r/gtaonline Nov 04 '23

What’s your first impression of my character?

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u/F0XD0G_ Nov 04 '23

Probably young. Milsim roleplayer. Isn’t a threat, don’t worry about them

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

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u/Enjoi70 Nov 04 '23

Cool outfit tho

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u/MTG8Bux Nov 04 '23

Got lost on the way to clicking the CoD button

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

cod is dead to me since og mw2

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u/MTG8Bux Nov 04 '23

Go figure; I think Makarov shoots up an airport in this next one.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

That was my favorite mission. I have a voice recording of us as teenagers cussing out an ten year old. Poor bastard had a foul mouth on him. I listen to it every now and then. Man those were the days…. Those public lobbies man.

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u/CoolAlien47 Nov 04 '23

Nothing like a pre 2014 CoD lobby. We must go back, go back to the good old days.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

We can’t go back… these kids won’t appreciate those lobbies.

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u/krisztian008 idrk what I'm doing tbh Nov 04 '23

it's not the kids, it's the company, they probably ban people for this stuff

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u/FalskeKonto Nov 04 '23

Oh yea he’s a chiller

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u/jonas-bigude-pt Nov 04 '23

BO1? MW3? AW?

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Yeah, didn’t play those. After Mw2 I went to MoH, and battlefield

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u/Benefit_Broad Nov 04 '23

Why wtf,mw 2019 it was almost their best selling game

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

It’s not just about the game. I used to eat a large stuffed crust meat lovers pizza with a 2l mtn dew The friendships, the game and the age. Perfect combos for good memories

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u/_CANZUK Nov 05 '23

Sorry but that's such a bad take, MW3 and BO2 were god tier

After that fair enough

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u/ProDeath5567 Nov 04 '23

griefs the entire lobby or is the chillest dude imaginable, no in-between

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u/osamabombedalldangrs Nov 04 '23

This outfit just gives chill dude vibes, barely any griefing at all

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u/MrDrSirLord Nov 04 '23

It's a subtle difference, but the lack of quad lens thermals is what seperates the chill mil Sim enjoyers from the combat try hards.

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u/LongWayToMukambura Nov 04 '23

also lack of grey/black and agressive colors combo on outfit

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u/MrDrSirLord Nov 04 '23

It's not as common but I've seen enough using woodland or flecktarn Camo that not being all black isn't enough to convince me they're not a greifer.

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u/No-Royal2-9551 Nov 04 '23

How hard is it to use thermals though, it's very advantageous. It's people that don't pvp at all that don't like them bc they get out classed by it.

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u/Theotakudude- Nov 04 '23

They can see farther than the game renders when sniping which in term allows players to shoot through walls and stuff like that

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u/MrDrSirLord Nov 04 '23

While not in a shooting stance you hold right on your dpad for a second and it toggles the ability to see through walls and shoot beyond render distance.

It gives a huge advantage over anyone not using thermals as well.

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u/No-Royal2-9551 Nov 04 '23

But I don't see how that considers you a tryhard when anyone can do it. Tryhard for me means you have to at least be good. You can be a griefer without being a tryhard or you can be a tryhard griefer, or you can just be a tryhard that doesn't grief. To me they're different.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Depends how I feel during the day. If I had a day at IRL, then why not dibble in a bit of griefing? Good day, I’d help somebody out.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Believe it or not. There’s a middle ground. I hit my pen and I keep to myself

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u/Real_wild_card Nov 04 '23

*gets side-swiped by npc “Should I waste this idiot?” *hits pen “Nah that shit was an accident”

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23
  • hits the pen on high voltage. Let’s smoke this foo

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u/Real_wild_card Nov 04 '23

Too relatable😂😂

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

If my cat meows at me once. It’s a no. If he meows twice, he’s getting the mk2 mg

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u/Real_wild_card Nov 04 '23

Your cat’s more gangster than most players😂

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

He has to embrace his street cat ness

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u/Real_wild_card Nov 04 '23

You can take the cat out the streets, but can’t take the streets out the cat😎

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

His Meow is my command 🫡

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u/Key_todastreeetz Nov 04 '23

(just like me frfr)

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

I don't play anymore, haven't in years, but that's how I was. Besides the pen, I'm in the military so that's a no-no. Anyway, I usually kept to myself. That said, if in provoked I'd wreck havoc on whoever it was until they left the lobby.

I'd rain down hell upon them likes to that the world had never seen, and I was really really good at raining down hell.

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u/Lord_Umpanz Nov 04 '23

*tries to grief the lobby

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u/Padeeno Nov 04 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

enjoys the military theme. might be in a crew dedicated to milsim. no quad lens and your character's only holding an assault rifle, so you probably aren't a menace to other players

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u/JonathanTheMighty Nov 04 '23

Just as much as Jody enjoys his wife

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u/TXPat0017 Nov 04 '23

Ooh rahh

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I don’t know Jody but have you met a Sancho?

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

No crew. I only play with my cousin and tend to stay in private lobbies. Sometimes I’m a menace to other players

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u/ze_ex_21 Nov 04 '23

When I was young, I was known as my neighborhood's "Menace to All Married Women" Because I would steal all their husbands

/jk

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u/Nabakaron Nov 04 '23

You’ve been doing GTA for a long time. What are some of the Best Buys for vehicles in public free mode

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u/No-Royal2-9551 Nov 04 '23

A nightshark, a toreador, a deluxo, an mk2, an mk1, the sparrow, an insurgent pick up custom, an Imani tech car with missile jammer, an rc bandito or rc tank or both, your favorite super car, and I really like the power surge bike for fun, those are my main suggestions that I can think of rn. If anyone wants to add some more feel free. Edit: oh and buy a raiju they're pretty fun.

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u/CommanderKjd Nov 04 '23

/jk really... who would have thought?

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u/Oddsock42 Nov 04 '23

A menace to other players in a private lobby with your cousin means you’re only a threat to your cousin…

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u/TyThe2PointO Nov 04 '23

"Would have been a Delta Operator but I sprained my ankle once"

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I wanted to be coast guard but they didn’t take me because of my knee :(

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u/TyThe2PointO Nov 04 '23

Bruh

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

DUI driver hit me head on my senior year of hs had knee surgery. Didn’t want to settle with army but I regret not signing up for the service. I’d be out by now on a basic contract

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Does the US Coast Guard have higher standards than the US Army? Thats interesting, thought it would be the other way around

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u/BOHICA_0-1 Nov 04 '23

Coast Guard has a vastly better quality of life compared to the Army. I'm sure the CG has its fair share of fuck-fuck games, but that shit is nothing compared to day-to-day life in the Army.

Source: Army recruiter promised me a cookie for joining.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I can’t speak about the physical side but IIRC Coast guard has a higher test ASVAB source to enter 36 vs army is 31. I wanted that sea pay without being deployed

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u/jairngo Nov 04 '23

The shoes

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u/TheSnomSquad Nov 04 '23

This mf got moccasins hell nah

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

You got a problem with it homes. My moccasins can have blood in em

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u/Rayla-Eclipse Nov 04 '23

Never kills cops out of respect.

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u/justherefertheyuks Nov 04 '23

Blue line walker

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u/HAXAD2005 Nov 04 '23

You flex your gun collection on Lifeinvader and brag about being manly but in reality you go to airsoft twice a month.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Real men go paintballing on their daddies dime

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u/67alecto Nov 04 '23

Gravy Seal Commander of Meal Team Six

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u/ShelLuser42 Nov 04 '23

First impression is "roleplayer, so maybe a cool guy". You definitely put some work into this theme and I think it looks pretty good!

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Just a wanna be RP🫡 thank you. Nothing like not having friends and having time to spend on my character

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u/badass_dean Nov 04 '23

Make friends, everyone is interesting to someone

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u/CobraCommander1523 Nov 04 '23

U definitely have a hanger at fort zancudo to fit the military aesthetic

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Psssshhh. Who told you?

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u/Ori_the_SG LSC SHERIFF Nov 04 '23

I mean who wouldn’t?

Zancudo is outta the way sure, but they have air defenses so if people try to harass you and they don’t have a hangar there they will get almost certainly get targeted by AI jets which are a menace lol

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u/surivanoroc20 Nov 04 '23

Was definitely there for January 6th.

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u/Burning_Torch8176 Nov 04 '23

denied to join the actual military for mental health reasons, decided to start a PMC with his other military friends and terrorize LS

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

JROTC kid.

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u/RUNAWAY600 *gets morphed into a dildo by a modder* Nov 04 '23

Tryhard

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u/DoctorJay184 Nov 04 '23

What character? All I see is an empty garage.

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u/bepi_s Nov 04 '23

You look like a low level tryhard

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u/GamerHawk_yeeee Nov 04 '23

I can 20-0 you ez

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I’d rage quit and switch to RDR2 before you know it 😤😤

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u/GamerHawk_yeeee Nov 04 '23

Definitely not following you bc I’m getting smoked with the explosive bullets

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I got my dynamite arrows on stand by 🤣

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u/illuminatislayer5000 Nov 04 '23

fuck that guy

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Yeah fuck that guy

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u/Left-Newspaper-5435 Nov 04 '23

Someone who should be playing COD instead of GTA.

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u/BadPrize4368 Nov 04 '23

“This guy can’t pvp to save his life”

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

4v1 homes I got the block ready to bust a cap

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u/Nikon_Justus Nov 04 '23

Protects your K/D at all costs.

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u/Chesterthejester69 Nov 04 '23

As easy as never playing a deathmatch?

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u/driller20 Nov 04 '23

A professional griefer

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

20k per car adds up quick

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u/infamousmmax Nov 04 '23

IM A FUCKING MARINE

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

What about wanna be cartel member

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u/colcam22 Nov 04 '23

You start pvp in chill lobbies and ruin the vibe

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u/dust2009 Nov 04 '23

tryhard

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u/osamabombedalldangrs Nov 04 '23

theres a fine line between military and tryhard outfits

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u/UrdUzbad Nov 05 '23

Nah, there's just people who get killed in freeroam and have to find something to cry about so it's the clothes of who killed them.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

finally I’m called that

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u/BDS_707 Nov 04 '23

Not bad. I’d roll with you as I also play in either solo or invite only lobbies.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I don’t mess with others unless I’m shot at first, sadly I don’t have the mk2 oppressor so I know when to pick my battles and with who.

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u/BDS_707 Nov 04 '23

Yeah same. Of course there’s always some asshole that just starts messing with ya for no reason. And I don’t have the MK2 either. I mostly stick to fast armored vehicles most of the time. Eventually I’ll buy a jet or the MK2 but for now, they’re too damn expensive

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I miss the weekly money bonus from prime gaming. I’m sure I’d be able to afford it with the freebie money. I do like to mess with people once I have my cousins with me and we RP as cartel hitmen but until then, I just keep to myself and play in the desert

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u/barftitsmcgee Nov 04 '23

I prefer the flecktarn camo personally

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u/DoctorWhoFan2005 j3lly_-br41n Nov 04 '23

Why is there just a floating gun?

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u/DisastrousAddition85 Nov 04 '23

You’re desperate for validation??

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Yes because my daddy isn’t around

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u/Dsg1695 Nov 04 '23

Takes color coordination to ANOTHER level

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

My OCD won’t let me venture to different colors

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u/The_Dough_Boi Nov 04 '23

Unfashionable try hard

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u/S1isbetterthanyou Nov 04 '23

Milsim tryhard, probably tries to SJW when he sees someone griefing by griefing them twice as hard

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u/Monkey_King94 Nov 04 '23

Wanna be tryhard.

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u/osamabombedalldangrs Nov 04 '23

It’s definitely that or a guy who just likes the military aesthetic. A lot of people confuse military and tryhards into one group

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u/Monkey_King94 Nov 04 '23

He asked for first impressions. I answered. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/StubbornBarbarian Nov 04 '23

Your first impression just made you a butthead.

A bounty of $5000 has been set on you. Watch out!

/s

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Why $5000k am I not good enough for 9k?

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u/FickleGrapefruit8638 Nov 04 '23

Dunno. Im just enjoying the Military Athstetic.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Thank you

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u/Derptardaction Nov 04 '23

i low key want this bad. hoping i spin it this week at the casino, if not i’ll have to buy it.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

You don’t ever close application? Took me like seven tries

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u/LegitimateAd2061 Nov 04 '23

Wait is this actually true??????

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Yes, If you close application before the wheel starts celebrating the slot it landed on. Ive done it for hours to win the podium vehicle.

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u/Jordangc96 Nov 04 '23

I watched a video that said go to invite only session as wheel is always in same spot. As soon as your hand touches the peg/handle count to 3 and pull down on left stick really slow. It's worked for me every time since... It's nuts.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I try the three seconds and it doesn’t work for me. I do start a solo session every time but it’s nuts

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u/actionfigure777 Nov 04 '23

You look like a guy I usually try to avoid when I’m griefing because u prolly around lvl 300 and would keep killing me 20-0 until I switch sessions cuz I got no skills

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u/YoLawdCheezus101 Retired Nov 04 '23

OO-RAH! OO-RAH!

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u/osamabombedalldangrs Nov 04 '23

Just a typical military outfit. Even though you were waiting for someone to call you tryhard this definitely isnt a tryhard outfit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Dork

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u/RIT_Tyger Nov 04 '23

You play Innocent Son while driving down the highway in your HUMVEE.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Negative. Have you ever seen the rain.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

you should be in a wetsuit.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I do wear one IRL when I’m jetsking

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u/devctxt Nov 04 '23

Either try hard or role-playing, if this popped up in front of me in public, I would full throttle away

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u/TheKwyetRoom Nov 04 '23

Good grief

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u/gaming_nuggie17 Nov 04 '23

2013 griefer

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u/tdude1207 Nov 04 '23

What type of shirt is that?

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u/31DangersOfStyrofoam Nov 04 '23

I can picture you only talking in the Merryweather/military insults when they're in combat

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u/Mickey_Da Nov 04 '23

Average JROTC chucklefuck

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u/EggplantTerrible9677 Nov 04 '23

Saw the helmet and thought “griefer” but looked harder and realized your a cultured fellow who also enjoys rp.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

That’s correct.

Depends on the lobby. We can be Cartel wannabes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Bring it homie 😤

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u/Legitimate-Tip6350 Nov 04 '23

Gonna kill me unprovoked

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Depends on your level and if I got my squad or not

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u/STARLORD_1401 PC + PS5 E&E Nov 04 '23

Guy who enjoys Role Play and is probably friendly.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

just chillin like a villain

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u/MattLovesMusik Nov 04 '23

Either a try hard or a chill military role play kid. No quad lens so I’m guessing the latter.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

What’s a quad lense?!

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u/Zed_Conqueror Nov 04 '23

An npc from fort zancudo

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Lemme show you what’s NPC with this MK2 carbine

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u/sunshine_skz Nov 04 '23

laid back, only fights with other players when messed with first. loves military theme, and maybe chills for the most part

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u/BlastDusk357 Nov 04 '23

Either a try hard or an RP nut

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u/kikiacab Nov 04 '23

I would avoid you, sorry.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

I neee help delivering my business stuff

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u/Ridit5ugx Nov 04 '23

Milsim waging war on Los Santos.

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u/Floor-tentacool Nov 04 '23

What character? All I see is a floating gun.

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u/OmegaPaladin007 Nov 04 '23

Call of duty gta style the coolest thing in gta you can dress your character into a multitude of different costumes. Every kind to satisfy your fancy 😎

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u/phreek-hyperbole Nov 04 '23

If you said you were dressed for the military, I'd definitely agree. Not like those others who say they dress for military but really just dress to grief

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u/defnoddathrowaway Nov 04 '23

That you won the prize ride this week

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u/tehkooltchr Nov 04 '23

Looks like military gear but also someone who would grief my business stock to be honest.

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Just to ruin your day

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u/Dozo2003 Nov 04 '23

You’re either goated on the sticks or a trash noob

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u/Sharkie_M Nov 04 '23

Wanna find out

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u/CBR600RRzx10 Nov 04 '23

South African military 🤣

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u/Saggithon Nov 04 '23

You role play

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u/RippinBigOnes Nov 04 '23

Gravy seal for sure

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u/govermental53 RIP Govermental Dullard 2024 Nov 04 '23

Friendly force I can recruit.

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u/Guy2ter Nov 04 '23

Guy rping as soldier

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u/Teamboeing737 Nov 04 '23

Either a griefer or a fellow military look enjoyer

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u/Error1615 Nov 04 '23

Okay, so why didn't you post any pictures of your character?

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u/PleaseUrAnnoying Nov 04 '23

My role model

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Don't change that outfit.

Would love to kill you one day if I see you in freemode.

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u/jayj2345 Nov 04 '23

Try hard newbie

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u/Reythemellow Nov 04 '23

Roleplayer

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u/Fistricsi Nov 04 '23

Tryhard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

If you don't play it already you should try Ghost Recon Breakpoint. It's still the best Barbie dress up with army guys and real gear brands

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u/pope-burban-II Nov 04 '23

Are you familiar with what a kilometer is

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

Griefer

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u/Hareaga Nov 04 '23

I have no reason to believe there is anyone in that getup. That’s an empty suit of armor. Maybe there’s a ghost or two in there but I’m not worried about it.

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u/SkodaSnyper2365 Nov 04 '23

probably the dickhead who griefs cargo.

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u/haugebauge Nov 04 '23

Uninspired

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u/Its_me_Stanley Nov 04 '23

You are delivering democracy.

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u/RedwithWhiteplusBlue Nov 04 '23

Titanfall 2 without the big robot