r/gtaonline • u/Joss-Line • 1d ago

How the Oppressor mk2 was born

5.5k Upvotes

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u/Much_Video_2693 1d ago

Bro you gotta mark it as NSFW I was next to my mom!

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u/ferndawgz 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Translator_8017 1h ago

😭😭😭

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u/gfbguapo 1d ago

Bro didn’t even mark it “NSFW”. Bold.

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u/swampertDbest 18h ago

"Something, something... I masturbated on the train... something, something"

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u/DepressedLondoner1 Professional Mk.2 Mosquito Swatter 15h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Procrastanaseum 18h ago

I'm gonna watch cars humping at work all the time now

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u/DepressedLondoner1 Professional Mk.2 Mosquito Swatter 15h ago

r/dragonsfuckingcars

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u/Mr_Johnnycat 1d ago

What are you doing step deluxo

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u/MeetingRight535 1d ago

Deluxhoe

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u/DepressedLondoner1 Professional Mk.2 Mosquito Swatter 15h ago

Stepluxhoe

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u/Dead1Bread 1d ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/No_Pay_2986 1d ago

Just the men? Strange. My wife loves watching 2 cars going at it.

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u/ChicleLatina9702 1d ago

I don’t think the White Deluxo is the father… Black Deluxo definitely cheated with Oppressor MK-1

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Joss-Line 1d ago

It's was a very eventful day when the oppressor mk2 came out.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 1d ago

The next FF movie!

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u/ThatRedditUser18 1d ago

Bro you should’ve tagged this as NSFW because I was on the subway

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u/TemporaryDepth1188 1d ago

wait,nononono wait wait wait

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

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u/AzuleStriker 1d ago

At least mark it NSFW... lol.

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u/StableLegal2562 1d ago

Yall nasty

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u/Suitable-Occasion-53 18h ago

*conceived

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u/Old-Kernow 18h ago

This. Also, shouldn't there be a bike involved if an Oppressor is the result?

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u/Suitable-Occasion-53 17h ago

People doubt if the result of human breeding is human until they can check at birth so it doesnt surprise me.

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u/Might_be_deleted 1d ago

It should be with an Oppressor MKI, not two Deluxos.

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u/No_Pay_2986 1d ago

Came here to say this

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u/Thatpotatochipp 1d ago

Best post this sub has seen in awhile!

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u/Affectionate_Rope559 1d ago

Bruh this is so dumb but I’m rolling in my room. Yall so fried, I love this community😂

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u/WaytMen26 22h ago

This is...... horny

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u/Medical_Rate3986 1d ago

Ohh my....

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u/MrR1983 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Lonely-Back-3992 1d ago

yay car sex!

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u/Chucheyface 1d ago

I guess they're turning the deluxo's wheels on and off

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u/JC-R1 1d ago

Ain't no way lmaooo 😭😭

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u/sadcode69 1d ago

when i opened reddit i never expected to see a thing like this

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u/toddsully 1d ago

I think you mean conceived, but nicely done.

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u/tanker_cc 23h ago

Naaaah

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u/Dull-Food-515 22h ago

Why can't I find Deadline in the jobs? (Online) Anyone have any info?

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u/DogaSui 19h ago

Loool

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u/Competitive_Juice902 18h ago

R you doing it 34 times?

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u/geneticeffects 17h ago

Whoa who whoa keep it R-rated

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u/cementfeet 16h ago

How do the kids do it these days…”sigh….unzips”😂

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u/Syxxcubes 16h ago

TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX

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u/tswizzle1357 16h ago

Fuck man I just had to have a really weird talk with my dad

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u/Aggravating-Bee4846 15h ago

And there you get my personal top-1 meme gtao meme badge for now ahahah haha.

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u/MONDELLER 10h ago

some sites pay big money for this

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u/Proof_Principle8696 7h ago

May sex..... makes sense to me....

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u/ShiestySZN__ 1d ago

“Throw that ass in a circle”

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u/Vittir-bjorn 1d ago

Power bottom

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u/Preston_Ak 1d ago

Why does it look so NSFW? 😭