r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Cthulhu625 Sep 03 '24

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

-Rod Hilton

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u/InquisitorPeregrinus Sep 03 '24

When I realized he had named his Tesla models S3XY, I knew all the smarts were hired and he was still a socially-maladjusted adolescent. When I realized that socially-maladjusted adolescent would fire the smarts if they didn't do as ordered, I knew any company he owned was a time-bomb.

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u/oversized_toaster Sep 04 '24

THAT'S THE NAMINH SCHEME?

I don't know much about tesla, sk I could never figure out what the pattern with the model names were.

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u/Sharp-Introduction75 Sep 08 '24

I know a lot about cars, I know a lot about software. I always knew that the man was a dumba. But even if you don't know a lot about anything, you should know how to spot an ahole and the only thing that comes out of that is crap.