r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Reverend_Schlachbals Sep 02 '24

Best way to make shit tons of money is to lack empathy of any kind.

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u/Re_TARDIS108 Sep 02 '24

I really, really wish we could find a way de-incentivize being an absolute subhuman gremlin when it comes to being a decent participant in capitalism

It's almost like capitalism encourages being an asshole or something /s

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u/ArkitekZero Sep 02 '24

it absolutely does

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u/DocEternal Sep 02 '24

Damn, why am I so broke then? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/KlingonSexBestSex Sep 02 '24

Fool, haven't you tapped your Apartheid era African slave labor emerald mine money?

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u/DocEternal Sep 02 '24

Thatโ€™s what I was missing! I had the misfortune of being born in America to an only moderately well off family that went bankrupt during the divorce. I should get a mulligan and hope for a more morally evil family this time around.

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u/ArkitekZero Sep 02 '24

because you're mean, dumb, and unlucky

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u/261989 Sep 02 '24

Sadly true