Go talk to your grandma

[u/d4ybrake]

[u/Xilthas]

Joke's on you my family live on the opposite side of the world and I'm alone right now.

Ha ha ha, ha...

[u/WRCISTHEGOAT → u/Xilthas]

:(

[u/TheSportsLorry → u/Xilthas]

I think a lot of it can be explained by your flair choice

[u/Xilthas → u/TheSportsLorry]

Don't kink shame me on Christmas

[u/TheSportsLorry → u/Xilthas]

Quite the contrary sir, I admire the balls needed to use that flair

[u/shellmiro → u/TheSportsLorry]

You mean Carlos's balls?

[u/Scrounger888 → u/TheSportsLorry]

There's definitely a lot of balls involved in that flair.

[u/Reggitor360 → u/Xilthas]

Today I woke up and CHOSE KINK.

[u/Kol_ → u/TheSportsLorry]

My friend, is ok no?

[u/AndyDeRandy157 → u/Xilthas]

Same

[u/PuppiPappi → u/Xilthas]

Same, cheers across the internet!

[u/tfsra → u/Xilthas]

also my grandparents are all dead

[u/Logan_Yes]

My family was here yesterday now I have a post-family-meeting break mkay

[u/karl1ok → u/Logan_Yes]

We celebrate with family on the 24th where I'm from. Just finished late breakfast with my parents before I go for a long walk in the snow.

Christmas has been good this year!

[u/StackingDimesCLE]

My grandma likes the dank memes so I was just showing her what’s up

[u/Nia2002 → u/StackingDimesCLE]

Omg stop that's so cute 😭😭😭

[u/Fliepp]

Fuck, you got me there

[u/R2CX]

Listen here you little shit

[u/bruhmomentum68419]

[u/howmanyavengers]

No family yet it's too early for that brotha

[u/Moorewood → u/howmanyavengers]

I feel like most F1 fans are European

[u/howmanyavengers → u/Moorewood]

I guess i'm not most F1 fans :(

[u/Moorewood → u/howmanyavengers]

That's ok it just means you're special 💕💕

[u/SicilianSTR13]

I don't have a grandma...anymore...😢

[u/jmlmf91]

[u/JustThatBritishGuy]

I don't need to be called out like this thank you.

[u/Spekpannenkoek]

Joke’s on you. Both my grandmothers are dead.

[u/karl1ok → u/Spekpannenkoek]

Same, but my grandpa is still trucking at 92! Had a great time with him last night

[u/zsnuffees]

It's 2 am, I'm at work, and my grandma is dead. Thanks.

[u/zKIZUKIz]

My grandmas are dead...

[u/LeifaVonRohr]

Don't judge me Max!

[u/Husospizza]

Im at work rn :(

[u/DrizzyDrone66]

Jokes in u as Dank is my family today.

[u/Som_Snow]

I literally opened my phone at the family gathering to this

[u/Federal_Cupcake_304]

My family sucks

[u/FKez05]

Why in the fuck was this the first thing on my feed

[u/its_always_right → u/FKez05]

It's Max, of course he's first.

[u/Ruler_of_the_Skies]

*max verstappen somg*

[u/Andrew_Squared]

Jokes on you, they're all asleep, and I'm waiting for the smoker to get to temp.

[u/Drynwyn]

Joke’s on you, I’m trying to avoid talking to my life partners family.

She’s awful but is holding my partner’s access to her younger sister hostage, so because we did holidays with my family last year we have to do it with her this year or she will take it out on said younger sister.

I’m watching her humiliate and belittle the love of my life in a thousand tiny ways while holding senile grandparents and a sister who is a minor as hostages

This, perhaps, is Hell.

So I will be staying on my phone.

[u/DomesticatedSheep]

Ha jokes on you, I did it to avoid work

[u/lefebreb]

Nah mate, just woke up

[u/Crafty_Message_4733]

Meh my Grandparents are dead, so is mum and I spent it alone so.

[u/EquivalentDelta]

I live in my wife’s home country. I literally don’t speak her grandma’s language

[u/Dry_Jeweler_3487]

[u/Aktiveplayer]

Nah, I'm on the loo

[u/SunsetPrecious]

The universal family gathering escape tactic even my family does this, just a small conflict with family

[u/MyriadMuses]

Damn got me on a stone cold open of the app

[u/J360222]

Sucks to suck it’s night time in eastern Australia

[u/Spittle_double-dome8]

🙆‍♂️

[u/M0ISTT0AST]

Jokes on you I’m on the toilet

[u/mmadaus]

Literally me

[u/Greennit0]

Says the one who went into another room to create memes to post.

[u/its_always_right]

No. I'm sitting at work at my desk for the next 12 hours.

[u/Low50000]

Haven’t had any grandparents for 12 years, maybe next year

[u/CrazyFinnGmbH]

Me at a family gathering rn👀

[u/Stendecca]

Mother in law actually.

[u/MinionIsHere]

i do not like the topics that they're bringing up...

[u/Jnk1296]

My grandma is dead and I'm at work because corporate overlords demand the factory keeps running.

[u/Alternative-Cress382]

I stood up to my family. I’ll make my own family! But with blackjack and strippers. Gotta forge a path somehow.

[u/das_zilch]

Actually, in honour of a legendary driver, I am taking a shit.

[u/Ornery-Buy-7475]

Let me get my Ouije bord

[u/bigbrainnowisdom]

Lol. Ok damn you.

[u/Rezinator1]

Nah, man, waiting for my waiting to wake up for Christmas. These damn stooges got me waiting for the unwrapping

[u/AvailableTowel4888]

Jokes on you, she has Alzheimer’s and doesn’t know who I am.

[u/StormEcho98-87]

Jokes on you, their all asleep.

[u/Godzirrraaa]

Hey gran- HEY GRANDMA, WHATS A KILOMETER

[u/Bhaalghorn1143]

Jokes on you. She os dead.

[u/RedsonOfKyrypton]

Grabs Ouija board

[u/Wardinary]

We're at my sister's house. My dad is asleep on the couch next to me. My nephew and brother in law are on the other couch on their phones. My brother stepped out for some air. The only sound you can hear are my mom and sister arguing about when to serve the soup in the kitchen.

It is tradition.

[u/averagerushfan]

Jokes on you I’m bored

[u/RoastedbyhisownSkill]

I mean I don't really talk to anyone normally

[u/DragonLordSkater1969]

No one is here. They left. Welcome to adulthood.

[u/Silly_PriorityX3]

…fuck you; I’m only gojng to because I’m bored

[u/Teddy547]

My grandma is dead. I can never talk to her again.

[u/AlbusCorax]

My family told me to stop talking to them through the bathroom door while shitting. So here I am

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein]

*his phone

*his family

[u/Agreeable_Craft799]

Jokes on you, I developed social skills enough to hold conversation regularly, but burn myself out talking to my step-family.

[u/Thunderchaser91]

Some people would need an ouija board.

[u/lovelylacey88]

As someone whose currently spending the holiday a lone I would love if I could talk to my grandma

[u/rayhaque]

Oh, look who is still here, scrolling, ignoring their family.

[u/-Unicorn-Bacon-]

As the first post i see when opening reddit at my gfs family lunch i feel personally attacked.

[u/demlet]

Grandma: "I just don't understand why the left wants to outlaw saying Merry Christmas... Kids just don't want to work these days... Now when I was your age we didn't call them Afri-..."

[u/Indivillia]

At 1 am? Ok

[u/dj88masterchief]

Yup

[u/Cactus_Everdeen_]

i have none left, and i'm only 32...

[u/commanderdiana]

Bro I can’t I just had to defend every single political stance I’ve ever taken before dinner 😭😭😭

[u/sergio-333]

No family yet, it's not my Christmas.

[u/Cool_Dude123486]

Joke's on you, I'm on computer.

[u/Athrul]

I won't because she sucks and doesn't deserve my attention.

[u/Pickle4UrThoughts]

[u/ibbatron]

How did you know?

[u/Clt-vr-9931]

You god dam right

[u/markb144]

Joke's on you my grandma's dead

[u/NFAlonggun]

Shes dead

[u/idsayimafanoffrogs]

Actually Im just Taking a Shit

[u/Father_Chewy_Louis]

I will in a bit...

[u/Due-Witness-4671]

You got me

[u/Spreaderoflies]

Don't call me out like that.

[u/Your_stepdad_chris]

Christmas was yesterday though.

[u/Defalt_101-OG]

I am literally on my phone at the dinning room table as others are conversing. Granted, only like 1% of the people around me are actually part of my family.

[u/DirtbagSocialist]

I just told my grandma to fuck off and mind her own business so I'm laying low for awhile.

[u/Cap0bvi0us]

Jokes on you, I'm at work...

[u/Hpecomow]

Erm, Acksully, I’m in bed mastur, er watching Bottas highlights.

[u/BadPronunciation]

Ironically I was the only one who didn't look at their phone 

[u/6774839357248830950]

well yes, is there a problem?

[u/KoltyJ1996]

What if my family sucks