r/formuladank Question. 1d ago

FDank Christmas! 🎁 Meanwhile in Canada

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u/Stendecca Question. 1d ago

Bro got Strolled on Christmas.

I do like to cheer for my countryman, but he sure makes it hard at times.

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u/mcellus1 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Perfect companion for trip to a sandy beach

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u/S_Sugimoto BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Stroll or Latifi?

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u/Cloudeur BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Latifi was funny. Stroll is plainer than white bread.

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u/Zenon-45 There is something loose between my legs 1d ago

Also, he wasn't HORRIBLY slow

Then again, neither was Stroll most of his career

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u/Helpmepushrank If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad 20h ago

At least latifi ate the bread with nutella

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u/The_Kurrgan_Shuffle BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

At least we'll always have Gilles

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u/Teamminecraftash I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her 23h ago

Sad Jacques noises

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u/Golden-Sylence “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 1d ago

I'm also canadian. F*ck that nepobaby asshole. I'm embarassed that he's our representation.

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u/Capaz04 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 1d ago

Idk why folks are down voting you

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u/Bradlas3 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Wait, it's #14 you're safe

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u/Decapsy unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 1d ago

They would never sell the 18 and they knew it perfectly

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u/rolling_catfish2704 I love alonslow and I have untreatable levels of stupid 12h ago

Tbf they all sell as the #1 driver car(Sorry Carlos) and you can switch em

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u/sivah_168 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

The only car that won't be in the barriers.

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u/SirFister13F Question. 1d ago

Yeah, because it’s still on the shelf.

I went into the store to get some last presents, saw them stocking all the cars (or at least the 8-10 I could see different while watching over their shoulders). Went back a day later because my dumbass forgot stocking stuff, there were 3 Strolls and nothing else.

Made me chuckle.

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u/ZeonTwoSix follow the Sainz 1d ago

Keep it away from Gravel Traps, though...

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u/cobras_chairbug Honda bad, Alonso good 1d ago

Let me guess the Strulovich model was on a -90% deal

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u/FallenyUwU CUMOA 1d ago

Nah, it was 90% cheaper to begin with

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u/macanmhaighstir Question. 1d ago

I’d rather have coal in my stocking than Stroll in my stocking.

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u/Ok-Contract-3490 Franco GOATpinto 1d ago

Any fellow dank gang got Aston Martin this Christmas? Raise your hand ✋

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u/goatsy BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

My windows are about to be licked clean.

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u/Ok-Contract-3490 Franco GOATpinto 1d ago

😅

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u/NormalPolishBoi BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

Nice car, here's mine

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u/RangerPitiful4186 If Gap, Car 1d ago

you've been strolled

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u/According-2-Me Question. 1d ago

Futur F1 champ Lance Stroll

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u/ThrowAwaAlpaca I have it, I have it printed out🤚 1d ago

Future grand prix winner, one step at a time.

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u/VallcryTurbo75 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 1d ago

And 2 (or 3) steps back

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u/GoldWild5496 BWOAHHHHHHH 22h ago

If Newey builds a rocket ship and Aston fires Alonso 1/2 way through the season there’s actually a possibility…. 😭

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u/burntbridges20 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

His car is the prettiest on the grid

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u/Mikucon-P BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

18 for P18. “That’s P18 Lance I’m afraid.”

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u/DCGLetsPlay Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 1d ago

Ooooh I love these cars. They’re pretty nice, my father and I have a couple. They’re pretty cheap on Temu as well, although sometimes temu’s shitty packaging can dent the boxes.

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u/MaxBenchip #stillwecry 1d ago

I literally got this car for a secret santa 5 days ago

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u/mardan65 Simply Lovely 1d ago

Were you on the naughty list?

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u/Hornet18LS 🇮🇪💲Eddie Jordan's accountant💲🇮🇪 1d ago

I got the Stroll one and it's really good quality, looking to get the other burago model of his now.

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u/Dense_Acanthisitta39 Osama Bin Russell 💣 1d ago

I actually looked through about 30 AMR23’s at my local Canadian Tire, they only had Alonso. I gues the inventory losses in the past on 18 justified not putting it into production..

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u/Stendecca Question. 1d ago

Best they could do was put Stroll's pick on the opposite side like with this one.

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u/Itsjustmyinsanity BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

You had me with the first pic, but I see the 14 on the car! Nice!

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u/Jealous_Tadpole_5691 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

If I got this for Christmas I would be reassured that Santa Claus doesn’t exist

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u/Stendecca Question. 1d ago

I got the Red Bull and Ferrari as well, but the first thing I saw was "18 Stroll" when I opened the wrapping.

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u/roos_de_baas unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 1d ago

Getting Strolled on Christmas itself 💀

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u/Jealous_Tadpole_5691 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

I would start crying if I opened it and found 18 Stroll inside.

I know the Ferrari and Red Bull ones seen them at Costco, always look so tempting

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u/arse-ketchup BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

I got the SF23 too..

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u/Reichtanglexd BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

I need one

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u/MarcBellina BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago

I'm sorry aboot that

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u/crackdope6666 Osama Bin Russell 💣 1d ago

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u/_dankystank_ Vettel Cult 6h ago

At least homie got the right car. Nando ftw!