r/facepalm • u/ThatMysteriousUser • Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/ziadog Aug 27 '24

Just like their power grid plan!

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u/Harvest827 Aug 27 '24

Same plan.

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u/Bpbucks268 Aug 28 '24

Every time a baby is abandoned, Ted Cruz goes to Cancun?

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u/JPastori Aug 28 '24

“Every time a baby is abandoned, a Ted Cruz gains his flight ticket!”

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u/Chuks_K Aug 28 '24

"At least I have so many Flight Miles!"

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u/Harvest827 Aug 28 '24

No, that's ridiculous. He gets 10,000 miles with no blackout dates

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u/notfree25 Aug 28 '24

Why without the babies powering the matr the grid, there would be far more blackouts

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u/westtexasbackpacker Aug 27 '24

dammit best me to it!

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u/Eather-Village-1916 Aug 27 '24

And subsequently the help from out of state linemen as well 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 27 '24

What power grid plans?

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u/ziadog Aug 27 '24

There aren’t any other than corporate profits.

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u/ct_2004 Aug 28 '24

And eradicating rape!