Rhino was the only good thing about this movie

[u/SkibidiRizzlerOhio4]

[u/RavishingRickiRude]

If he's the best, I don't want to know the worst

[u/nonvideas]

Because I'm horny (I'm horny!)!

[u/purplepies → u/nonvideas]

Other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy

[u/DanfordThePom → u/purplepies]

Why? Why? Be constructive with your feedback, please

[u/Ole_Josharoo7188 → u/DanfordThePom]

Is it because I rap about reality?! Like me and my nana sippin a cuppa tea?!

[u/guttengroot → u/Ole_Josharoo7188]

There ain't no party like my Nana's tea party hey ho

[u/auto_generatedname → u/nonvideas]

If you choose to proceed, you will indeed concede, ‘cos I'll hit you with my flow; the wild rhino stampede.

[u/dwide_k_shrude → u/nonvideas]

They call me the hiphoppopotamus. My lyrics are bottomless…

[u/Bobpool82 → u/dwide_k_shrude]

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[u/guttengroot → u/Bobpool82]

Is that it? ....yeah

[u/Ellis_XXL → u/nonvideas]

[u/TommagFische → u/nonvideas]

Why is Rhi horny. Is he stupid?

[u/Hour-Process-3292]

“Don’t make me horny. You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny”

[u/Ahrensann → u/Hour-Process-3292]

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny.

[u/GraymalkinX → u/Hour-Process-3292]

Now why did I read that in Austin Powers voice... 😭

[u/korbentherhino]

What you didnt see that coming?

[u/BlueLaceSensor128]

Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.

[u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 → u/BlueLaceSensor128]

“Maybe I am”

//honestly I could use a rhino toy// 

[u/MyAimSucc]

Was able to finish it in one sitting, which is more than I could say for the last two venoms, madam web and Morbius. It’s not good, but it’s kinda funny and I do not feel like my time was wasted watching it

[u/FlatulateHealthilyOK]

Honestly It was a fun movie, definitely rough start, and pretty terrible script at times. The action, again. There was some things that were interesting in terms of how they decided to edit and film the sequence, but for the most part I don't know. I really liked it for the action. I also enjoyed the motivation of the character of Kraven. It wasn't perfect but at least it wasn't nearly as bad as morbius or venom. 2

[u/Suspicious-Will-5165 → u/FlatulateHealthilyOK]

Agreed, I thought it was pretty alright. It did kinda feel like they showed all the action scenes in trailers tho. And I still have no idea what the Foreigner’s powers did.

[u/NitroBlast4563 → u/FlatulateHealthilyOK]

Weakest part was probably the young calypso actress. But overall an amazing film that isn’t just nostalgia bait.

[u/A_Serious_House]

Did he pull a Ant-Man/Thanos?

[u/ake-n-bake]

I loved when he said “it’s Rhinoin’ time!” And rhinoed all over everyone.

[u/piconese → u/ake-n-bake]

I don’t know if you or anyone else has had to sit through every episode of “spidey and his amazing friends,” but this is the premise of almost every other episode 😂😭

[u/wlake82 → u/piconese]

You're not wrong. It's not a bad show for young kids, but I have to keep myself from correcting it lol.

[u/ZekeYeagr → u/ake-n-bake]

Haha same shit joke 🤣

[u/DeltaV-Mzero]

God, a Deadpool / Spider-Man crossover, please

[u/deadpool-bot → u/DeltaV-Mzero]

Time to make the chimi-f***in'-changas.

[u/KindlyContribution54]

Oh I know this one! It is because of the giant rhino horns sticking out of his forehead!

[u/No_Cry8336]

What movie was this

[u/Secret_Sympathy2952 → u/No_Cry8336]

Kraven

[u/Avatar_Project]

Still looks better than the Amazing Spiderman Rhino.

[u/azam85]

Bad, just bad

[u/feetandballs]

Elephino!

[u/Ok-Transportation260]

Because I always rhin everyone around 

[u/Cybasura]

"Damn, you sure look like a Rhino"

[u/Ryanmiller70]

Honestly if Rhino actually did stuff in the movie before the final battle instead of having Foreigner do 99% of the work, I'd have probably enjoyed the movie more. The guy playing Rhino is so obviously taking the piss and I loved that. Everything else in the movie was just so boring.

[u/deathtothescalpers]

Aren’t those the 7/11 pills?

[u/Jetsam5]

There’s a scene where his henchman walks in to deliver him news and the Rhino just randomly makes this noise like he’s chocking for like 5 seconds.

It’s impossible to explain if you haven’t seen the movie because it makes absolutely no sense. He’s fully human at the time, it just comes out of nowhere and is fucking hilarious.

It’s funnier than any of the memes that I’ve seen about the movie but no one knows because no one actually saw it.

[u/_CraftyTrashPanda]

He looks like a lawn ornament you’d find at Hobby Lobby

[u/ineffectivetransgirl]

Rhino when the sour-dough-yes walks through the door

[u/Bobpool82]

[u/ddawdad]

Imo Aaron was the only good thing in this movie.

[u/snowy4_]

bro what rhino’s design was the worst part of the movie. imo everything else was great

[u/SmoothJade → u/snowy4_]

Movie was unironically sick.

[u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998]

I’m glad he’s the mutated man as opposed to armor that Rhino normally has in Marvel.

If it makes you feel better //and gives me upvotes// I liked Rhino before Ultimate Rhino from TV was introduced. It’s just seeing a version that changed his body, changed his DNA I thought was cooler cuz then he didn’t even need a suit, he turned his body into a weapon. 

[u/Crazy_Top_2723 → u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998]

Worst take ever besides he can't take off the suit either

[u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 → u/Crazy_Top_2723]

But it is still just a suit 

[u/Crazy_Top_2723 → u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998]

That modifies his body he's not just a normal guy in a suit maybe you should learn about the character

[u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 → u/Crazy_Top_2723]

Wrong, I shouldn’t cuz I know the character. I’m saying I like this different version better 

[u/Crazy_Top_2723 → u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998]

You literally don't if you think he's a guy in suit lmao he's a gamma mutate the last time I checked dork