r/facepalm • u/GlitterMackenzie • Sep 02 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Smarts. He has it.

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u/Satanicjamnik Sep 02 '24

As someone painfully below average in every aspect, I wouldn't dare to.

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u/Hatdrop Sep 02 '24

"Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that half of them are stupider than that" -George Carlin

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u/Satanicjamnik Sep 02 '24

This is one of the best quotes about humanity ever.

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u/Kellykeli Sep 03 '24

The best part of this quote is that it mixes up average and median, because I heavily doubt that intelligence is on a normal distribution for some reason.

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u/silly-rabbitses Sep 02 '24

As someone who doesn’t even register on the scale, I’m waiting for someone else to tell me how to feel about it.

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u/12altoids34 Sep 02 '24

Dude, my intelligence is so low they told me if I lose one more point I will HAVE to vote for Trump.

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u/Finbar9800 Sep 02 '24

Better start studying then

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u/12altoids34 Sep 02 '24

I wanted to, but I live in florida, and you know how they feel about books here...

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u/Finbar9800 Sep 02 '24

You can study without books lol, just use google

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u/Longjumping-Act-8935 Sep 02 '24

I've been told my intelligence is so high I've wrapped right back around to being stupid... And yet I still didn't vote and won't vote for Trump.

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u/Delamoor Sep 02 '24

Dude sucks hard. Don't be like that dude. Twitter sucks. Vote Pedro.

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u/iijoanna Sep 02 '24

2 votes for Pedro.

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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA Sep 02 '24

And my axe!

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u/BurningPenguin Sep 02 '24

Okay, i've got the axe. What now?

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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA Sep 02 '24

You axolotol questions…

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u/Cobek Sep 02 '24

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24
  • xitter

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u/Ray1987 Sep 02 '24

As someone not even typing this for themselves, I say go for it.

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u/ssbm_rando Sep 02 '24

in every aspect

Hey man, you already have above-average communication skills on reddit, don't put yourself down like that.

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u/Satanicjamnik Sep 02 '24

Why, thank you. That is a lovely thing to hear.