r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 10d ago
AITA? If so, then FUCK YOU!!! NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/Suspicious-Pear-6037 • 11d ago
You are FILTHY... Fuck you.. NSFW
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Oh my god, take a fucking shower. You're all gross and oily and you smell like a dumpster. Get your ass off reddit and clean yourself.
Take care of yourself. Fuck you..
r/FuckYou • u/SpaceBee • 12d ago
It's one of those Christmases where you ask for a bicycle, but instead Santa backhands you across the mouth and you watch as your chiclets go flying out of your head. NSFW
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Fuck you!!
r/FuckYou • u/DoomedMarce • 12d ago
Fuck y'all NSFW
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I'm sorry I'm in a bit of a shit mood and I needed to get it out somewhere
r/FuckYou • u/DerealVO1D • 13d ago
Can't believe I'm reminded of you fucks NSFW
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Went to work and saw the one insufferable coworker i hate so much and it reminded me of you lot. Fuck you guys so much I hate that I am reminded of yall's existence. Hope a squirell rips your nuts off and safe keep it.
r/FuckYou • u/treble-n-bass • 13d ago
Fuck you guys - intensely, deeply and eternally, down to the bone. I took off work tonight to get my drink on and have some fuckin’ fun. And fuck you. 🖕 NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 14d ago
Ahh yes...sitting by my fireplace with a glass of brandy, enjoying a mid-December, snow-crusted evening as my thoughts turn to all of you: FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕 NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/Forsaken-Contract173 • 15d ago
Irrumabrto vosa suck vesatara suumr cock NSFW
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Tongues btw
r/FuckYou • u/treble-n-bass • 18d ago
Scabbydicks and Scallywags! Hark! Thine harlot of a mother calleth for mein enormous Johnson! 🍆 NSFW
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and
FUCKETH THEE!!!!
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
r/FuckYou • u/BedPresent69 • 19d ago
Fuck you lol NSFW
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I was stoned and drew this for you guys. Fuck you lol 🖕🤬🖕
r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 20d ago
I'm compiling my Xmas list for you fucks--not that you're getting anything you ask for--but go ahead, humor me... NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/Goldskullian • 20d ago
So how about... NSFW
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I fuck ya mom. I think it's a great idea 🤑🤑🤑🤑
Btw, FUCK YOU COLIN💥🖕💥
r/FuckYou • u/Shepard_Drake • 21d ago
To the shady ass car in Midwest City, OK who looked like they were about to jump me in the alley while walking my dog, until I reached into my bag to pull out the 9mm, fuck you!!! Lmaooo NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/thatsmysandwichdude • 22d ago
I just drank a mountain dew and didn't realize it as 65g of sugar until I already drank it. Fuck me. NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/treble-n-bass • 22d ago
🖕🎄Tonight's Holiday Lyric for You, To The Tune of "White Christmas"🎄🖕 NSFW
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🖕🔥❄️🎄⛄️
🎶 "You’re dreaming of my huge pe-nis,
Big-ger than those you used to blow.
On your face I’m pissin,’
And your chin’s glistenin,’
Cuz you suck cock like a pro.
You’re dreaming of my huge pe-nis,
Blasting my loads, all thick and white.
May you drain my balls with delight,
And may you suck my pe-nis every night…"🎶
⛄️🎄❄️🔥🖕
r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 22d ago
Finally, a book written about what I have to live with! (But you fucks don't have this problem.) 🖕 NSFW
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r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 23d ago
With apologies to British songwriter, Tommie Connor, I give to you my version of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." (See text...and 🖕 and ur mom.) NSFW
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I saw mommy fuck ole
Santa Claus
Underneath
The mistletoe last night
He took his great big dick
And shoved it in her slit
He tapped her bottom out
Until he heard her shout
Get your ass back up to bed
So I can give Santa head
Then I saw mommy blow ole
Santa Claus
Cummin' on her face
So thick 'n white
His balls slappin' her chin
As she swallowed him
I saw mommy blow ole
Santa Claus last night
(Thank you and goodnight everybody--I'm going to Hell.)
r/FuckYou • u/Splattered_Smothered • 24d ago
Here's my holiday gift to you demented and deranged motherfuckers. See text.. NSFW
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I've been listening to a collection of Bobo Jangles songs. Hits like:
"Shittin' Off The Dock Of The Bay"
"I Shit My Pants On Santa's Lap"
"Sorry I Threw Up In Your Car"
"I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again"
"Take Me To The Shitter"
And many more...
And if you think I'm shittin' you, then YouTube Bobo Jangles.
Merry Fuckin' Xmas, ya shit-sticks!