r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

When they seriously want to secede, we should let them file the paperwork then sell them to Mexico the day before it goes final

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 27 '24

Maybe we should build Texas its very own wall, all the way around.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Aug 27 '24

Yep let’s give them the wall they want

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

Then fill it with water

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u/meowqct Aug 28 '24

Except that good people live there.

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 28 '24

Yeah, I was being 100% facetious. Motherfuckers talking about making a Texas-shaped lake!

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u/mellbell63 Aug 27 '24

Hey Biden could do that this year, he's got immunity!! Otherwise let's sic the prosecutor and the coach on them!!!

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

I'm all for any of these solutions.

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u/l337quaker Aug 27 '24

Nah, let them secede. Then they'll realize they are a desert country full of oil right next door to the USA

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

We'll need to hand deliver some democracy.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I totally love this idea is it doable?

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Technically anything is possible.... except surviving a hand grenade suppository.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I'm thinking it over, can anyone buy one😂 we just throw it right🎇

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Yep. Just yell "woke liberal grenade" before you toss it and they'll dogpile on.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣 cool