r/formuladank At the moment we don't think Sep 29 '24

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u/AggravatingCustard39 AND THEY'VE TOUCHED MARTIN 😳 Sep 30 '24

New emoji! :53962:

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u/The_Big0ne M*rk Webber Sep 29 '24

"Everytime I fumble a start from pole, it gets 1cm longer"

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u/Bozska_lytka Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Sep 29 '24

McLaren to bring back the third pedal

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u/grandtheftzeppelin STRANGE... IT GETS STIFF THEN GOES SOFT... STIFF, SOFT Sep 30 '24

McLaren to bring back third-leg cam

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u/Eroda Traditions™️ Sep 29 '24

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u/sirfastvroom Acksually Toto Wolff ☝🏻🤓 Sep 29 '24

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u/zntgrg If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Sep 29 '24

Leclerc's girlfriend Is happier and happier every week

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u/storfors I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Sep 29 '24

No matter what tyre he chooses, he always has hards in the start.

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u/Juliancito135 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Sep 29 '24

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u/lizardil BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

"Thats why I always have a slow start. The more mass, the slower the acceleration. It's hard to break the cycle."

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u/FengSushi I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Sep 30 '24

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u/Knochenlos22 Vettel Cult Sep 29 '24

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u/DjayRX BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24 edited Sep 29 '24

So it's 7 cm now?

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u/Kori_TheGlaceon Nico Hulkenbark Sep 30 '24

You win

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u/LordBogus 🇮🇪💲Eddie Jordan's accountant💲🇮🇪 Sep 30 '24

'Fumble'

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u/Dry-Author-3622 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Oscar has such great expressions for memes, truly a blessing to his sport

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u/OftenShady Vettel Cult Sep 29 '24

Throws in some dry humour zingers every now and then and makes a meme worthy face every week

He's tailor made for shitposters

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u/notjerryc Vettel Cult Sep 29 '24

He could be any one of us

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u/Complete_Taxation I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Sep 29 '24

He could be in this very subreddit! He could be you. He could be me! 

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u/Zealousideal_Honey80 Vettel Cult Sep 29 '24

He could even be- BANG!!!

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u/CCMonger BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

It was obvious! He's the papaya spy.

He's gonna turn papaya annnnyyy moment now.

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u/Bottled_Kiwi Fernando Alonso's Retirement Planner Sep 30 '24

See! Papaya, wait, that’s blood

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u/opoqo He’s Not Fast at All Sep 30 '24

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u/Sweet__clyde I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Sep 30 '24

In 15 years when he retires someone does need to ask him if he was ever in formula dank

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u/i-0-i-0-i Masi Enthusiast Sep 29 '24

31 cm!! damn

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u/acog BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

For my fellow Americans that’s 1.68 Gloks.

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u/dzouzefko BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

When his papaya is bigger than yours.

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u/dcifansstillexist I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Sep 29 '24

Whose papaya rules?

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u/ImRobertoBlyat Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Sep 29 '24

my papaya is bigger than yoours 🎶

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u/Big_al_big_bed Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 Sep 29 '24

It's me. I'm file 76.

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u/pissflapgrease BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

“So I got this picture of your dad tattooed on the shaft”

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u/struggle-life2087 unfortunaly I still am a Ricciardo fan 🦡 Sep 29 '24

*Zak

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u/mh258 McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Sep 29 '24

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u/DeeDiver BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

When her's is bigger than mine

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u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes The c🅰️r is bad we know, please dr🅰️ive it Sep 30 '24

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u/plonkman BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Does this swelling look ok to you?

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u/Saul_von_Gutman I have an unhealthy obsession with Sophia Flörsch Sep 29 '24

When she shows me how big it is

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u/Awkwardsami BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

This is the most reactive I've ever seen piastri

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u/oscar_miner Suck my 🅱️alls mate Sep 29 '24

Looks like McLaren have some "long upgrade" during break time

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u/glenngillen BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

“Danny told me you didn’t have pubes yet!”

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u/_hhhhh_____-_____ SARGO🅰️T 🐐🇺🇸 Sep 29 '24

Piastri has the funniest facial expressions

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u/Sol539 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

No wonder I’m faster

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u/SpaceStethoscope Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical Sep 30 '24

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u/Interesting-Season-8 MISSION KIMOA Sep 29 '24

Oh my allmighty baguette

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u/the_dibrador BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

What is the real context?

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u/Soft_Helicopter_6977 Sep 30 '24

Post race in Singapore, they were talking and he just had a quick face expression that shotbyantoine captured :)

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u/LikeChickensForKFC BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

Is it supposed to be that colour?

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u/gt0075b BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

"Wanna see my drive shaft upgrade?"

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u/ElSenses Guenther Gang Sep 29 '24

When she says yes to anal but pulls out a uno Reverse card

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u/Old_Marionberry_243 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Sep 29 '24

"Horndog's got nothin on the Landong"

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u/Chota-Cabras BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Epa Lando. Eeeeeeepaaaaaa! Put it back

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u/markkowalski BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

Pubes?

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u/Soft_Helicopter_6977 Sep 30 '24

Credit : ShotByAntoine on Instagram.

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u/Rycanthropy69 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Sep 30 '24

I love this man, thank you 😊

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u/NudesyourDMme 🅱️RING 🅱️ERNIE 🅱️ACK Sep 29 '24

Skid marks.

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u/noobchee Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy Sep 29 '24

Mocking Piastri

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u/DrKrFfXx BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Dong.

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u/witch-trish-925 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Piastri - The f1 meme king

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u/iswearshewas18bro BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

Her when I show my Lego collection;)

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u/caped_crusader_bruce BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 29 '24

No-rizz

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u/dasmikkimats BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

A

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u/26070_o BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

Now he knows, why Lando has "4" as his car number

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u/EntrepreneurBoth5002 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

HEY! NICE COCK!

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u/Actual_Law_505 VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM Sep 30 '24

Curious to know what did he see

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u/Other-Barry-1 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

Rik Mayall? Is that you?

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u/Status-Sun9526 Me social media, Me no engineer 🅱️ Sep 30 '24

Issac Newton after finding out that if you drop something it falls

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u/No-Independent9725 BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

Is mine bigger than yours?

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u/Quy_g Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Sep 30 '24

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u/PelzPantoffel BWOAHHHHHHH Sep 30 '24

"Hey Oscar, does this look infected to you?"

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u/Still-Pea9319 If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Sep 29 '24

When she calls you to her room to play lego but when you enter her room she naked.