r/formuladank • u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH • 19h ago

Newey: Max has cheats on his car!!!

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u/strongfree BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

I like how the article just ends with ‘this story will continue’ while only referencing a book that is over half a decade old.

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u/Stevens729434 BWOAHHHHHHH 14h ago

Author has clearly got the book for Christmas and hasn't got to the end of it yet

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Nah I read it in 2017 and thought what he said was BS. He held a grudge since 1994 and printed it in 2017. I can read in 2017 and hold a grudge until his team has a season proving his logic as garbage. It goes both ways.

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u/Stevens729434 BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

I meant the author of the article and why it says the story will continue

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u/its_KarMa11 BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

Looks like a clickbaity article talking about their own breakdown piggybacking Newey

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit No Michael, No 12h ago

I recognize that asshat

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Is a joke.

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u/ddzed M*rk Webber 13h ago

Why? Why did you have to explain it? Let them boil...

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u/FlatulenceConnosieur yes Im a DTS newbie, so what?1?! 18h ago

Just gonna say, if it turns out Redbull hacked the fuel sensor or something it would be the greatest thing ever

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u/PetrifyGWENT BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

It would be even funnier if they only did it for Max

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u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Fuck Liberty Media 13h ago

It would be funnier because few years ago RB called out Ferrari for a similar thing.

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u/L44KSO If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 14h ago

Why is this article written by a 5 year old?

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago edited 13h ago

Its not real bro its meant to be dank. You can edit the elements of a live site...

I mean I made the article authors name "Some Asshat" but obviously this hint was too subtle?

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u/meIRLorMeOnReddit No Michael, No 12h ago

The 'uNpreEceDented' disPaRity' and 'prOfeSsiOnal tEamMates' are what clued me in

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u/petepoolio Osama Bin Russell 💣 17h ago

What's this nonsense OP! Is it real or am.i being a victim of your jokes

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 16h ago

The quotes are really from his book so ask Adrian Newey what nonsense it is, because I have perfectly applied his theory and logic from 1994 to 2024.

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u/L44KSO If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 13h ago

You wrote the article?

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Wrote as in changed the elements in a website and made a screenshot. Kind of a joke but I wanted to point out Neweys hypocrisy.

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u/strongfree BWOAHHHHHHH 15h ago

Ugh

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Well there is no way I can top such a well thought out rebuttal to the problems I pointed out in Neweys logic. Shumi dumped on his teammates = cheating. Max dumped on Sergio = cheating. Not my logic. The guys a dick for printing that in his book.

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u/strongfree BWOAHHHHHHH 12h ago

The downvotes speak for themselves

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u/AckeRosa BWOAHHHHHHH 11h ago

AHAHAHA because Reddit the bastion of fair and balance always find the truth via voting. Thanks for the laugh champ.

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u/FluffyDonutPie BWOAHHHHHHH 13h ago

Newey gave Max the Konami code for more horsepower

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u/ddzed M*rk Webber 13h ago

I can't belive people are this thick... He even added a proper name as the writer of this article...

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u/ScottishLand BWOAHHHHHHH 7h ago

Schumacher was just that much better than the dire Verstappen. Hence why he put all his efforts into creating a mini version of himself to get 7 Championships as he knew it.

As for Perez, he’s just not very good in a car bias towards to a very grippy turn in (Max loves) and ground effect low ride heights, that even Lewis struggled getting consistently. So a double whammy for Perez..

Book is old as the hills.. why now? Click bait?

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u/m2ljkdmsmnjsks Professional Egghead 6h ago

This isn't a shit post. This is Jenkem.

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u/MR_74 BWOAHHHHHHH 18h ago

Traders always talk their book. Always.