r/holdmybeer Nov 02 '24

HMB While I Use This Playground Meant for Little Kids

827 Upvotes

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210

u/hugelkult Nov 02 '24

At least he got the shirt tug to cover the bellyfat at the end so as not to cause any extra embarrassment

31

u/Narwhal-Competitive Nov 03 '24

I thought the same thing, because I do it all the time.

19

u/Walter_HK Nov 03 '24

Big boys know what’s up

16

u/raz0rflea Nov 03 '24

Should have got a TC Tuggers

2

u/-Rettirlana- Nov 04 '24

The hem of my shirt, that’s what’s up

1

u/K4rkino5 3d ago

Came here to ensure this was noted. 🤣

81

u/KennyMoose32 Nov 02 '24

Ooh Cotton, he did not stick the landing

19

u/Brother_Lou Nov 02 '24

He looks pretty stuck to me.

21

u/Maybeiliketheabuse Nov 03 '24

Watching the video I'm almost positive this place is in my town. I took one of my kids there and watched adult after adult eat shit falling through this thing for 2 hours. Pure entertainment.

1

u/bast007 Nov 03 '24

I've been to a similar places and they had specific height and weight restrictions.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Lmfao!!!!!! 😆😂🤣

148

u/Suckitmodshah Nov 02 '24

The average redditor.

30

u/Southern-Orchid-1786 Nov 03 '24

Suggesting half are in worse shape

1

u/berrey7 Nov 06 '24

Starring in Interstellar 2

13

u/SpellingJenius Nov 02 '24

Smooth

3

u/RexCarrs Nov 03 '24

Poetry in motion.

14

u/serenwipiti Nov 03 '24

lol

The caption says

“He almost came out wearing a thong”

14

u/Adventurous-Mix-2533 Nov 02 '24

Nowitski is completely unsurprised and unfazed.

2

u/wm210 Nov 03 '24

Veteran response

27

u/fatherofsodomy Nov 03 '24

Hold my fries?

19

u/Dirk_Bogart Nov 03 '24

This is more a celebration of gravity than it is watching someone’s temporary joy

22

u/KrobarLambda3 Nov 03 '24

Feel bad for the kids who just had their day ruined by that thing. What an asshole.

1

u/New2thegame Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

Yeah he snapped a strap on the top level. What an asshole. He's obviously too big for that play structure.

15

u/Baby_____Shark Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

When a reddit mod goes to the indoor playground.

7

u/murkymist Nov 03 '24

That was actually a pretty soft landing.

3

u/z500 Nov 03 '24

And his pants stayed on. I'd call that a success

8

u/Gonquin Nov 03 '24

That natural reflex of fat people to do -nothing- other than cover themselves when they roll over

2

u/Passivefamiliar Nov 06 '24

It's a depressing deep rooted embarrassed response.

I don't want to fat shame. But there's a point where, it is the persons fault. And when that's the case, they know it, they deny it and bury it but they know they're just given up and lazy. And defeated. That's that response. Subconsciously.

I feel bad for this person. But hopefully every kid that saw it learned a lesson. To be healthy and active. Because. Nobody wants to be this.

2

u/404fucknotfound Nov 09 '24

Nah, it's not always their fault. I know a few people in my family who are fat "by default" despite diet and exercise, including one who was born a big baby and was just fat his entire life, despite being on the same diet as his eight impoverished skinny siblings.

The worst part is sometimes they try the whole "diet and exercise" thing and it doesn't work, or they get depressed, or otherwise sick so they stop and then afterwards they BLOW UP, getting fatter than they ever did before and it feels like some sick joke.

Meanwhile I don't diet, don't exercise, and have been skinny my entire life.

26

u/iwishihadnobones Nov 03 '24

Jesus. Hes lucky he didnt kill someone.

3

u/Mainely420Gaming Nov 03 '24

Future Olympic sport right here.

4

u/Cchaireazy Nov 03 '24

Spider-Man couldn’t even save his ass

3

u/Lex_pert Nov 03 '24

He deserved that 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/CaptainPunisher Nov 03 '24

DON'T! GET! ELIMINATED!!!

3

u/swampfish Nov 03 '24

That fucker broke the top one. Way to ruin it for everyone else.

3

u/MagicWishMonkey Nov 03 '24

lol, that’s the Dallas Kids Empire, my kids have dragged me all over that thing but I’ve never been dumb enough to try that death trap. I’ve seen kids fall halfway down that thing without stopping, it’s crazy.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

Also using it while being that fat

5

u/campbluedog Nov 02 '24

El Slobbo Stanko

2

u/warthog0869 Nov 03 '24

Is "blobulate" a verb?

2

u/Doschupacabras Nov 03 '24

I literally thought the guy (?) was a bear and I had so many questions.

2

u/_your_face Nov 03 '24

Good thing he covered his belly button at the end there, if we saw it we might have thought he was fat!

2

u/Astral-traveler-026 Nov 03 '24

Dude was like 400 lbs over the weight limit for the playing area 😬.

2

u/jamesdownwell Nov 03 '24

I’m assuming his kids were there as well? Honestly, pretty sad and souls destroying.

2

u/demonoid01 Nov 03 '24

Watched this a few times and I still can't tell if this is an adult or a Texas middleschooler

1

u/KuriousKhemicals 24d ago

Oh no. It didn't occur to me that this could actually be a kid who figured he was the right age to be using the playscape. That's sad.

If it's just a dumbass adult who had every reason to know better then it's funny.

2

u/supermethdroid Nov 03 '24

Bob, the name's Bob, not Blob, smartass.

2

u/mrcorde Nov 05 '24

He didn't see the 'No Whales' sign

2

u/Bostonmick Nov 08 '24

Fat, Drunk & Stupid is no way to go through life, son...

2

u/Frickstar Nov 12 '24

How did he think he was gonna fit through that without snapping some? Like I'm a normal adult size and id think twice about going down that

4

u/Buzzk1LL Nov 03 '24

What a fuckwit. Way to ruin something for everyone else.

3

u/spderweb Nov 02 '24

Don't knock it till you try it.

5

u/HGWTRVL Nov 03 '24

Asshole

3

u/farkwadian Nov 02 '24

Those nets are not for catching whales, that's for sure.

1

u/blackdynomitesnewbag Nov 03 '24

Flashback to discovery zone

1

u/Mafroe Nov 03 '24

He broke the top level

1

u/bluepushkin Nov 03 '24

Isn't there a damn slide on these things? How did he get up there? So many questions.

1

u/footbrawl33 Nov 03 '24

This is how your colon acts when the x-lax kicks in.

1

u/fuzzytradr Nov 03 '24

A classic to be sure

1

u/Help1969 Nov 03 '24

He did not disappoint any of the spectators!!!!!!

1

u/spicymeatballz28 Nov 03 '24

Play stupid games, win stupid prices

1

u/caribb Nov 03 '24

I could watch that a thousand times 😂

1

u/DiverMan6969 Nov 03 '24

Shirt tug at the end like everyone watching didn’t see they’re bowling ball ass nearly crush several children to death. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU’RE FAT

1

u/DiverMan6969 Nov 03 '24

The brief moment they lean forward and just let gravity do the rest

1

u/Compman90 Nov 03 '24

And this is why factors of safety exist.

1

u/jawide626 Nov 03 '24

I'mma be honest, that actually looks fun

1

u/Tasia528 Nov 04 '24

That looks like me trying to get out of bed in the morning.

1

u/Calooooos Nov 04 '24

That looks like a Kid's Empire, and according to them, those structures are rated for all kids and adults with no weight limit.

1

u/AdInevitable7025 Nov 04 '24

Let the body’s hit the floor

1

u/jakspining Nov 04 '24

More like Hold My Belly

1

u/Fenrak0 Nov 05 '24

Looks like a guy I worked with.

1

u/Red_Franzia Nov 07 '24

I needed this laugh so desperately, and I say thank you!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

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1

u/Actual_Squid Nov 21 '24

Hollywood stuntman goes through multiple awnings:

1

u/jarondagan 8d ago

Try being my size Amy

1

u/mnebrnr13 3d ago

Is that Heavy D

1

u/45PSE 3d ago

It is a fat man’s Plinko

0

u/SailsTacks Nov 03 '24

This is what happens when you let MAGADON run a McDonald’s.

1

u/Geekygamertag Nov 03 '24

He’s name is actually Tim. So it would be “MegaTim”

-6

u/dungl Nov 03 '24

Hope this dudes ok

1

u/Atxsun 2d ago

Points to the little kid fleeing for her life in the beginning