r/meirl • u/beautifullyhurt • 17h ago

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u/GoLionsJD107 16h ago

My relationship history would produce a floor length gown, feather boa, a hat from circa 1910, and a parka.

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u/beautifullyhurt 16h ago

Would you have enough left over for fancy red shoes? So you can walk on out of there?

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u/GoLionsJD107 15h ago

Yes. A significant surplus

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u/beautifullyhurt 15h ago

Oh thank god. I was so worried you wouldn’t have any shoes for all of the outfits. But does the parka go with the gown? Are you wearing the gown or is it a gift?

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u/GoLionsJD107 15h ago

No it doesn’t but what would I do with all the extra material?

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u/GoLionsJD107 15h ago

I also live in Florida and have no use for a parka

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u/beautifullyhurt 15h ago

Probably craft some wings and fly away. Perhaps somewhere warm. You could also use the material to fashion a flower you could wear on your lapel to alert people of your impending disappointment.