r/gtaonline 1d ago

I've seen it happen many times. And damn does this guy really hate getting touched

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u/TheRealWildGravy 1d ago

Mr. Untouchable

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u/IdoTruth 1d ago

People say nobody lived to tell the tale after touching him

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u/Floaty_Waffle 1 1d ago

Mr. Busted Cranium

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u/Connloadh 1d ago

"Good work, so far" really got a laugh from me

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u/Special-Ad-5554 1d ago

Hey he likes his personal space don't judge him

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u/SpaceboyLuna0 1d ago

Looks like someone's got a case of "The Mondays"

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u/poopoopeepee7647 1d ago

just do the gruppe sechs entry wtf

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u/dessert_bro 1d ago

Randoms - also not mine casino heist, I just joined one

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u/DJ_ElGreko_Official 1d ago

No way, how did you manage to join a heist without getting kicked 😂

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u/Toasterdosnttoast 1d ago

LFGs for Xbox

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u/KlassicNinja 19h ago

why did this bro get downloted😭 more than half of my casino invite joins are either me getting kicked or the host/someone else leaving the heist at the planning screen

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u/DJ_ElGreko_Official 17h ago

It was an unfair downvote train🚉 they done me wrong Ninja help me

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u/KlassicNinja 15h ago

I made your -43 votes upto -42

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u/DJ_ElGreko_Official 12h ago

I can always count on you KlassicNinja🙏

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u/New_Juggernaut_2751 10h ago

All the people who kick downvoted you 🥺

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

It’s fun to try every approach at least once.

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u/poopoopeepee7647 1d ago

once yeah, but after that fuck the bullshit, in and out, get paid, buy cars.

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 23h ago

Did you do the Yung Ancestor one yet? You get a trade price for the Furia.

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u/poopoopeepee7647 13h ago

yeah, just the once tho

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u/j_Dugz 13h ago

Yeah, exactly. One time four years ago when the heist first released to get the trade price on the van and then never again. No reason to be doing them in December 2024.

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 4h ago

Maybe just for fun or to change things help? I ran a Cayo with someone earlier that did the Vellum loud mode approach (no weapons stash purchase, so the alarms are on as soon as you land at he airfield). It was pretty fun fighting our way down to the compound, into the vault, and out.

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u/Due_Dream_9716 9h ago

My boy loves gruppe sech

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u/poopoopeepee7647 9h ago

it’s the only way

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u/Corr521 1d ago

Not OP but I never have done that entry lol, this is always just the easiest way for me. Walk in, get the shit and walk out 🤷‍♂️

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u/all_or_nothing_1 1d ago

Bugstars is arguably the worst of all the possible entries.

G6 is the real "walk in, walk out".

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

Yung Ancestor is the toughest approach.

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u/Corr521 1d ago

What makes it better? Have never done it or looked it up

Walking in and just real quick hacking the one elevator that takes you right to the vault has always been so easy that I've never bothered to try a different approach lol. My buddy and I do it regularly so it's just such a quick in and out

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u/OkDay2871 1d ago

The G6 disguise let you in the vault directly, because you're disguised as someone who should have access to the vault in the first place

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u/Corr521 1d ago

Ah nice! So just skip even going into the casino or using drills and all that to open the vault door? That's cool

Maybe one day I'll go do the extra scouting for this but idk lol. Maybe if I did it with randoms but don't ever see that happening so the bugstars is always going to be really easy and quick

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

You drive into a secure vehicle area and take the elevator down to the vault floor and then walk right in because a guard opens the vault for you.

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ 1d ago

You disguise yourself as people allowed to enter the vault directly. It doesn’t get better than that

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u/poopoopeepee7647 1d ago

you don’t have to hack the elevator if you just get the security passes?

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

They’re talking about the elevator in Ms. Baker’s office, which is the one you’ll use with the Bugstars approach.

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u/poopoopeepee7647 1d ago

same with yung ancestors approach is it a lvl3? i’ve never run into a door that wasn’t in the vault that i couldn’t get through with the cards if i get lvl2 security passes

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 23h ago

I believe it is. Also, I've joined so many randoms who only got the level 1 keycards, having no idea about the level 2 selection and the ease of getting the cards. It makes the run take so much longer. Have to record the patterns and play it back.

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u/Corr521 1d ago

Correct, walk out of that elevator and the vault is right there

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u/Corr521 1d ago

Saw someone else already answered you and yeah they're correct, that's the elevator I meant.

Also holy shit the downvotes to my comments, just now saw 😂 people don't like me enjoying the way I play the game

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u/poopoopeepee7647 1d ago

to each their own man i’m just trying to get you paid with less friction LOL

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u/KedaiNasi_ peaceful grinder 1d ago

bugstar, no duggan, holy shiet it took me hours to carry these randos to finish the mission but we became heist friends afterward

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u/Tree1237 1d ago

6ft bro

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

Good work so far.

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

The guy in front of you seemed to be walking rather erratically.

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u/scienceisrealtho 1d ago

I’ve tried that entry multiple times and always get made for reasons that I often don’t understand. I just do gruppe sechs entry now. So much easier.

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u/dessert_bro 7h ago

I did it again - and my experience's that it was... a lot easier than I thought. You only need to focus on two people.

The first one when you get out of the elevator.

And the second in the middle (The suit guy/non-armor guy).

Just wait for the two guys who are patrolling to fuck off from the area - then kill the guy in the middle.

That's all you need. That's it. The positions will change when you come out of the mantrap. One will just stand still and the other patrolling.

Hope this helps when you're gonna do it one day lol.

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u/furrynoy96 16h ago

"Good work so far"

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u/KingSlayer1190 1d ago

Why didn't y'all do Duggan Shipments and armor?

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u/JustLookingForMine 1d ago

Because you don’t need to, if done right you can get in and out without shooting a single bullet. The only time you really need to do shipments is with the aggressive approach.

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u/KingSlayer1190 1d ago

Expecting 4 radnoms do the Diamond Heist right is funny.

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u/JustLookingForMine 1d ago

Where does it say it’s with radnoms? And I’ve done plenty clean runs with randoms over the years.

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u/KingSlayer1190 1d ago

OP joined through quick play so it's safe to assume it's 4 random people doing it.

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u/Toasterdosnttoast 1d ago

OP said in a different comment it was Randoms. The only time you see a video of bugstar going so poorly is when it’s randoms that don’t know what they’re doing.

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

How do you avoid shooting when people are looking through the control room door windows?

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u/dessert_bro 1d ago

Eh, dunno. I just joined from the Quick Job or whatever it's called

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u/KingSlayer1190 1d ago

And you should have just left.

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u/dessert_bro 1d ago

In my defense, we somehow made it through

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u/OkDay2871 1d ago

I always do it, it takes 5 minutes with me and my buddy in Raijus

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u/Mysterious-Trade519 1d ago

You can weapon-melee people down in one hit.

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u/Corr521 1d ago

I never do that after I realized a long time ago you don't need to. I regularly rotate between silent & sneaky + big con approaches and always do as little preps as needed.

Helmet or not, they're all 1 melee hit to take down.

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u/itspoodle_07 1d ago

Why did you walk straight into him

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u/MilesFox1992 PC 1d ago

He did not pass the vibe check

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u/slothxaxmatic 23h ago

I have to tell my friend CONSTANTLY to stop walking into enemies in situations like this and they DO EVERY TIME 5 SECONDS AFTER I SAY IT

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u/Dull-Food-515 22h ago

Why can't I find Deadline in the jobs? (Online) Anyone have any info?

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u/ihearweirdnoises 19h ago

"Jerry, Tommy, Steve and George know I hate getting touched. You're not one of them!"

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u/Jet_Jaguar74 15h ago

people still doing the bug heist? If you have level 2 card you don't need to go upstairs, just get your laundry room gun then go in the elevator by the mini vault

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u/MrHanBrolo 15h ago

Okay but bug stars over gruppe sechs? Lmao

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u/Lower_Commission8832 6h ago

Me and my friend were doing the heist for like the third time and he bumped into the dude and got absoloutely blasted and then he just continued as if nothing happened and we busted out laughing

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u/BoZNiko663 1d ago

It didn't break cover for the rest of you😂

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u/lamxdblessed 1d ago

I know a lot about how NPC's work in this game, and yet I can't figure out how this didn't activate the alarm, I Guess there wasn't any actual attack performed, I could write down a longer guess but I'm clueless either way.

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 1d ago

Y'all get out clean w/ Bugstars outfits? I always use firefighters.

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u/Tidbits5197 1d ago

Bugstars is an entry disguise choice. Not an exit disguise. I’m not OP, so I don’t know what they chose to exit with, but they could still very much leave with firefighters. Although, if they’re doing Bugstars, 9/10 I bet they used NOOSE Outfit exit.

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u/EyeAmKnotMyshelf 1d ago

Ooooh, my bad, i thought this was getting out, I didn't look at the video long enough. I don't think I've ever gone in with bugstars.

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u/DiddlyDumb 16h ago

Fucking executed