r/facepalm 'MURICA Aug 28 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ i'm speechless

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u/Saltyspaceballs Aug 28 '24

Brit who regularly visits USA a few times a month… tipping is mad. I used self checkout in CVS and was asked if I wanted to tip? Too who? The computer? Madness

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u/trust-me-i-know-stuf Aug 28 '24

I have my phones background set as an image of the tip screen as a joke so I can show it to people randomly for no reason.

Made you laugh? Tip screen. Ordered food at a counter and get a tip screen? Show my tip screen back to the person who took my order. It’s fun and funny.

I also hate tipping and think it should be eliminated. Employers should pay a livable wage.

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u/Sea-Studio-6943 Aug 28 '24

That's really funny what's your venmo

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u/El_Ass_Eater Aug 28 '24

You fly back and forth between the US and UK several times in 1 month?

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u/flightguy07 Aug 28 '24

Some jobs are like that. Sales, at a guess.

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u/Saltyspaceballs Aug 28 '24

Airline pilot, but I agree it’s unconventional

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u/4uzzyDunlop Aug 28 '24

How MANY UFO's you seen?

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u/rividz Aug 28 '24

It's not unheard of for certain industries and roles. I'm in an individual contributor role and I'm required to travel at least once a quarter. I'm actually working from home today only because I had to be somewhere close to home yesterday (but not my office) and then was supposed to be on the other side of the country the next morning which was unfeasible.

My previous role was at a company headquartered in another country and it wasn't unheard of to fly to New York and work out of that office for a week before flying out to Europe to the main office to work there for another week. Etc, etc.

A lot of people see traveling for work as a privilege, and I guess it is, but it sucks and is exhausting. Yeah you get miles, and if you're lucky the credit card points if you're able to book your own hotels and flights, but I rather just have all that travel time back to myself. At least I can get a lot of reading done in the air.

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u/MrDudePuppet Aug 28 '24

Could be part of his work or smth

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u/ApplaudingOkra Aug 28 '24

Tipping at pick-up counters and other places is also a function of the systems that run the payment processing—most of those systems take a percentage of the payment for the processing service, so asking for a tip is an easy way to increase the size of the payment.

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u/ViewBeneficial608 Aug 28 '24

Who gets the tip in that case though? Say I buy a sandwich at a cafe and pay a tip at the counter, does the checkout person get the tip?

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u/ApplaudingOkra Aug 28 '24

I don't know how other places do it, but the one place I know pools all of the tips across the month, and then it gets paid out to the frontline staff proportional to the hours worked that month. Ends up being a little bonus.

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u/RopeDifficult9198 Aug 28 '24

yeah was at a restaurant and they had a qr code scanner for your menu and ordering and you had to go up to the counter to get your food.

tip option on the bill. for what, exactly?

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u/ilikepix Aug 28 '24

I used self checkout in CVS and was asked if I wanted to tip

this seems vanishingly unlikely to be true

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u/Saltyspaceballs Aug 28 '24

CVS Boston Copley Place if I remember correctly. I’ll be back there soon to check my sanity

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u/eileen404 Aug 28 '24

Now I'm going to have to use the self checkout... It doesn't ask at the pharmacy checkout so it seems unlikely they'd use different software. If I were going to to anyone there it's the pharmacist who got my prescription refilled quickly.

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u/iguanamac Aug 28 '24

Self checkouts at CVS don’t ask for tips. That was probably a donation request for a hospital or something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '24

CVS is asking for a charity donation not a tip dude you just misread the screen...

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u/jakellerVi Aug 28 '24

Would love to know what CVS you went to that asked for a tip. Maybe a donation to a charity or something, but I’ve been to CVS’s all over the country here in the US and have never once seen a prompt for a tip, self checkout or otherwise.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler Aug 28 '24

At the CVS they are asking if you want to make a small donation to a charity on that screen, not asking for a tip.

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u/Broue Aug 28 '24 edited Aug 28 '24

That’s even worse, the money goes into a holding that makes interest, then they give your money under their name.

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u/Weed_O_Whirler Aug 28 '24

If you're going to do an edit after you're called out for being wrong, at least have the courage to admit you're doing that edit.

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u/ABewilderedPickle Aug 28 '24

yeah look almost nobody tips in those situations. rule of thumb is, if people brought food to you or interacted with you beyond just being at the register, you tip. if the only interaction was paying and picking up food at the counter, you don't tip.

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u/Alive_You3143 Aug 28 '24

Here u go, computer, herez a couple bux, don't go spendin' it all in one place now, y'hear?

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u/PerigeeTheBatto Aug 28 '24

Don't do the machine tipping unless you're getting actual service.

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u/Tall-Presentation-39 Aug 28 '24

This is just lazy scriptwriting. They get a certain formula and just run it. They don't actually expect you to tip they just don't want to pay for modified coding.

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u/moaninglisa Aug 28 '24

A few times a month? That’s sounds exhausting lmao

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u/ninthNine09 Aug 28 '24

That's no longer a tip. You are being taxed lol.

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u/mundundermindifflin Aug 28 '24

Here in Australia we have "Order at the table" apps that restaurants use. I'm guessing it's generic software used around the world, because it has an "add tip" option. It's funny thinking that they suggest adding a tip when I've had to do the job of a waiter myself 

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u/babybubbaburger Aug 29 '24

No they didn’t

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u/hvc801 Aug 28 '24

It was asking for a donation. It's not a tip, lol.