In the pure interest of the holiday spirit I just wanted to stop by and say FUCK YOU. And you. And also you. But you're cool. Nah, fuck it, fuck you as well. This is some bullshit. In fact it's all of the Bullshit. There is no more bullshit than what is represented here in Bullshitzville. Fuck this bullshit.

(And fuck you.)

🖕😀

Seriously. Christmas can fuck right off. I’m over it. Just needed to shout that into the fucking ether.

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He already knows you're naughty, not nice

Satan Claus is coming to town

He knows you suck dick in public restrooms at night

And pull out your dick at traffic lights

Satan Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're licking a homeless guy's butthole

Knowing all your details stained this motherfucker's soul

Oh ya better watch out

Ya better not cry

You'll have to stop sucking all that dick and I'm here to tell ya why

Satan Claus is coming to town!! Fuck you.

I hope Xmas morning at 7am sharp, a caravan of buses full of midget clowns with t-shirt cannons loaded with nothing but used dildos drives by your house for 15 minutes straight firing used dildos at your house. 💥🖕💥

And FUCK YOU!! 🖕🖕🖕

she's over at my place bouncing around on my cock like a pogo stick. Fuuuck YOU.

➡️🖕⬅️

I hope you choke on a croissant you dumb fuck. Merry Christmas stupid bitch I hope a reindeer runs you over.

Also, Santa isn’t real. 🖕😂

The test results came back from the lab. You're a grade A chump. The prescription is for somebody to punch you in the fucking face until your jaw falls off. Choke on eight flying reindeer cocks and Santa's dangling, bearded ballsack. Fucking bitch.

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas 🎵

You can suck my balls

Jiggle them while you lick

Eat my entire dick

Then I'm gonna deck your fuckin halls!!

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas 🎶

You can fuck yourself

Take a 5 gallon bucket of shit

And immediately start eating it

Then shove and electric eel up your ass!

💥🖕💥

💀

🎶jingle balls, lick my balls, suck my dick todaaay🎶

🎶Oh what fun it is to ride on my fucking cock all day, FUCK🎶

🎶Jingle balls, lick my balls, suck my dick todaaaaaay!🎶

🎶Your dad sucks dick and your mum has big tits, and you’re always fucking gay, FUCK🎶

Your brain needs to shut the fuck up. You’re just as nervous and insecure as the guy sitting next to you. Stop fucking holding yourself back, get off your ass, and enjoy yourself. Do something new you lazy fuck and be the best YOU that YOU can be!

Anyway go fuck yourself, with a spiked dildo, in the ass. Fuck you.

🎶"My balls sing, are you listenin'?

On your face, jizz is glistenin'.

A beautiful sight, you do it all night,

Strokin' my big johnson with your hand.

Gone away is the blue bird

Here to stay, is my fat turd.

You'll lick it all day, then jerk away,

Strokin' my big johnson with your hand.

In the meadow, you can suck my ballsack

Put it in your mouth, it's nice and round.

Don't gag on it, I don't want you to yak

Till your fuckface gets a healthy pound

Later on we'll conspire

When you blow me by the fire

Of course you'll get paid, on your face I sprayed,

Strokin' my big johnson with your hand... 🎶

Fuck you too