r/iranian • u/joe_the_insane • 11d ago

Guys they found our mothership,what should we do?

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https://www.fox29.com/news/iranian-mothership-mystery-drone-sightings-new-jersey-van-drew

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u/CHECOM3N 11d ago

they found our ancient persian tech

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u/mrandMaMaD7 Hakhāmaneshi 11d ago

even if this was true why the fuck should Iran see new jeresey out of like area 51 lol,

(bro imagine if this is true bruh 💀)

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u/joe_the_insane 11d ago

Space jihad

Also they are holding Elvis Presley captive in a bunker under new jersey

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u/Traditional-Pop-8792 just a regular iranian :| 10d ago

Also they are holding Elvis Presley captive in a bunker under new jersey

Seriously?!

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u/EpicCleansing 11d ago

I just find it so wild that the US for years now has leaked reports of seemingly next-level tech "drones" that nobody supposedly knows what they are. And these drones only show up near US military bases, without getting shot down or investigated, but they are totally not from the US military.

And somehow some Americans seem to believe that it is actually Iran that possesses this next-level technology, and just uses it to stare at suburban fucking New Jersey.

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u/aashapa 10d ago

Yes, seriously. American news slop is clearly laced with propaganda to manufacture consent to drive a violent agenda

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u/pishdaad Felestin 11d ago

Note the dehumanizing language they're using for us now. They're certainly planning for our genocide, so nuclear armed hypersonic missiles and tactical nuclear warheads embedded among drone swarms are the only way for us to protect our people's continued existence. We must reach a level of deterrence making it impossible for these monsters in Washington London Tel Aviv Berlin Paris Riyadh Abu Dhabi and Ankara to ever initiate our erasure in whole or in part, like they have done to Libyans, Syrians, Iraqis and Palestinians.

These warmongering rabid barbarians need to understand that through our deterrence strength and absolute strategic advantage across Iranzamin and the greater West Asia region, that Iranians will never die, and Iran will never again be conquered. We will take charge of our own destiny and write our own history. Enough is enough.

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u/Andakandak 11d ago

I visited ‘Israel’ a decade or so ago and it’s completely normal in their tourist shops (think postcards, magnets, tshirts) to find merchandise calling for the destruction of Iran. To make Iran extinct. We know they’re capable of genocide so it’s just the right opportunity now. Seeing Iranians wave the blue and white flag is insanity.

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u/pishdaad Felestin 9d ago

Some Iranians are so brainwashed by the Zio AmeriKKKan propaganda machine, it's going to be very difficult to bring them back to sanity - but not impossible. We have quite a lot of work to do.

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u/joe_the_insane 11d ago

Tbf it's new jersey,noone expects much from new Jersey

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u/pishdaad Felestin 9d ago

It's still the Zio AmeriKKKan Empire. It's all the same. The governor of Texas just banned travel to Iran as well. They're ramping up their anti-Iranian fascism.

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u/Lusty_Boy 11d ago

Time to find a new planet

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u/AlienInNewTehran 11d ago edited 11d ago

This is something Zapp Brannigan might also say

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u/Prestigious_Draft_79 9d ago

The Jews have decided to attack Iran and are psychologically preparing the public for the coming war

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u/Necessary-Mousse8518 8d ago

Breaking News:

New York and New Jersey Congressmen among several allegedly brilliant politicians who got pranked.

Signed,

Orson Welles

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u/AAA_4481 7d ago

Take us to your reed-er. If you know, you know.