r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/WanderlingInker • 6h ago
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/BvbblegvmBitch • Jul 15 '24
Mod Post Go fuck yourselves
Are you tired of waiting for the day the banhammer bot selects you for its ritual sacrifice? Feeling left out of the fuck fest? Well cry no more, because now you can go fuck yourself!
Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Find the 3 dots button. If you're on mobile, this will be on the corner of your screen. If you're on desktop (Shreddit only), it's on the top right of the subreddit menu, below the banner. Click the button.
Step 2: Navigate to the "Self Ban" option. Click it.
Step 3: A new window will open, allowing you to input the number of days you would like to be banned for. Select your desired amount and click "ban."
Step 4: Get Fucked!
If at any point you'd like to end your ban early, send us a modmail and we'll lift it for you.
Note: There is currently no flair assigned for receiving these bans because I am an idiot and I don't know how to do that.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Nugget_MacChicken • Sep 16 '22
Community Ritual | Random Ban Hammer (because FYIP!)
The moderation team has decided to bring back the Ban Hammer from the graveyard to celebrate the subreddit (soon to be) crossing the 1 million mark.
This is all thanks to you, our dear community and we couldn't thank you more !!
So we're banning some of you randomly for the sake of it.
If you wish to learn more about this, feel free to —fuck off here—
Long story short, each day the bot will:
- parse commentsunder posts that were submitted in the last 48 to 24h
- log each user so they have precisely 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many times they commented
- pick one poor soul and give them a special user flair:
Blue = banned once
Red = banned between 2 and 5 times
Pink = banned more than 5 times
The bot will show how many times a user has been banned
- ban this f*cker for 1 day, no more, no less !
So, how do I volunteer ?
- Just comment on a publication, but remember that users only have 1 chance of being picked regardless of how many comments they made !
"What publication should I comment to be in the pool of ban-able users?"
- It's best practice to comment the most recent ones ! (not this one)
- As a reminder, comments made in publication that are older than 48h will not be included !
What are the average chances of being picked ?
- Between 0,01% and 0,5% depending on the day... (yup, that's a 50x factor)
What's the difference between "comments to get usernames" and "usernames in list"? (see sidebar)
- Comments to get usernames = a list of every username that commented
- usernames in list = each username but only represented once
This is why there are always more "comments to get usernames" than "usernames in list" !
"I have been banned and I can't stand the fame anymore, how can I get rid of the flair?"
- Disable it... bruh
"Can I be picked please?"
- The system truly is randomised and u/FYIP_BanHammer knows its task, asking to be banned will not increase one's chances.
"How long will the ban last?"
- One day, just one.
- We want to keep this funny and light-hearted.
"Can I be picked more than once?"
- Yes !
Users that are sacrificed for this community ritual will receive this message :
Congratulations userName, you've been randomly selected to be banned !
New Banner, new way to shine online !
You may or may not have noticed but our banner has changed recently (thanks u/BradWurscht).
If you hover over the center piece, it'll display the name of the last user who got the Hammer. This will be updated everyday once u/FYIP_BanHammer picked its target.
Editor's Note :
Users that have been banned will have a user note attached to their moderation profile stating the following :
This ban is integrally part of a community ritual and it shouldn't be taken seriously nor used for future decisions regarding the user.
Editor's Note #2:
Congratulations to u/Cox963846 and u/firdseven for being respectively the first and second users to be banned !
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/MadamFoxies • 13h ago
Get Rekt Coming in hot
A man in Sterling Heights, Michigan, narrowly escaped injury after a truck barreled into his front yard, nearly hitting him as he sat on his porch. Driver had a medical emergency or stoing reaction to prescription medication.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/MarsD9376 • 4h ago
Rekt When hockey god hates you, he adds a little insult to injury
"Fuck Brad Marchand" - hockey god, probably - and (with the exception of Bruins fans) the entire NHL fanbase, almost certainly
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/iSniffMyPooper • 9h ago
Fuck this area in particular No Chinese ingredients, ever!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/sleepydeepyperson • 1d ago
Rekt Let me eat while they fuck you in particular!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/tangoking • 5h ago
Rekt Pro Tip: don't wear a red shirt to a bullfight
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AutoModerator • 8h ago
BanHammered—Lounge FUCK—RULE—5—DAY is OVER !
RULE 5 will be enforced until next Friday.
You are no longer allowed to submit :
- Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.
- Political Content Anything that pertains to politics.
The hunting season for the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement is back.
This is a BanHammered—Lounge btw, getrekt unbanned peasants.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Naive-Fondant-754 • 1d ago
Get Rekt Guard was like .. Not my problem!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/JustARandomHumanoid • 2d ago
God hates you I can't believe this kind of thing can actually happen!
The pick up had a thin ripe attached to it, but the other end was been dragged behind it. And out of nowhere we god this action movie trope in real life.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/MysteryDragonTR • 1d ago
Get Rekt Fuck Kaiser Wilhelm II in particular
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/MrMilesRides • 1d ago
FUCK—RULE—5 Fuck "Fuck Rule 5 Day" ... or something...
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/theonebidoof • 12h ago
God hates you Fuck this part of Hobart in particular
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AdvantageDiligent240 • 11h ago
But why What did this guy do bruh 😭
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/AutoModerator • 1d ago
FUCK—RULE—5—DAY FUCK—RULE—5—DAY is LIVE !
REMINDER : for the next 24h, rule 5 will be ignored by the mods ; unless what you posted is real dogshit of course.
What is RULE 5 ?
- Low Effort Content Social media screenshots (tweets, Tinder bios, comments BanHammer Posts, etc), writing (graffiti or otherwise) that just says anything to the effect of "so-and-so SUCKS!!" and posts like that are not allowed. Please see this post for more info.
- Political Content Anything that pertains to politics.
You must apply the <FUCK—RULE—5—DAY> flair if you want to submit content that would normally break Rule 5. Failing to do so will not protect your post from the power-tripping-mod-team living in their mom's basement.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Brain-Dead-Robot • 2d ago
Rekt That's a FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR if I ever seen one
Car stops for bike then rams it
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Affectionate_Run7414 • 2d ago
You did this to yourself Fuck the chainsaw guy
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/dusknoir90 • 13h ago