r/formuladank Jeremy Clarkson (real) Nov 27 '24

Professional Sim Racer, Part Time Champ πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦πŸ•ŒπŸ‘³βœˆοΈŽ M4X VERST4PPEN πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦πŸ•ŒπŸ‘³βœˆοΈŽ

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u/Meneerjojo πŸ‡³πŸ‡± I’m DUTCH so I support AMX πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Nov 27 '24

To the guy going on a rant in reports about us allowing too many jokes about Islam and to the other reports which are probably about the same thing.

You know the plane emoji is there cause of Qatar Airways right? One of F1's global partners...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/notrajinikanth Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang πŸ‘žπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Nov 27 '24

BREAKING NEWS : passes got sold out

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u/gideon513 πŸ…±οΈaltteri πŸ…±οΈootass Nov 27 '24

It’s finally the promised thank you gift from the rained out Spa 2021

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u/Crazymax78 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Nov 27 '24

Sold out faster than Vegas GP tickets

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u/Skeetzophrenia No Michael, No Nov 27 '24

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u/Deathdefy1ngUn1corn BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

I'm ded

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u/dipakmdhrm BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Lewis already pas the haas.

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u/bag_o_fetuses I like Norris and i sniff bike seats 29d ago

ngl he had me in the first half

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u/PaparJam Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang πŸ‘žπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Nov 27 '24

Dos uno πŸ’€

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u/barbershopbeats BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Sounds legit

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u/donsimoni mission spinnow Nov 27 '24

Finally back to the important issues now that this WDC nonsense got sorted out.

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u/g7luiz Lizard person Nov 27 '24

The world finally makes sense again.

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u/KnezMislav04 Question. Nov 27 '24

The new Top Gear

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u/NickArchery Ze Rote Stier Nov 27 '24

It's Bottom Gear

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u/basti329 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Bo'om gear

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '24

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u/Beginning-Cost-1847 BottASS enjoyer πŸ‘ Nov 28 '24

*sodding tictac

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u/yoimiya_haver_no4269 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

t' 'n b' g'

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u/MonkeEnthusiast8420 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Nov 27 '24

Medium gear

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u/Smooth_Ad6150 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Jezza might went too far

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u/NGC_2359 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

πŸ†ƒπŸ…ΎπŸ†ƒπŸ…Ύ πŸ††πŸ…ΎπŸ…»πŸ…΅πŸ…΅ πŸ†‚πŸ…΄πŸ…»πŸ…»πŸ†‚ πŸ…»πŸ…΄πŸ††πŸ…ΈπŸ†‚ πŸ…½-πŸ††πŸ…ΎπŸ†πŸ…³ πŸ…ΏπŸ…°πŸ†‚πŸ†‚ πŸ…ΎπŸ…½ πŸ…΄πŸ…±πŸ…°πŸ†ˆ

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u/Doo_D Clean air is king πŸ‘‘ Nov 28 '24

To pay W16

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u/cj_smart lando πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nov 27 '24

dank af

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u/neurogeneticist I want to Peg my Husband, while Charles Give it to me. Nov 27 '24

About time we get some good dank

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u/ycr007 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

There is bad dank?

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u/neurogeneticist I want to Peg my Husband, while Charles Give it to me. Nov 27 '24

I just feel like there’s been a general lack of dank recently

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u/ycr007 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

True, not one Bottass or cough my James Hunt post in the yearly Recap

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u/EuroTrash1999 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

soon enough, legit dank will be outlawed.

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u/spacyspice oh no you yabba-dabba didn’t✨🫰✨ Nov 27 '24

would have been more funny to me if OP didn’t use a mosque emoji for β€œdank” effect

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u/baleva No Michael, No Nov 27 '24

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u/Phastic No Charles, we are not interested, we know Nov 27 '24

Send the eBay link

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u/MillstoneArt BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Horner... becomes? I bet he's Geri's little spice piggy during the off season.Β 

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u/Klutzy-Barracuda-954 The cπŸ…°οΈr is bad we know, please drπŸ…°οΈive it Nov 27 '24

this is straight up brainrot

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u/UntimelyApocalypse WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ¦…RAHH Nov 27 '24

Yes, it's beautiful.

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u/nokiacrusher Safety Dog Nov 27 '24

Common mistake, but there is an underlying structure to the chaos.

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u/shutinlear53 Formuladank official Miku poster Nov 27 '24

No, this is expand dong actually

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u/porn_is_tight I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia FlΓΆrsch Nov 27 '24

what’s expand dong

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u/shutinlear53 Formuladank official Miku poster Nov 27 '24

A style of memery in which a set piece of text is cut up and rearranged into something funny

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u/porn_is_tight I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia FlΓΆrsch Nov 27 '24

kinda smells like up dog if I’m being real with you

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u/g7luiz Lizard person Nov 27 '24

What's up dog?

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u/Klutzy-Barracuda-954 The cπŸ…°οΈr is bad we know, please drπŸ…°οΈive it Nov 28 '24

I am way too young to know this

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u/paulisaac lando πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10d ago

It's more of a bottomgear than an expand dong

Notice how none of the words themselves are chopped up

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u/shutinlear53 Formuladank official Miku poster 10d ago

True, but isn't bottom gear an offshoot of expand dong?

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u/meatwad2744 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Looks like fat browns idea of a sponsorship livery

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u/tectreck BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

I liek

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u/poseidondeep Honda bad, Alonso good Nov 27 '24

Toto Noooioooo!

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u/Brilliant_Area8175 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang πŸ‘žπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Nov 27 '24

Everyone is so enamored with the available n-word pass, nobody is bothering to see what kind of fun Horner is up to.

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u/Roasted_Newbest_Proe Clean air is king πŸ‘‘ Nov 27 '24

That's because it's not really news

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u/coffinfl0p BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

Who do you think bought the pass????

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u/Brilliant_Area8175 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang πŸ‘žπŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Nov 28 '24

Franco

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u/AuxenceF BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Yuki bought it

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u/nicelotus VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Nov 27 '24

hed have a new word to shout in the radio

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u/ImNotFromThisWorld Simply Lovely Nov 27 '24

This is peak dank.

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u/MrWayneBane Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... Nov 27 '24

Please make more of these. I always read these in Jeremy’s voice and it’s hilarious

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u/SkoulErik BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

I don't want a lot for Christmas... Let this come true plz

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u/Dr_VidyaGeam πŸ‡³πŸ‡± I’m DUTCH so I support AMX πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Nov 27 '24

Love me a good bottom gear meme

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u/Red_Beard_Racing BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Who else read this in Clarkson’s voice?

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u/AquaJet738 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ¦…RAHH Nov 27 '24

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u/Zugronde β€œIt’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Nov 27 '24

Average RPM youtube title

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u/usedmattress85 Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Nov 27 '24

Anything to spice up these middle-east races

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Most normal F1 GP

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u/zepfloyd0987 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Why is this so funny 🀣🀣🀣 God I'm laughing like a donkey here.

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u/Front_Culture_8868 Nice one Kev Nov 27 '24

George Russel realizes that his nickname Osama Bin Russel has meaning and starts a terrorist organizations with his fans Β called The Bin RusselsΒ 

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u/pixelunit Trust the El πŸ…±οΈlan Nov 27 '24

Tonoight on bo’om geah

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u/ElectricMotorsAreBad Alonslow True 2012 WDC Nov 27 '24

Warning: show budget does not exceed $135 millions

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u/far-far-far-away BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

"Uses it to run over mohammed bin salman"

🀣🀣🀣🀣 this is so funny i don't know why its salman and not sullayyim one is a prince and one is a washed up useless FIA president who's only made a few good decisions

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u/A_M_0_D I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Nov 27 '24

F minus 1. Good shitpost tho

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u/Cactus_Everdeen_ BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

this is the meme equivalent of a sticker bombed civic

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u/SirDerageTheSecond BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

As the season comes to an end we ever creep closer to the dankest of memes.

Can't wait for off-season to kick in. Desperate times.

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u/nokiacrusher Safety Dog Nov 27 '24

We're going to have an entire DTS season on the fate of the N-word pass aren't we

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 He’s Not Fast at All Nov 27 '24

Of all this the least likely to happen is Lewis giving anyone an N pass to begin with

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u/city-of-cold There is something loose between my legs Nov 27 '24

These posts are the highlight of any race week

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u/Atomic_xd unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦑 Nov 27 '24

This is dank

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u/icaboesmhit BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

These captcha hints are getting wild

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u/Priodgyofire BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

This is art

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u/connorgrs Fuck Liberty Media Nov 27 '24

Oh Max you little rascal you

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u/TheBigPoet BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Tonight on bottom gear:

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u/Im_Balto There is something loose between my legs Nov 27 '24

Now this is dank

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u/jesse_- lando πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nov 27 '24

Peak formuladank, it doesn’t get better than this xD

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u/FellowGWEnjoyer712 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

I read this in the Mohawk man’s voice

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u/far-far-far-away BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

This is something he'd say on live television

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u/Mrwrongthinker BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

This is why I come here.

Fuckin' brilliant mate!

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u/ALLRNDCRICKETER BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

TO'NITE ON BO'tOM GEAR

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u/Few-Judgment3122 I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🀀🀀 Nov 28 '24

If I was a betting man I’d say Horner is probably already a bdsm enthusiast. Gotta tie them up and only then you get out the coco pops

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u/TheLoneWolf719 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

Sounds like a banger. I'm in.

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u/Brenotex BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

Finally some dankness

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u/Elpibe_78 Honda bad, Alonso good Nov 28 '24

This is the posts we waited for

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u/magicthunderlemon Fuck Liberty Media 29d ago

Horner clearly wasn't satisfied enough at the start of the season then

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u/jOnTiGaS_ BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

This is wrong in so many levels

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u/Mental-Training BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Yes

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u/EvilGuy696 They race me so hard πŸ₯Ί Nov 27 '24

Just what I needed

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u/BlackDoug420 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Certified dank + brainrot

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u/misfit0513 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²πŸ¦…πŸ¦…RAHH Nov 27 '24

🎢 Du du du Max Verstappen 🎢

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u/mencival "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Nov 27 '24

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u/OCS_DV I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Nov 27 '24

can we crowd fund the money to buy the pass? would be a big boost for the subreddit.

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u/sirfastvroom Acksually Toto Wolff β˜πŸ»πŸ€“ Nov 28 '24

No.

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u/rroz_dirvilha BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Damn, my dank-o-meter is off the charts!

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u/razgriz337 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

And we don't wanna here you say neighbor no morreeeeeeeeeeee - ToTo

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u/CZ_nitraM lando πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nov 27 '24

Dank content on formuladank?!???!! No way!!! ***SHOCKING***

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u/ANewspaperA Vettel Cult Nov 27 '24

I missed these

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u/Aurelius228 Safety Dog Nov 27 '24

Bottom Gear comeback?

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u/Hairy_Sentence_615 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Nov 27 '24

TNOIT

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u/Grotto451 Mika ends his saπŸ…±οΈπŸ…±οΈatical Nov 27 '24

Propa dank!

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u/WafflesInTheBasement BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Colapinto villian arc starts now.

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u/NadeSaria Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... Nov 28 '24

Good ol expand dong

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u/Sausage_Child Safety Dog Nov 28 '24

Ali, get the bone saw.

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u/happyranger7 Chad Racing Team Nov 28 '24

This is some good shit. You got anything more of this?

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u/Cloudsareinmyhead my driver bAd:snoo_disapproval: Nov 28 '24

Tell me vallerie, what does exhoost foom taste like?

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u/Commercial-Purple-44 Osama Bin Russell πŸ’£ Nov 28 '24

heyy fyi Mohammad Bin Salman is in Saudi Arabia and the GP is in Qatar. well well possible if Max drives that orange shitbox to Saudi through the desert (Dakar Rally style)

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u/Dirkvnh BWOAHHHHHHH 29d ago

In tonight’s episode of Bottom Gear:

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u/Vinlain458 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 28 '24

This sounds like if somebody made a sketch based on a TopGear Stig intro!

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u/Additional-Cause-285 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

This is summer break levels of bored shitposting

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u/Undernown BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Who would be playing who in this Bottom Gear parody? Making Toto, Captain Slow would be funny. Question is: who between Horner and Max is the bigger Porsche fan?

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u/ycr007 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 27 '24

Legit thought I was on r slash ihadastroke

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u/handsome_uruk SIMPIN FOR RUSSELL Nov 28 '24

So racism is allowed now?

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u/spacyspice oh no you yabba-dabba didn’t✨🫰✨ Nov 27 '24

Would be more funny if you could not use a mosque emoji?