r/gtaonline Nov 24 '24

Rockstar is that DnD DM that always says "You can't do that" to anything remotely fun.

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6.5k Upvotes

Outfits are so restricted and do do.

r/gtaonline 23d ago

If You Ever Feel Useless,Just Remember This Exists

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4.2k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Oct 16 '24

Question: how do I get rid of all this fucking money?

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6.1k Upvotes

Kind of an ambiguous question, but genuinely curious.

r/gtaonline Nov 07 '24

Strainer $8800 non-negotiable and no low ballers

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5.7k Upvotes

$88000 I know what I got. No low ballers. My cousin has the title. New rims and turbo. Don’t waste my damn time. Don’t ask for a lower price. I’m not playin with you broke mfs

r/gtaonline Sep 12 '24

What's the most useless thing in the game?

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7.3k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Jul 15 '24

POV: you’re a girl playing GTAO

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8.2k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 20h ago

I thought I was given 100% of the take. I have been lied to. Where is my remaining $1, Rockstar?

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7.5k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 13d ago

It's a smart idea to land your CEO Buzzard on your sub so you c--AARGH FUCK

5.5k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 21d ago

Average GTAO player's stats

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3.5k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 11d ago

I seem to have forgotten to claim the Free Boat

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4.0k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 6d ago

And this is why I only do Invite only lobbies..

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5.2k Upvotes

Jk, this 2am public lobby was awesome, people chasing the soda truck without killing each other, I saw two Raijus flying together so I joined with my Hydra and they didn’t shoot me down. One left after a while and it was just me and the other person. He got a little too close to the floor and his plane didn’t make it so I just looked at the map to see where he would respawn. Ofc, he missile-locked me because I was approaching in VTOL mode with my Hydra while he had no vehicle, he doesn’t shoot and I’m able to land by him. After pointing at each other for while, he decides to message me. His message made me flip but I was a little weird it out at fiest. It clicked once I saw the outfit I was rocking

Happy holidays to everyone and stay jolly

r/gtaonline May 21 '24

What’s your favorite radio station?

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4.4k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Jul 25 '24

GTA online players that desperate?

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3.9k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Nov 10 '24

How does this guy still have a job?

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5.4k Upvotes

El Rubio’s Compound has to be unionized or something.

r/gtaonline Nov 11 '24

Taking vip to the furthest hospital

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4.4k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Oct 21 '24

My character vs Real Life

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6.5k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Sep 14 '24

Honest Map of GTA V

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6.2k Upvotes

r/gtaonline 5d ago

forgot to mention that lupe even sh*t-talks your assistant sometimes

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2.8k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Dec 10 '23

GTA Low Levels be like:

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7.9k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Jun 14 '23

I would... IF I COULD

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9.5k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Aug 19 '24

Guys I'm doing this in hard and as a level 26, am I cooked?

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3.4k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Aug 20 '24

When you come back from being AFK…

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4.8k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Nov 20 '24

Cause it’ll only happen once

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6.2k Upvotes

Def beat down some npc, sold to some street dealers, purchased sodas, made some transfer and may or may not have made it rain at the shoe store, entertained an escort and exchanged a few casino chips to get those numbers exact lol

I don’t even smoke but my homie had to spark one up after 🫡

r/gtaonline Nov 15 '24

I just made 448k with the taxi job

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5.0k Upvotes

r/gtaonline Oct 18 '24

Some of the hate mail I’ve gotten over a year or so

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1.4k Upvotes

Using Virtue with lock-on jammer and heavy revolver gets the best of people, especially mk2’s