Chinese super doggo!

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[u/oteezy333]

So happy the mattress was there

r/nonononoyes

[u/WelcomeFormer → u/oteezy333]

I know right lol

[u/skradizzle → u/WelcomeFormer]

Happy cake day!

[u/WelcomeFormer → u/skradizzle]

My first happy cake day thank you lol

[u/OzzyMuzz → u/WelcomeFormer]

Happy cake day.

[u/Itsyaboibrett → u/oteezy333]

out loud I said ‘that’s the coolest guy in the world… nobody’s there to catch him?! nobody is gonna catch him?? oh thank god’

[u/Friendly_Engineer_ → u/oteezy333]

My exact sequence of thoughts as well

[u/Gavooki → u/oteezy333]

Not enough

[u/CrunchyKittyLitter]

I was just happy to see him landing on a mattress

[u/Mobols03]

[u/crasherx2000 → u/Mobols03]

Glad I’m not the only one who thought of Crypto

[u/attitude_devant]

Love the way the tail is wagging in a circular motion

[u/invent_or_die → u/attitude_devant]

Gyroscopic stabilization!

[u/attitude_devant → u/invent_or_die]

Right!?!

[u/NyaTaylor → u/attitude_devant]

Thought he was gonna fly away

[u/rizkreddit]

Holy flying commie dog batman!

[u/arrakis2020 → u/rizkreddit]

That is it. We lost the Cold War.

[u/skradizzle → u/arrakis2020]

Happy cake day!

[u/arrakis2020 → u/skradizzle]

Yeah!!! Thanks

[u/OzzyMuzz → u/arrakis2020]

Happy cake day.

[u/invent_or_die → u/arrakis2020]

Done. The Dogs of Doom give no quarter.

[u/dmmeyourfloof → u/rizkreddit]

Good thing I've got by Commie Dog Repellent BatSpray™, Robin!

[u/nickmaran → u/rizkreddit]

It’s commie batdog

[u/pan_Psax]

It's Belgian. Malinois. You can change the cape as you wish, he will stay Belgian. 🤣

[u/Anglo-Ashanti → u/pan_Psax]

Haha yeah, was gonna say — “not a super dog, just a Belgian Malinois”. Those dogs are incredible; without a doubt the most fearless, athletic and bright dogs I’ve ever seen. The problem is that they want to do stuff like this video for 12 hours a day.

[u/theMobileMike]

Wukong helping and Bajie watching…typical

[u/AsusStrixUser]

[u/5urr3aL]

The Celestial Hound!

[u/OwnCurrent7641]

Forgotten the red underwear

[u/Additional_Vanilla31]

[u/InfinteAbyss]

Do yourself a favour and keep the sound muted

[u/LinguoBuxo]

mmm to make this extra chinese, they should do this against The Wall.

[u/werstummer]

They got the motivation there to be super dogs.

[u/AMSAtl]

Why is the guy dressed as Sun Wukong?

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

Behold my butt hole

[u/brown43202]

Hot damn even their dogs come from the 36th chamber of the Shaolin!!!!

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[u/Kirbywitch]

No capes…

[u/Current-Power-6452]

It's a Belgian super doggo

[u/Willing_Challenge429]

its either that or be eaten

[u/DepartmentSudden5234]

Chow Yung-Fat

[u/craigathan → u/[deleted]]

Don't be racist.

[u/Willing_Challenge429 → u/craigathan]

??? its common knowledge that dogs and cats are eaten in China.

[u/craigathan → u/Willing_Challenge429]

Fuck you.

[u/Midyew59 → u/[deleted]]

For now. When it fucks up even once it's off to the Lo Mein factory.

[u/Bradley182]

Americas worst fear, Chinese communist dogs with super powers!!!

[u/hoosierdaddy192 → u/[deleted]]

*Belgian Malinois

[u/pan_Psax → u/[deleted]]

No, dum, it's Malinois.

[u/olkver → u/[deleted]]

Close. It's a belgian shepherd

[u/Other-Stomach1252 → u/olkver]

StiLl nOt ChiNeSe

[u/SnarkTheMagicDragon]

R/killthecameraman

[u/chickenricenicenice]

Chinese breakfast show