r/illegallysmolbirbs Oct 14 '24

In lockdown I wanted to show off my win with Avon but somehow I was turned into a tree. Send help!

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773 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs 23d ago

In lockdown holding hands with the little goblin that lives in my hood. I am under his rule

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558 Upvotes

he sleeps rn. I miss the goblin. he will make u sit like this until he's asleep and ready for bed, I get such bad had cramps but alas I much appease the king

r/illegallysmolbirbs Nov 23 '24

In lockdown We all float down here 🎈

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492 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Mar 01 '24

In lockdown He goes with me to our favorite tea place and chewed a hole in my boba lid I didn't notice and I got tea all over my fav new sweatshirt. He was imprisoned

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865 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs May 23 '22

In lockdown Jailed for the crime of flying at the vets face

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1.6k Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jul 17 '22

In lockdown Found an abandoned, dehydrated fledgling with a respiratory infection. Started antibiotics and feeling much better now. Almost ready for release into police custody.

1.5k Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs May 19 '24

In lockdown 🎵 Despute all my rage I'm still just a bird in a cage🎵

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311 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Nov 12 '24

In lockdown Immediately after he was made he needed to be held. In hand jail.

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239 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Aug 30 '24

In lockdown Behind bars(the cage was open she just a lil goofy)

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264 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jul 07 '22

In lockdown With holding cells at maximum capacity sometimes entire crime families are allowed to bunk together and plot escape

956 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs May 04 '23

In lockdown After causing a public disturbance, James has been booked; and he is not happy about it.

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769 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Nov 10 '22

In lockdown Violent gang takes innocent bystander hostage - demands seebs

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1.1k Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Oct 05 '24

In lockdown Meet my new inmate

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119 Upvotes

Still working on a name for him. I've never had one this color before, he's a very pretty boy.

r/illegallysmolbirbs Apr 10 '23

In lockdown Incarcerated for crimes relating to illegal smollness.

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564 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Oct 21 '21

In lockdown One month old criminal about to be moved to minimum security via secure transport

839 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jul 26 '22

In lockdown Guilty and behind bars...

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624 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Nov 24 '22

In lockdown I think I'm being threatened

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664 Upvotes

We had to come home in the middle of the night and woke up Atlas. She started fake eating nothing in her fist and these pictures were born lol

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jan 06 '24

In lockdown So apparently if I put my Green Cheeks in 5 gallon buckets they are either unable or unwilling to fly out lmao

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212 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jan 06 '22

In lockdown Escaped hospital ward by tricking the nurse with his floofiness, proceeded to paint the walls with infected poop.

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316 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Sep 07 '21

In lockdown I don't pretend to know Japanese but I'm pretty sure this is a prisoner transfer order

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669 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Nov 24 '21

In lockdown The terrible three tiny troublesome tiels are back in lockup after a night full of big chicken energy and baby raptor noises

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767 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Feb 08 '24

In lockdown jail time bird (he bite my ear)

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160 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Aug 08 '22

In lockdown Foiled by security screen, birblar floofs in outrage

626 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Dec 22 '22

In lockdown Pretty good spread for it being behind bars.

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336 Upvotes

r/illegallysmolbirbs Jan 02 '24

In lockdown Face of dirty deeds, done seed cheap

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174 Upvotes

Stinky Georgia, making plans to do dirty crimes. Don’t let her looks fool you, she’s a hardened criminal.