r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/joellejueni • Sep 19 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer Arrested for dangerously high amount of cute
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • Nov 26 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer You've heard of Legal Eagle, now get ready for...
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FrozenBr33ze • 3d ago
Not a chirp without my lawyer I've been enslaved. I must serve and protect.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FeatheryRobin • Sep 08 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer Caretaker mauled by baby bird (lost several fingers)
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/LordGarlandJenkins • Aug 22 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer Felon Arguing for His Release
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Texasgirl190 • Dec 20 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer This criminal conned me into taking her to the emergency vet and paying $80 just so she could get scritches.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Convenient_Escape • Nov 13 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer don’t want seeds, want diamonds
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Blueartbird • Apr 14 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer "Mom, she wanted to talk to me. Please don't cover the window again. She gets lonely."
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Maggie wants to start a petition. She wants free mirrors for all birbs and if you don't sign the petition she will start a riot. Her mirror twin agrees.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Empidonaxed • Sep 19 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer Arrested for stealing fruit from a nature sanctuary: Red-eyes Vireo
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Huffingfluff • Sep 19 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer Clueless human decapitated by dinosaur
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I’m dead
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Blueartbird • Oct 15 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer smol criminal tried to take a bath in yoghurt. was apprehended and cleaned by the authorities
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/professornext409 • Jul 10 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer Violating curfew by hiding in the one spot I can’t reach
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Blueartbird • Dec 17 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer When you know you were a bad birb but you dont want to face the consequences
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/invisible_flamingo • May 01 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer Smol criminal refuses to crack under intense interrogation. Suspect is behind bars for the evening.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/epiclara • Dec 21 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer CRIMINAL AT LORGE 10,000 Pellet Reward
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Lobenz • Aug 03 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer 2nd Hummingbird I caught this week in my garage.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Oct 02 '21
Not a chirp without my lawyer First day on the job and you bust a huge baby smuggling ring like this? Buddy, you're going places in this department
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/jeremi2000000 • Jun 24 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer My birds kicked me out of my bed and now sleep there while I have to sleep in their cage, can I sue?
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/MirrorAltruistic2112 • Dec 02 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer My little blue monster never stops eating, found him in his food jar
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/olindense • Mar 30 '22
Not a chirp without my lawyer This little lady will be facing charges for allegedly harboring a fugitive
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Shadow-Kat-94 • Mar 21 '23
Not a chirp without my lawyer Fully grown, yet still a criminal. Apprehended trying to escape.
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Tiny button Quail
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/peachy_keen64 • Feb 25 '23
Not a chirp without my lawyer Caution: smol criminal plays dead to avoid consequences
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/cutiepie9ccr • May 21 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer haters will tell you this is gatsby yawning while on patrol. but that's slander. this is so clearly his battle cry.
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Aug 23 '21
Not a chirp without my lawyer "They were all dead when I got here." - Pancake
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r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Apple_Efficient • May 17 '24
Not a chirp without my lawyer noir budgie?? please caption this 😭❤️
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