r/gifsthatendtoosoon • u/Rude_Survey5001 • 1d ago

Camper wakes up to the worst possible guest outside his tent

110 Upvotes

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u/EdPlymouth 1d ago

There is no way on God's green earth I would go camping where animals that can tare you to shreds are without a big cans of pepper spray and a gun!

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u/No_Opportunity_8965 20h ago

And a cannon.

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial 1d ago

Aren't trained lungs and male voice enough to survive?

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u/EdPlymouth 22h ago

You can shout while it's biting your head!

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u/JunkNorrisOfficial 22h ago

Literally 😂

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u/Stoic_Breeze 17h ago

How do you read it figuratively?

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u/Sengersnathalie 20h ago

😂😭

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u/strongcloud28 13h ago

You beat me to it. lol

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u/tacodepollo 5h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/YouStanCorrected 17h ago

Tear* unless you're saying reduce this person to zero.

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u/Cold-Astronaut9172 1d ago

A true nature lover would strip naked so the bear wouldn't choke on his clothing.

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u/5H17SH0W 1d ago

Fuck. Worst alarm clock ever.

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u/eszedtokja 1d ago

Thank god! I thought it would be a man standing there!

(Actually, now that I think about it, that does seem scary, too.)

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u/enskiart 21h ago

If you wake up with a man standing in front of you and watching you maybe you are not gonna die, but sure as hell you have to get ready for something bad.

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u/ImmerWiederNein 19h ago

... like the man telling you "dont set up your tent on my private property, please leave!"

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u/CC_2387 19h ago

Honestly from my experience in upstate NY these people scare me just as much

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u/enskiart 18h ago

While having a gun pointed at you maybe

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 1d ago

He just became a Camperberry Uncrustable.

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u/Dangerous-Ad6589 1d ago

Somehow I don't want to know his fate

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u/Chris_Z123 23h ago

he beared his sealed fate

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u/achillain 22h ago

The bear also uploaded the footage to YouTube

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u/RoaringC0w 20h ago

It's fake.

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u/Noobnoob99 23h ago

That’s just Barry

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 23h ago

Oh I've seen that movie before

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u/Dbaldridge1050 22h ago

I shit my pants for him!!

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u/Strange-Thanks-44 20h ago

You need fire🔥

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u/Dexter_Adams 20h ago

Idk, Ivan milat would be pretty bad to see while camping

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u/haikusbot 20h ago

Idk, Ivan

Milat would be pretty bad

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u/quietflowsthedodder 19h ago

Spam in a can😂

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u/NEO--2020 19h ago

You better hope he was wearing diapers. I know I would surely need one.

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u/No_Opportunity_8965 18h ago

I'm not curling up to no ball. Better recognize Apex.

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 14h ago

But it's friend shaped!

Nah bro that is an actual monster, we just have it catalogued and familiarized.

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u/T-no-dot 13h ago

I've heard it sniffing my back throw the tent - I now have an RV

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u/Winter_Trainer_2115 13h ago

Why....did he not have at minimum a .44 magnum in bear country....

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u/Ok-Television2109 13h ago

It's fine. Bears can't get through polyurethane of a tent. Plastic repels nature; it's not of this world. That's a hard-and-fast rule about camping. /s

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u/Budget-Plane-911 13h ago

These bears knock you down, hold you down with one foot, and then start eating while you are still alive. Horrible way to die.

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u/Budget-Plane-911 13h ago

.44 Magnum is bare minimum to stop one of these beasts. Don't go into bear country without protection.

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u/kododriver 11h ago

So the camper always records when unzipping his tent to go outside?

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u/KillaHydro 11h ago

That’s some scary shit 💩 right there.

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u/thingerish 10h ago

In our camp, we would have a new rug unless the bear is really decisive in retreating.

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u/zekebeagle 5h ago

Keep a Chihuahua in the tent for protection!

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u/broipy 3h ago

Brace for impact,

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u/Ult1mateN00B 20h ago

YOU DIED