r/nextfuckinglevel • u/56000hp • 20h ago

Balancing skills

261 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Closed_Aperture 20h ago

The most impressive part is that there is no seat on the top of that pole.

6

u/Dunsunz 20h ago

Where does it go?

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u/answerguru 20h ago

You know exactly where it’s going

5

u/jordy_eyes 20h ago

Where the sunshine doesn't dare

3

u/A100921 20h ago

In his Shade Cave.

2

u/superpaqman 11h ago

Or he studied the Steel Taint technique

3

u/Deadly-Unicorn 20h ago

No base, gone without a trace

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u/Abundance144 18h ago

It's wedged against his massive steel balls. Those are spinning too if you were wondering.

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u/adlinkz 20h ago

That’s me balancing bills, rent, groceries, tax, dates and all my vices…only a matter of time before it all comes crashing down.

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u/themaskedcanuck 20h ago

That's one powerful taint.

2

u/wifflepong 20h ago

Yeah, but can he multitask?

2

u/Correct-Two-1341 20h ago

Hey man, your wife is on the phone! She says she's having triplets!

2

u/Ando171 19h ago

Do you think we will have shoes like that in the future? These are the questions that occupy my mind.

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u/shadyhouse 17h ago

Nah that's not possible

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u/AdvisorLatter5312 17h ago

More balanced than my bank account for sure

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u/esm12345 19h ago

The answer to "does Red Pand have kids?"

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u/SplatNode 15h ago

Insert Chinese music

1

u/FreelanceTripper 13h ago

He could join the Indian army.

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u/stephenforbes 9h ago

A lifetime of mastering a completely useless skill.

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u/Economy-Guitar5282 6h ago edited 6h ago

So hard to watch.It’s less about balancing and more about controlling bodily functions at intense moments

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u/Bradley182 17h ago

His got one more pole…nvm..