r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/FrozenBr33ze • Oct 14 '24
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/neonsharkz • 23d ago
In lockdown holding hands with the little goblin that lives in my hood. I am under his rule
he sleeps rn. I miss the goblin. he will make u sit like this until he's asleep and ready for bed, I get such bad had cramps but alas I much appease the king
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Sudden-Substance-568 • Nov 23 '24
In lockdown We all float down here 🎈
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Moneychode • Mar 01 '24
In lockdown He goes with me to our favorite tea place and chewed a hole in my boba lid I didn't notice and I got tea all over my fav new sweatshirt. He was imprisoned
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/kiwiandmerle • May 23 '22
In lockdown Jailed for the crime of flying at the vets face
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/Wahpoash • Jul 17 '22
In lockdown Found an abandoned, dehydrated fledgling with a respiratory infection. Started antibiotics and feeling much better now. Almost ready for release into police custody.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TungstenChef • May 19 '24
In lockdown 🎵 Despute all my rage I'm still just a bird in a cage🎵
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/maelend • Nov 12 '24
In lockdown Immediately after he was made he needed to be held. In hand jail.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/stillveganbtw • Aug 30 '24
In lockdown Behind bars(the cage was open she just a lil goofy)
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Jul 07 '22
In lockdown With holding cells at maximum capacity sometimes entire crime families are allowed to bunk together and plot escape
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/adhdbpdisaster • May 04 '23
In lockdown After causing a public disturbance, James has been booked; and he is not happy about it.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/CombatPillow • Nov 10 '22
In lockdown Violent gang takes innocent bystander hostage - demands seebs
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/TaurusOH • Oct 05 '24
In lockdown Meet my new inmate
Still working on a name for him. I've never had one this color before, he's a very pretty boy.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/lucar8522 • Apr 10 '23
In lockdown Incarcerated for crimes relating to illegal smollness.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Oct 21 '21
In lockdown One month old criminal about to be moved to minimum security via secure transport
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/HiveFleetOuroboris • Nov 24 '22
In lockdown I think I'm being threatened
We had to come home in the middle of the night and woke up Atlas. She started fake eating nothing in her fist and these pictures were born lol
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/menthapiperita • Jan 06 '24
In lockdown So apparently if I put my Green Cheeks in 5 gallon buckets they are either unable or unwilling to fly out lmao
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/theartfuldodger26 • Jan 06 '22
In lockdown Escaped hospital ward by tricking the nurse with his floofiness, proceeded to paint the walls with infected poop.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Sep 07 '21
In lockdown I don't pretend to know Japanese but I'm pretty sure this is a prisoner transfer order
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/eliteprephistory • Nov 24 '21
In lockdown The terrible three tiny troublesome tiels are back in lockup after a night full of big chicken energy and baby raptor noises
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/ZoltorGack • Feb 08 '24
In lockdown jail time bird (he bite my ear)
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/aiandi • Aug 08 '22
In lockdown Foiled by security screen, birblar floofs in outrage
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/ecast8808 • Dec 22 '22
In lockdown Pretty good spread for it being behind bars.
r/illegallysmolbirbs • u/tarymst • Jan 02 '24
In lockdown Face of dirty deeds, done seed cheap
Stinky Georgia, making plans to do dirty crimes. Don’t let her looks fool you, she’s a hardened criminal.