r/facepalm • u/flyingcatwithhorns 'MURICA • Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/EnglishTony Aug 28 '24

And the racoons have guns...

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u/thatnumber1duck Aug 28 '24

More like they're high on caffeine with a nuclear option within arms reach (paws reach?)

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u/nfl18 Aug 28 '24

So many guns

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u/HauntedCoconut Aug 28 '24

The raccoons have guns, three flags, and two Big Macs.

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u/andersostling56 Aug 28 '24

... and they know how to use them

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u/Hungry-Western9191 Aug 28 '24

The two (white and black) raccoons have guns. The third (black and white) racoon doesn't.

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u/panarchistspace Aug 29 '24

Statistically, 2 of the raccoons have 5 guns.