r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/Stark_Reio Aug 27 '24

Texas government has to be the worst I've seen out of current US so far.

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

When they seriously want to secede, we should let them file the paperwork then sell them to Mexico the day before it goes final

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 27 '24

Maybe we should build Texas its very own wall, all the way around.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Aug 27 '24

Yep let’s give them the wall they want

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

Then fill it with water

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u/meowqct Aug 28 '24

Except that good people live there.

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 28 '24

Yeah, I was being 100% facetious. Motherfuckers talking about making a Texas-shaped lake!

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u/mellbell63 Aug 27 '24

Hey Biden could do that this year, he's got immunity!! Otherwise let's sic the prosecutor and the coach on them!!!

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

I'm all for any of these solutions.

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u/l337quaker Aug 27 '24

Nah, let them secede. Then they'll realize they are a desert country full of oil right next door to the USA

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

We'll need to hand deliver some democracy.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I totally love this idea is it doable?

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Technically anything is possible.... except surviving a hand grenade suppository.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I'm thinking it over, can anyone buy one😂 we just throw it right🎇

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Yep. Just yell "woke liberal grenade" before you toss it and they'll dogpile on.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

🤣🤣🤣 cool

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u/HeyitzEryn Aug 27 '24

Yea... their AG is the fucking worst. We should probably see what is on that dudes hard-drive.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 Aug 27 '24

I whole heartedly agree. Paxton is the loud brash one Patrick is the sneaky one Abbott is the limp Dick

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u/HeyitzEryn Aug 27 '24

Paxton should honestly be in jail for corruption. When I heard the dude got 100 hours of community service... man... there is no justice in this world.

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u/Big-Summer- Aug 27 '24

And you know all those politicians who are behind this crap are absolutely thrilled at everything we’re reading here. We read it and feel concern, empathy, sorrow. The Reich wing assholes read about all these dire outcomes and are filled with glee at causing all this misery.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 Aug 27 '24

Alabama and Louisiana says hold my Beer