r/nextfuckinglevel 25d ago

Chopping wood like slicing a pie

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Unban_thx 25d ago

Somehow it doesn’t look so easy when I chop wood.

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u/Sad-Cauliflower6656 25d ago

This is incredibly dry wood

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u/Oak-humor 25d ago

Dry splits harder in my experience. But it is frozen solid and knotless, both drivers of easy choppin.

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u/Sad-Cauliflower6656 25d ago

I should have mentioned the frozen, but chopping fresh wood is the biggest pain

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 25d ago

Correct. In dry wood, the sap helps hold the wood together. Fresh wood is easy to split, especially if it's notty.

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u/Foragologist 24d ago

Well seasoned, and straight grained. 

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u/Huachu12344 24d ago

Dry aged to perfection

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u/Stitchs420 25d ago

Saw "LiveLeak", got very nervous 😬😳

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 24d ago

Exactly what I was thinking took another look to make sure I didn't find a sub for something else. Lol

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u/SirGreeneth 25d ago

Love to see the slices of pie OP be serving lol

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u/Subtlerevisions 25d ago

Anytime I see the liveleak logo on a video I have to make sure my kids aren’t looking over my shoulder.

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u/Rickenbacker138 25d ago

I have that same fiskers splitter and it’s a beast.

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u/Flat_Assistance1724 25d ago

F***'ing love my Fiskars. Have the axe, maul, and hatchet. As well as their hookaroon

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u/Sheffieldsvc 25d ago

Pretty sure that was not a log from a gum tree.

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u/pbrassassin 25d ago

Cool, doo hickory

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u/infinite0ne 25d ago

Then mesquite

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u/garden-wicket-581 24d ago

hell, do beech and I'll eat that piece of pie ..

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u/JohnDoe_Z 24d ago

When i see "Live leak" i was scare

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u/petantic 25d ago

Honestly, anyone could do this, it's not very big and has zero knots. You can see from the vid that you've got to be careful not to hit the block too hard.

An alternative to the elastic chain thing, put your wood in an old car tyre before splitting.

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u/It-s_Not_Important 24d ago

Car tire has a fixed radius.

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u/petantic 24d ago

Also has a fixed price of zero.

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u/janne_harju 25d ago

Fiskars make very good axes.

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u/VampireEmpyre 25d ago

I want that big piece.......

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u/Puhkers 25d ago

I have the fiskars x27 splitting axe and the 10lb maul. For the price, it really can't be beat; it comes with a lifetime warranty

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u/Waterwalker85 24d ago

I have both, but an 8lb maul, hell would love those both over anything, they’re the best

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u/petergriffin999 25d ago

You are not invited to Thanksgiving at my house.

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u/dimmsimm 24d ago

Show me that with Oak.

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u/artmoloch777 24d ago

Reminds me of moms special underwear

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u/Mac_Hooligan 24d ago

Me and my grandpa used old tires, he had 6 different sizes that we would use to do the same thing essentially, worked well most of the time! This would have been way better lol

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u/Southernlife75 25d ago

Yeah, now try that with oak.

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u/Krypto_kurious 24d ago

An old tire works pretty well too, and you don't have hook and unhook a chain

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u/hitemlow 24d ago

Doesn't that kinda limit the sizes you can work with, moreso than the chain?

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u/garden-wicket-581 24d ago

hitting the far side of the billet and bouncing the handle off the near edge doesn't seem/feel like good form.. but I'm old and pay someone like this to deliver my wood already split ..

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u/Blacksmith_Heart 24d ago

Exactly what I thought when seeing this, this is how to knacker the throat of the handle and cause your maul head to fly off when you least expect it.

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u/heezyjos 16d ago

I feel like the Bush Radical on YouTube should try this out

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u/Due_Seesaw_2816 24d ago

What kind of animal slices a pie into 17ths!?

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u/Lefty4444 25d ago

🪓🪵