r/formuladank Trust the El 🅱️lan Nov 01 '24

Certified Germany situation 🪖🇩🇪 Stolen from that other sub

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u/f1careerover BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Seb looks peak German there

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u/0oodruidoo0 Alonslow True 2012 WDC Nov 01 '24

he's giving lewis tips on fashion, and lewis clearly is not going to be listening

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u/Beasts_dawn unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Nov 01 '24

Peak would be if he wore sandals

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u/chawanmushyy I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Nov 01 '24

Not German enough without the Birkenstock and sock combo 😔✊

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u/WIsJH BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

These shoes are even worse with shorts imo

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u/donsimoni mission spinnow Nov 01 '24

Did you know that some of our stores have socks with sandals printed on them?

So you don't look silly without shoes or when you only brought your Adiletten.

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u/BronstigeBever BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Peak requires lederhose.

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u/YorkshireRiffer BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Not in the shot, his towel reserving a sunbed.

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u/Only_End9983 armchair driver Nov 01 '24

Sebs got that troll energy to 11, you can see it in his eyes

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u/aaaaaaaa1273 Robin Raikkonen '34, '35, '36.... Nov 01 '24

Seb through every corner (and some straights) in the 2020 Ferrari

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

pronto seb, sbinalla (seb comeback to audi confirm)

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u/PoopNoodlez BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

“Get ready to go bald again”

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u/Terror_Flower BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Again💀

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u/mooimafish33 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Lewis is paying for a Turkish family to send their kids to college at this point.

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u/iamasadgirl002 follow the Sainz Nov 01 '24

Mate 💀 !!

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u/Mathberis BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

We're always 1 year away from ferrari having a WDC winning car.

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u/Sergawey mission spinnow Nov 01 '24

next year will be our year ™

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u/EatSleepJeep Safety Dog Nov 01 '24

Ferrari is the team of the future and always will be!

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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Hey stop copying my comment from last year!

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u/Strict_Strategy BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

We can do it this year if some people crash. Would be glorious. Hopium is real.

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u/hopeless-fun Goatifi 🐐 #neverforget Nov 01 '24

When your teacher catches you and your friend talking so you act like you not listening to his BS

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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Real.

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u/seeyousoon2 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

It's different now. It's not like he's headed there from the top anymore. I think Hamilton knows that the best F1 career is the one that drives the longest. They get to live the best life as they get to live the life the longest.

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u/TheTuxdude No Michael, No Nov 01 '24

Seb also technically left the team one year after being in Red Bull when they didn't do great in the turbo hybrid era against Merc.

Of course, the slump has been slightly longer for Lewis now. I feel Lewis will take time both adjusting to the car, his team and the entire dynamics. By the time he gets a little comfortable, the car and the regulations will change once again. It's a large variable once again on where Ferrari's performance will be at that time.

Ferrari's management right now is definitely better than what it used to be during the days of Seb. But nothing is stable and you never know with all these variables at play.

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u/wahle97 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Alonso jumped into an Aston Martin and got second right off the bat. I don't think it will take hamilton anytime to battle Charles in ferrari

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u/CeleritasLucis Safety Dog Nov 01 '24

Yeah but Charles ain't Stroll, and Alonso was bigger name than Aston, while Ferrari is above any driver

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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Ferrari is above every driver, and they know that. Hence, they haven't won a single driver's title since 2007.

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u/CeleritasLucis Safety Dog Nov 01 '24

Kimi won because he didn't care

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u/ashzeppelin98 Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Nov 01 '24 edited Nov 01 '24

"Right off the bat" he says, as Aston is barely managing to fend off Haas(who are expected to pass them at this rate with a tenth of the budget) in a midtable battle with the car not expected to get any better until a regulation change. Alonso's podium hopes in that car evaporated literally midway through last year lol, a fast burn is a better way to describe that.

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u/BuckN56 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

That's all well and good, but it's also beside the point he's trying to make.

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u/Zenon-45 There is something loose between my legs Nov 01 '24

All hail Pope Frederic Vasseur

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u/Patro717 Franco GOATpinto Nov 01 '24

It might be me but i legit cannot see Seb being younger than Lewis, i can't tell if Seb looks older, Lewis looks younger or both but it feels so weird

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u/NotAnAss-Hat BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Well that's because Seb has passed his Ferrari era, Lewis hasn't even begun yet.

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u/Duy2910 not a Hamilton, but… Nov 03 '24

Everyone knows driving for Ferrari adds 10 years to your mental health

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u/Tricky_Ebb9580 Honda bad, Alonso good Nov 01 '24

I have hopes for Fredrarri, just wish Seb got a chance with him

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u/blackbasset BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Me too, something tells me he would have fit right in

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u/w1kk Trust the El 🅱️lan Nov 01 '24

Credit to u/ Jashmid and u/ secretlives

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u/secretlives 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Nov 01 '24

lol works better in an image format anyway - sending it to the group chat rn

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u/ExGorlomi BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

I LOLed 🤣

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u/Redfiddler BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

They look like they just got arrested because Seb fucked up the bank robbery.

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

hehe they gonn shoot you

shut up seb you @#%€^%€

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u/pofpofgive BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

First time?

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u/2020bowman BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

'leave me alone I know what I'm doing'

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u/Ok-Platypus6441 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Too dank, too goddamn dank for mah prancing horse of a heart ....

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u/Senninha27 who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Nov 01 '24

I just love that Seb is wearing a Senninha shirt.

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u/MatMan872 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Ferrari aren’t the clown show they were with Vettel

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u/hello_there_my_chads #MazepinPleaseReturn Nov 01 '24

He's growing his hair back

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u/ReadingRocker 🅱️altteri 🅱️ootass Nov 01 '24

"I won Canada in 2019"

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u/THEGAMERGEEKYT Vettel Cult Nov 01 '24

lol

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u/alfamale_ BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

😆😆😆😆😆

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u/connorgrs Fuck Liberty Media Nov 01 '24

There’s another sub for shitposting about F1?

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u/x18BritishBillx Papa Checo for driver of the year Nov 02 '24

Seb's left foot has a face on it

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u/barth_ VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Nov 01 '24

He did an awesome team switch so he may be 11 time champion before 2030 😆

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u/Nanu1212 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Stolen from that curb.

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u/Cathodicum BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

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u/the_tattooed_bear BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Seb warning Lewis that we will go bald with Ferrari

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u/Gloryholechamps not a Hamilton, but… Nov 01 '24

Hahahaha

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u/MattSuper13 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Lmao what's that shirt?

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u/VertigoStalker BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

“Keep the legacy alive”. You know Seb chose that t-shirt just for this kind of shits n giggles

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u/LibraryWorldly47 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

«You know, I’ve heard the 2nd RB seat will be free soon,

Maybe you can take the shot? »

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u/buuubbino BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Wow this made me laugh

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u/Future_Meaning1109 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Street_Mall9536 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

He's trying to book a return visit to Turkey with Lewis to have the ol hairlines topped up. 

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u/Vulgar-Ambassador BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

😂

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u/afCeG6HVB0IJ BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

at first i thought they were in handcuffs

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u/biaurelien Question. Nov 01 '24

Congratulations, you win the internet for today.

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u/CuppaCrazy There is something loose between my legs Nov 01 '24

Lewis is clearly the sigma/alpha here.

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u/OwnTransportation314 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Wtf am I reading here

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u/Dattinator BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Smegma male grindset

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u/johnsplittingaxe14 Traditions™️ Nov 01 '24

Skibidi toilet windset

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u/Zenon-45 There is something loose between my legs Nov 01 '24

People who act like that certainly have the smell to back it up

Waaah deodorant is for pussies I smell like burning farts waaah

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u/BuckN56 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Okay buddy.

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u/Nicochan3 BWOAHHHHHHH Nov 01 '24

Tbh, Vettel was the issue, not the car..

Vettel has always been overrated. His toro rosso victory was the most impressive thing he has done. 2010-2013 were a display of red bull superiority and luck. I watched all those races back in the days, and Red Bull had a huge tire degradation advandage, and a good or great car, depending on the year. At least 7-8 different drivers could've won 4 championships in that car.