r/holdmybeer • u/Vulcan44 • Nov 02 '24
HMB While I Use This Playground Meant for Little Kids
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u/KennyMoose32 Nov 02 '24
Ooh Cotton, he did not stick the landing
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u/Maybeiliketheabuse Nov 03 '24
Watching the video I'm almost positive this place is in my town. I took one of my kids there and watched adult after adult eat shit falling through this thing for 2 hours. Pure entertainment.
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u/bast007 Nov 03 '24
I've been to a similar places and they had specific height and weight restrictions.
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u/Dirk_Bogart Nov 03 '24
This is more a celebration of gravity than it is watching someone’s temporary joy
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u/KrobarLambda3 Nov 03 '24
Feel bad for the kids who just had their day ruined by that thing. What an asshole.
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u/New2thegame Nov 05 '24 edited Nov 06 '24
Yeah he snapped a strap on the top level. What an asshole. He's obviously too big for that play structure.
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u/Gonquin Nov 03 '24
That natural reflex of fat people to do -nothing- other than cover themselves when they roll over
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u/Passivefamiliar Nov 06 '24
It's a depressing deep rooted embarrassed response.
I don't want to fat shame. But there's a point where, it is the persons fault. And when that's the case, they know it, they deny it and bury it but they know they're just given up and lazy. And defeated. That's that response. Subconsciously.
I feel bad for this person. But hopefully every kid that saw it learned a lesson. To be healthy and active. Because. Nobody wants to be this.
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u/404fucknotfound Nov 09 '24
Nah, it's not always their fault. I know a few people in my family who are fat "by default" despite diet and exercise, including one who was born a big baby and was just fat his entire life, despite being on the same diet as his eight impoverished skinny siblings.
The worst part is sometimes they try the whole "diet and exercise" thing and it doesn't work, or they get depressed, or otherwise sick so they stop and then afterwards they BLOW UP, getting fatter than they ever did before and it feels like some sick joke.
Meanwhile I don't diet, don't exercise, and have been skinny my entire life.
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u/MagicWishMonkey Nov 03 '24
lol, that’s the Dallas Kids Empire, my kids have dragged me all over that thing but I’ve never been dumb enough to try that death trap. I’ve seen kids fall halfway down that thing without stopping, it’s crazy.
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u/_your_face Nov 03 '24
Good thing he covered his belly button at the end there, if we saw it we might have thought he was fat!
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u/Astral-traveler-026 Nov 03 '24
Dude was like 400 lbs over the weight limit for the playing area 😬.
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u/jamesdownwell Nov 03 '24
I’m assuming his kids were there as well? Honestly, pretty sad and souls destroying.
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u/demonoid01 Nov 03 '24
Watched this a few times and I still can't tell if this is an adult or a Texas middleschooler
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u/KuriousKhemicals 24d ago
Oh no. It didn't occur to me that this could actually be a kid who figured he was the right age to be using the playscape. That's sad.
If it's just a dumbass adult who had every reason to know better then it's funny.
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u/Frickstar Nov 12 '24
How did he think he was gonna fit through that without snapping some? Like I'm a normal adult size and id think twice about going down that
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u/bluepushkin Nov 03 '24
Isn't there a damn slide on these things? How did he get up there? So many questions.
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u/DiverMan6969 Nov 03 '24
Shirt tug at the end like everyone watching didn’t see they’re bowling ball ass nearly crush several children to death. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU’RE FAT
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u/Calooooos Nov 04 '24
That looks like a Kid's Empire, and according to them, those structures are rated for all kids and adults with no weight limit.
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u/hugelkult Nov 02 '24
At least he got the shirt tug to cover the bellyfat at the end so as not to cause any extra embarrassment