r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/CleverDad Aug 27 '24

Yeah they'll get right on that

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u/ScissorMeSphincter Aug 27 '24

Those babies are already born. They mean nothing to forced-birthers at that point.

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u/hellomudder Aug 27 '24

"Them babies need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps"

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u/make2020hindsight Aug 27 '24

"Look at em. They're already reliant on the socialist government handouts for diapers and formula. What disgraceful people they are."

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u/Lisamae_u Aug 28 '24

“Don’t breed ‘em if you can’t feed ‘em” -also pro lifers

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u/mbot369 Aug 28 '24

Honestly, this was someone’s argument when they said they were pro-life. When I asked how many children they have adopted, they said “I’m not the one who brought them into the world. It’s not my job to raise them”.

The fuck, my dude.

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u/DylanMartin97 Aug 28 '24

"Backn my day we were putting in 12 hours at the loom mill at that age I tell you what"

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u/Rahernaffem Aug 27 '24

"No, Lois, I'm here to save the unborn. Once they get out of the vagina, they can go fuck themselves."

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u/Fossile Aug 27 '24

Until the girls turned teenagers…

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Aug 28 '24

Funny how their souls become less valuable when they don't help with political arguments. Republicans are trash.

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u/XpCjU Aug 28 '24

“The unborn” are a convenient group of people to advocate for. They never make demands of you; they are morally uncomplicated, unlike the incarcerated, addicted, or the chronically poor; they don’t resent your condescension or complain that you are not politically correct; unlike widows, they don’t ask you to question patriarchy; unlike orphans, they don’t need money, education, or childcare; unlike aliens, they don’t bring all that racial, cultural, and religious baggage that you dislike; they allow you to feel good about yourself without any work at creating or maintaining relationships; and when they are born, you can forget about them, because they cease to be unborn. You can love the unborn and advocate for them without substantially challenging your own wealth, power, or privilege, without re-imagining social structures, apologizing, or making reparations to anyone. They are, in short, the perfect people to love if you want to claim you love Jesus, but actually dislike people who breathe. Prisoners? Immigrants? The sick? The poor? Widows? Orphans? All the groups that are specifically mentioned in the Bible? They all get thrown under the bus for the unborn.”

-David Barnhart

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u/Hopes-Dreams-Reality Aug 27 '24

Sorry, too busy riding that moral high horse.

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u/_whatchagonnado_ Aug 27 '24

They've already figured it out. Got to fill those for profit prisons somehow