If I remember correctly, Gollum eating babies is the source for the line āboilāem, mashāemā¦.ā, Jackson just felt it was too dark and changed the context.
Yeah, wtfā¦. I try to have a sense of humor about as much as I can, but isnāt dead baby humor a bit 2004? May as well be making a Chuck Norris joke.
Youāre one of those that peaked back then and is still living in your glory days in your head, huh? š«”Yeah, nothing says ātimelessā like aā¦ ācelebrityā? that no one under 30 has heard of. If heās even alive, heās popping AZO twice a day just to eke out a lil pee when he gets up at 4 AM. š“š» Real tough guy. Heād have to take four viagra just to stand up straight enough to acknowledge that heās in a fight. Heād have to consume all the milk the children of the 90s were forced to drink just so his bones wouldnāt turn to powdery mush at the first punch of some idiot Gen Z kid with that stupid ramen-on-top hair cut. Heās about as threatening as Joe Biden, but not as well known, and without the most powerful military arsenal known to man. The only people worried when they hear the name Chuck Norris are the EMTās when heās fallen and canāt get up. That dude doesnāt pose a threat to anything but a buffet that runs a seniorsā discount on Tuesdays. All those weird jokes about him impregnating nuns - if the guy COULD cum (doubtful), itād be a puff of dust that makes mummies look virile. Chuck Norris jokes, like dead baby jokes, were for people who never had a single original or funny thought of their own. They were lame then, and they didnāt magically get better with time. š
Whatās even more cool and timeless than CN jokes? š§ Picking scabs off your knees. Getting a D in gym. Chain wallets. Waterbeds. The ICP. The website of the Heavenās Gate cult (which you really should check out - that is a TRIP). Shin splints. Aspicsā¦ No one even knows who he is! Even when smelly neckbeards were defining themselves as great comedians by repeating those jokes from web forums, I couldnāt have told you why he was famous beyond, idk, cosplaying a kung-fu master? CN jokes are as timeless as an ingrown hair - sure, it might leave a scar if you obsess over it and dig into it, but given its natural course, it will just go away on its own and be forgotten, except by the sick freaks who just canāt let it go š But Iām happy yāall can be deluded, living 20 years ago (probably thinking youāre still 50 pounds lighter). Reality can be tough for those living in it, so youāre better off in your lil ākitty wants cheezeburgerā glory days. Like if Al Bundy grew up on the internet, and couldnāt admit that one Invader Zim hoodie he wears every single day stinks like shit.
Whatās the matter? Couldnāt put down your snack cakes long enough to focus on words? Donāt have enough mountain dew to make it through a lil list of jokes mocking pwecious Chuck Nowwis?š
Havenāt heard that one since before I got my period the first time. Good one. And in 20 years you still havenāt managed to have an original thought. No wonder so many women are interested in me. The men of our age group are exactly what they were two decades ago - unoriginal, unfunny, uninteresting.
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u/HighVoltLemonBattery Aug 27 '24
Possibly just counting the babies that are light enough in skin tone, the rest were tossed across the boarder wall or into the barbed wire river