r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Welp

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u/patrickab7 Aug 27 '24

At least they weren't aborted!

Now if they survive, they can live to be shot in school!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

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u/patrickab7 Aug 27 '24

Thank the heaven's that no guns will be harmed!

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u/NeedsMoreSpicy Aug 28 '24

The American Dream ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/green__problem Aug 28 '24

And if they survive compulsory education, they can live to secure decades worth of college and medical debt.

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u/patrickab7 Aug 28 '24

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 28 '24

โ€œGreatest country in the world!โ€

  • someone who has never left their own state, only watched local news and actively votes against their own basic needs and blames other people for it