r/facepalm Sep 02 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 Sep 02 '24

Donโ€™t forget Elon harassed a kid because his dad committed suicide so hard the kid ended up having to push Elon down a flight of stairs to get him to stop. This was back in grade school, the one he was driven to everyday in a rolls Royce. Elon own dad wasnโ€™t even on his side in this one, and yes thatโ€™s the same dad who has impregnated his own step daughter twice now.

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u/ChadThundercool Sep 02 '24

Whenever I hear this story, I like to imagine that the push down the stairs happened with all the other kids around, and every single one of them just laughed at Elon as he struggled not to cry, most assuredly wondering why nobody wanted to be his friend.

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u/pbro9 Sep 02 '24

He what now

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 Sep 02 '24

It is the best to go look up things yourself about Elno, you will find out so much more disturbing crap you didnโ€™t even know about. In fact there is so much it is actually a real pain in the ass to find the specific story your referencing. You might even find out about the time he got naked pulled his dick out and tried to get the space X flight attendant to jerk him off In exchange for a horse then used US taxpayer money to force her into signing an NDA for $250,000.

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u/pbro9 Sep 02 '24

Honestly at this point those are such outlandish stories that it's hard to tell if you're not messing with me, but I will look it up

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u/lilahking Sep 02 '24

it really seems like elon could use another trip