r/nextfuckinglevel 3d ago

One-legged break dancer

2.5k Upvotes

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u/GX-Goat 3d ago

Dude is about to mop up at the paralympics in 2026

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u/Theleming 3d ago

(break dancing was a one time thing in the summer Olympics in France as requested by France, and won't happen again)

Summer Olympics and Paralympics are also only every 4 years offset by the winter.

There are only 6 paralympic winter sports:

Para Alpine skiing Nordic skiing (biathlon and cross country) Para ice hockey Para Snow board Wheelchair curling

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u/EVILTWIN321 2d ago

What about breaking on ice, it’d be hilarious!

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u/only_respond_in_puns 2d ago

He does fit the profile for a mop 🤔

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u/razor330 3d ago

“Hey dad I’m going to a break dance competition”

Dad: “Break a leg”

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 3d ago

You shouldn’t make jokes at someone’s expense unless you’ve walked a mile in their shoe.

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 3d ago

While you’re walking in their shoe, keep putting one foot in front of the other

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u/cbell6889 3d ago

One foot Infront of itself

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u/MauPow 2d ago

Then, when you make fun of them, you're a mile away and they don't have a shoe.

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u/Dizman7 3d ago

That guy has more skill and talent in one leg than I’ll ever have with 2

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u/Thorvaldr1 3d ago

Right?! I was realizing halfway through how strong his one leg is compared to both of mine combined.

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u/Het5150 3d ago

Gives new meaning to the term ‘hip hop’

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u/DrWindupBird 3d ago

Had to comeback and find this comment to upvote after I closed the post because I snotted

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u/Pizzarazzi 3d ago

raygun on two legs:

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u/SushiSlushies 3d ago

I was so disappointed when Raygun: The Musical was cancelled

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u/Theleming 3d ago

They just renamed it as "Break"

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u/Boycromer 3d ago

I came here for the obligatory Raygun mention

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6831 3d ago

Break dancings curse for the foreseeable future. NGL I love it.

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u/Loose_Gripper69 3d ago

May she live on in infamy.

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u/TemporaryUpstairs289 3d ago

She is hands down the most famous break dancer in the world.

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u/b4ttlepoops 2d ago

She did the sprinkler and thought it was great…..

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u/Troy_McClure1969 3d ago

Everytime I see this I realize one more dumbass thing about it lol

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 3d ago

I was gonna post “3…2…1”. But I never even made it to 3 before Raygun appeared. Legend

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 3d ago

I love her so much!!

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u/fearnemeziz 3d ago

I swear on everything, if I hear this song again, something will happen

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u/Lovv 3d ago

What is the song? I've heard it a million times.

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u/slamdanceswithwolves 3d ago

But what thing?!

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u/wersh 3d ago

Backflip with one leg is nuts

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u/similar222 3d ago

That was amazeballs

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u/Poopchutefan 3d ago

Dude’s lying … he’s not handicapped at all.

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u/UniversitySoggy8822 3d ago

He is not handicapped he is nerfed.

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u/thermoDYNAMIC7 3d ago

Let’s see how he does in an ass kicking contest.

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll 3d ago

Jump kicks exist

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u/nigelthewarpig 2d ago

Ha, I'd give him pretty good odds.

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u/SmokeNo3244 3d ago

He’s very talented

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u/itallsucks80 3d ago

10 outta muthafuckin 10!!

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u/TuesdayHC 3d ago

The guy in the background got so hyped up the moment 1 of the crutches dropped.

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u/DuckDuckGoose8898 3d ago

Is that the original audio?

Or is it the only audio that AI has to add to these videos?

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u/GusPolinskiOfficial 2d ago

You saying if Raygun lost a leg she would be better?

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u/Theleming 3d ago

So what? It's easier for him. He has one less leg to get in the way.

/s

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u/YooYooYoo_ 3d ago

Pistol squats world champion

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u/obi8won 3d ago

And Australia couldnt come up with anyone

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u/N7even 3d ago

This guy is insanely good.

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u/qgmonkey 3d ago

Broken dancer

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u/HatefulDan 3d ago

Super recycled.

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u/nuffinimportant 3d ago

Me, whenever I get a day off work

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u/NarcolepticTreesnake 3d ago

I bet that guy could kick a hole through 4" reinforced concrete with that leg

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u/oddjobhattoss 3d ago

"i could beat you with one leg tied behind my back."

"I can do you one better."

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u/bmagsjet 3d ago

Break dancer. Or broken dancer?

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u/Novel_Ask_4226 3d ago

Me: "He's balancing on crutches, I can do tha... oooh".

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u/Elektr0ns 3d ago

Got half the steps right.

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u/docroc----- 3d ago

His name is one legged lou

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u/Whiteguy3Stars_Sun 3d ago

Get an ACL or bad Meniscus injury and this dream is over

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u/Nocticifer 3d ago

They call him Pogo-Stick.

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u/BetLeft 3d ago

Can I kick it?

No, you'll fall.

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u/xNandorTheRelentless 3d ago

At first I was like “yeah that’s shit he’s ju...oh oka...OH...DAMN OKAY”

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u/SilentSam281 3d ago

No one can accuse him of having two left feet

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u/apako 3d ago

Would like to know the song remix, that was awesome

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u/NathnDele 3d ago

He may have lost a leg but not his spirit

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u/SingleCouchSurfer 3d ago

One leg and still better than that smug bitch Raygun

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u/Pure_Wrongdoer_4714 3d ago

Way better than Ray Gun

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u/AllStreetsEnd 3d ago

Dudes cookin

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u/WhiskeyBiscuit222 3d ago

We all warned him about the Forbidden move. I'm glad after the accident he's still dancing

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u/Big_Cry6056 2d ago

Bro did like 450 one legged squats

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u/Sprizys 2d ago

This guy should’ve been in the olympics instead

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u/ZealousidealBread948 2d ago

He lost his leg but not his talent

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u/TheTrashManGoHard 2d ago

I do believe this man could win an ass kicking contest.

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u/jdunk2145 2d ago

I wonder if he gets his pants half off.

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u/bodhiseppuku 2d ago

Why do they call you reckless tripod?

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u/jabbarkazmi786 2d ago

he other leg is invisible....

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u/Eowaenn 2d ago

Now that i think about it, having one leg could potentially open up some unique possibilities for dancing.

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u/Frank_the_NOOB 2d ago

Lil Cripple

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u/Mission_Compote_4579 1d ago

Wow that was amazing

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u/No_Ambition_522 3d ago

I thought he only dance to half-step.