the government didn't arrange that marriage

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u/kobeflip May 16 '21

Nah. Ever bone someone more than a foot shorter? It sucks. This is mechanical necessity.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

How about finding someone to bone with who also regularly uses the term “bone”?

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u/kobeflip May 16 '21

Seemed more family friendly than saying fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

No, but she’s taller than someone that does have a name nobody’s ever heard before.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg May 16 '21

You don’t know who Yao Ming is? He played in the NBA, crazy tall Chinese dude, like 7’6”.

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u/Burntfm May 16 '21

He is also the face of one of the biggest memes

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

Lol, I’d often wondered who that was

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

I do now, just been googling him. Damn, that’s impressive.

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u/babartheterrible May 16 '21

oh my god. that one player's look of obvious anguish and frustration. you know they are so fucking pissed playing against this team

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I feel like this must get boring for her, not much of a challenge.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

That should be cheating, she’s literally twice as tall as the other team

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u/Jomax101 May 16 '21

To be fair if we matched people by height she’d be destroyed harder then she is destroying these kids

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u/Brobafett117 May 16 '21

Tbh I feel bad for anyone playing against her. Shits just not fair. You can see how defeated the girls are when she gets the ball.... like no point in even jumping to guard her

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u/patrickdefrias86 May 16 '21

You can't tell me she's not a lab experiment.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

CCP breeds tall people. its a communist plan to breed superior breed of people and seperate them from common weak peasant class.

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u/Backdoorschoolbus May 16 '21

Tell me China is not fucking around with the gene pool.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

So she is going to grow even more???

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I choose...DEATH BY SNU SNU!!

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u/theholyman420 May 16 '21

China breeding their people like dogs. Gotta love it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

people think you're being rude when it's 100% facts

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u/theholyman420 May 16 '21

I've learned recently you can't criticize any non-white government anymore

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

I suppose it just seems like one of those crazy things people say about China but there's a reason people say this shit

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u/drjackielinn May 16 '21

Bruhhh this is OP forreal!! 🤣

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u/PraetorOjoalvirus May 16 '21

Here's my unpopular opinion: that's cheating.

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u/AsliReddington May 16 '21

Shit, Shaq's got something for her after 4 years

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u/LorenaBobbedIt May 16 '21

Basketball isn’t a sport, it’s a freakshow— the tallest players win.

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u/arctic-apis May 16 '21

Explain Scotty pippen

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u/drafter69 May 16 '21

So her only gift is her size?? It's kind of sad

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

You can tell that from this 5 second video clip?

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u/drafter69 May 16 '21

No I can tell from the title of the video

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

It says she’s tall, it doesn’t say anything about it being her only gift.

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u/drafter69 May 16 '21

It's focusing on her height

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny May 16 '21

Cause shes fucking tall! If you were bright green, I'm sure you'd have other things going for you, but anyone that ever talks about you will start by saying, "The bright green fuck!"

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u/drafter69 May 16 '21

Fuck off you sad little thing. I realize that you need attention but it will never be from me. Bye bye

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u/YourMomThinksImFunny May 16 '21

Thanks for the comment

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u/MrDogwalker May 16 '21

Yes, it is.

That’s because she’s really tall, which is really quite impressive.

The title needs to be brief, it’s not really the place for her entire biography.

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u/thebunsone May 16 '21

"That's a huge bitch"

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u/CocaineMeetTequila May 16 '21

Sweep the leg!!!

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u/Dalamud_Red May 16 '21

"Tall, taaaaall girl. Woman could hunt geese with a rake." - Mary Cooper

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u/bippedyboppedy May 16 '21

Shes too tall to play its too easy for her.

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u/Where_am_i_2021 May 16 '21

She’s just like “whatever” when tossed the ball and barely has to do anything to put in the basket... 🤣

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u/DapperTattoo May 16 '21

That’s like playing a game with a cheat code 😂😂😂

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u/xXMHDXx May 17 '21

lady dimitrescu?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '21

As someone who is not far off 7 foot tall myself, I feel sorry for her. She will have lots of problems and almost certainly have a shorter than average life span.

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u/Eddierobellini Aug 26 '21

“Thats a huge bitch”