r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Welp

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u/Harvest827 Aug 27 '24

Same plan.

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u/Bpbucks268 Aug 28 '24

Every time a baby is abandoned, Ted Cruz goes to Cancun?

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u/JPastori Aug 28 '24

โ€œEvery time a baby is abandoned, a Ted Cruz gains his flight ticket!โ€

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u/Chuks_K Aug 28 '24

"At least I have so many Flight Miles!"

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u/Harvest827 Aug 28 '24

No, that's ridiculous. He gets 10,000 miles with no blackout dates

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u/notfree25 Aug 28 '24

Why without the babies powering the matr the grid, there would be far more blackouts