r/nevertellmetheodds Oct 20 '24

Parked my truck in the dark last night

4.7k Upvotes

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u/xxzincxx Oct 21 '24

"Liiiike a glove!" -Ace

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u/fmaz008 Oct 21 '24

Man I'd be disappointed if I used all my luck on this parking job.

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u/SameAir8235 Oct 22 '24

My guardian angel is tired for sure.

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u/Crayform Oct 21 '24

That angle is perfect.

2

u/EndersGame_Reviewer Nov 29 '24

No kidding. OP, did you have any idea there even was a tree here?

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u/epicsmd Oct 21 '24

I couldn’t park like that in broad daylight!

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u/diulb Oct 21 '24

It's meant to be.

25

u/grampaspace Oct 21 '24

Hell yeah

22

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '24

I think you should have hit it. Now you learn no lesson

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u/TemporaryHoneydew761 Oct 22 '24

Nahh, the tree was set later…

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u/Potterheadsuniteyt Oct 21 '24

It’s a leer cap. You get automatic night driving luck with one of them puppies on. Talking from experience of course.

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u/West_Yorkshire Oct 21 '24

Not to mention the reverse lights would have made it easy to see.

3

u/PmK00000 Oct 22 '24

I did that in a hotel in Tuscon, Came out the next morning backed up to a tree that had two thick branches pefectly spaced on both sides of the jeep. Like i somehow parked between 2 giant fingers.

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u/thebarkbarkwoof Oct 21 '24

Add long as it's not windy

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u/GreyAndWise Oct 21 '24

Pet peeve. Take off your hitch if it’s not being used.

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u/Luthais327 Oct 21 '24 edited Oct 21 '24

If he can. Sometimes the hitch and receiver become one.

Edit. To the people down voting this, visit the rust belt and try to remove a receiver. If you don't go out of your way to maintain it, it's not coming back out.

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u/AOneArmedHobo Oct 22 '24

My hitch gets used EVERY Friday - Sunday. If you think I’m taking it off and re-installing it every week, you’re out of your damn mind

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u/GreyAndWise Oct 22 '24

You act like it’s hard to do. It’s literally two pins to remove the ball section. I know. I’ve done it hundreds of times.

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u/AOneArmedHobo Oct 22 '24

You act like the hitch on my truck has any impact on your life. It does not.

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u/GreyAndWise Oct 22 '24

Your unused hitch affects every one driving behind you. It impacts walkways, particularly if you back into a sidewalk. You’re correct in that I don’t know how you use your truck. Just because it doesn’t impact me doesn’t mean it doesn’t impact others around you. You commented in response to my post like you were defending yourself. You act like my opinion has any impact on your life. It does not.

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u/AOneArmedHobo Oct 22 '24

You’re right. Your opinion has zero impact and therefore my hitch will remain installed on my truck 😊

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u/GreyAndWise Oct 22 '24

And I will continue to think you are an inconsiderate ass.

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u/AOneArmedHobo Oct 22 '24

No worries. I’ve been called worse. Fortunately I’m able to watch where I’m walking because my head isn’t up my ass.

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u/Cinedelic Oct 21 '24

Plot twist: Now your truck is holding the tree up and you'll never be able to move it.

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u/Incoherent-Visage Oct 21 '24

If it's your home, you would've noticed already how past a certain point you are already close to that branch

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u/SameAir8235 Oct 21 '24

Hotel in Mesa AZ.

I do not live there.

Poorly lit parking lot.

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u/RNgv Oct 22 '24

You are one with your truck. 🧘🏻‍♂️

2

u/SameAir8235 Oct 22 '24

She has been good to me, I am good to her.

2

u/elyayoluu Oct 22 '24

Satisfying

2

u/Rbkelley1 Oct 22 '24

Sometimes you’d rather be lucky than good.

2

u/duckbobtarry Oct 22 '24

1 cunt hair

2

u/pro-window Oct 23 '24

Go buy a lotto ticket!

2

u/Major_Sundae3522 Oct 24 '24

That’s amazing!!

2

u/Apprehensive_Fox918 Oct 26 '24

Were your tail lights not working?

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u/SameAir8235 Oct 26 '24

Realy dark parking lot at a hotel. I do now have led tail and backup lights.

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u/HumanBowen Oct 26 '24

dark park

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u/Far_aWay_5544 Nov 16 '24

Yay the Silverado is ok!!

2

u/Trainwr3ck513 Nov 23 '24

That's when you go get a lottery ticket and hope you didn't use up all your luck on that parking job!

2

u/meegwell01 Oct 21 '24

Made me smile I don’t have that luck.

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u/BriskPandora35 Oct 21 '24

At first I thought you said “Parked my truck while drunk last night” lmao. I was way more impressed you got into the parking spot.

That is some serious parking nonetheless though.

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u/srulers Oct 21 '24

Literally. People in this thread are pretending like it’s normal to not notice a tree when you’re backing up. You gotta be drunk inattentive for that to happen. Doesn’t matter how weak your taillights are.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Oct 21 '24

Did you spit your coffee when you saw that the next morning?

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u/srulers Oct 21 '24

Does your truck not have lights like every one else?

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u/cycl0ps94 Oct 21 '24

Reverse lights generally aren't that great. Then you add the topper (bed cap, shell, etc.), it can make it difficult to see through 2-3 layers of glass. Especially at night. Even if OP did this during the day, it's still pretty impressive to get that close w/out help.

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u/AOneArmedHobo Oct 22 '24

And back up camera probably. But shhh…. Fake internet points. 😉

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u/SameAir8235 Oct 21 '24

Was dark out. Didn't see this till the morning.