r/lastweektonight • u/Equal_Dependent3426 • 20d ago
Fuck you Amazon
So I'm now screwed for the holidays. Because of this postal strike, I go Amazon for my son's gifts.... Now keep in mind that I'm a recovering addict and I have fought so damn hard to get son home and now for his first Christmas Amazon closes my account because my card is linked to an account already closed.... Are you fkn kidding me? I FKN CLOSED IT AND NOW IM FUCKED FOR THE FIRST CHRISTMAS THATS SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING WITH MOM.. I WILL NEVER AGAIN USE AMAZON.. THERE ROBOTS ARE FKN STUPID AND CONTINUOUSLY LOCK ME OUT OF MY SON TABLET AND THATS TO THEM IS FRAUD??? HES TWO BITCH! AND NOW YOU CLOSED MY ACCOUNT CAUSE I ASKED TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE INTELLIGENT ABOUT MY ACCOUNT PURCHASES AND ISSUES SO I MAY RESOLVE THEM.. UNPROFESSIONAL. AMAZON IS OVER.
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u/nomorepumpkins 20d ago
Jfc take a breath. Christmas is weeks away just make a new amazon account. Trust me your kid would much rather have a mom that doesnt lose her shit over something like this than anything thats in your amazon cart.
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u/gigalbytegal 20d ago
He's two. He doesn't need a tablet. You could wrap a bag of potatoes and he'd be happy. Take a deep breath and reevaluate what makes a happy holidays.
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u/hookuptruck 20d ago
You are correct, it’s all evil shit. But don’t let this ruin your time with the kid. They don’t care about gifts as much as the happy feeling of being with you. Depending on his age, there are many terrific hacks that you don’t need Amazon or money to create. If the kid is young enough, a decorated cardboard box will be rad!! Turn cooking a big (dollar store) meal into a gift (see YouTube videos). You’ve got this. The main thing is your attitude. Best wishes!! And if you want further support as a recovering addict, I’d really suggest daily meditation to help calm you. It works. Best wishes.
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u/EmergencyRead5254 20d ago
Ma'am, this is a Wendys.