r/facepalm • u/flyingcatwithhorns 'MURICA • Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/ImA_NormalGuy Aug 28 '24

50 raccoons, plus Puerto Rico, and Virgin Islands, and Guam, and Samoa, and Miranda Islands, and Washington DC. All in a trench coat 👍

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u/BeowulfsGhost Aug 28 '24

I don’t think those get a full raccoon. Maybe a gopher or chipmunk?

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u/indigo583 Aug 28 '24

Miranda's got an island?

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u/Snarfbuckle Aug 28 '24

...on meth...