r/facepalm Aug 27 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Welp

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 27 '24

Don't worry! Texas a has safety net in place for these kinds of things! They were prepared!

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u/ziadog Aug 27 '24

Just like their power grid plan!

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u/Harvest827 Aug 27 '24

Same plan.

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u/Bpbucks268 Aug 28 '24

Every time a baby is abandoned, Ted Cruz goes to Cancun?

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u/JPastori Aug 28 '24

“Every time a baby is abandoned, a Ted Cruz gains his flight ticket!”

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u/Chuks_K Aug 28 '24

"At least I have so many Flight Miles!"

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u/Harvest827 Aug 28 '24

No, that's ridiculous. He gets 10,000 miles with no blackout dates

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u/notfree25 Aug 28 '24

Why without the babies powering the matr the grid, there would be far more blackouts

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u/westtexasbackpacker Aug 27 '24

dammit best me to it!

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u/Eather-Village-1916 Aug 27 '24

And subsequently the help from out of state linemen as well 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 27 '24

What power grid plans?

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u/ziadog Aug 27 '24

There aren’t any other than corporate profits.

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u/ct_2004 Aug 28 '24

And eradicating rape!

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u/HellishChildren Aug 27 '24

Texas turned CPS into horror show and that wasn't an accident. They've been putting foster children in unlicensed facilities for years, including facilities out of state, on the other side of the US.

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u/heyuhitsyaboi Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

had to google this because holy hell

from US Congressman Colin Allred:

There are about 9,000 children in long-term custody of the state, and an average of 80 children per month were staying in unlicensed and unsafe housing last year. This includes poorly supervised motels rife with sex trafficking, leaving already vulnerable children exposed to abuse. In the past three years, there have been 2,100 serious incidents involving these children without placement, including death, abuse and neglect.
Source: allred.house.gov

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u/RobertDaulson Aug 27 '24

2,100 cases and 9,000 kids. Jesus Christ, that’s almost 1/4.

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 27 '24

Nope this is totally better than abortion guys, come on! Abortion is literally killing a child! What kind of monster would do that, when we could [checks notes] abandon the child in an abusive, underfunded system and slowly watch it die instead?

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u/Paksarra Aug 27 '24

And this is why Project 2025 also says that all babies have the right to be raised by their biological parents-- they also want to get rid of adoption and the foster system! Isn't that lovely?

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u/NeedsMoreSpicy Aug 28 '24

Forcing defenseless children to remain in the care of parents who never wanted them? Nah, nothing will go wrong with that!

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 28 '24

Forced parentage? Amazing! Truly nothing is better than a child being raised by their real parents, even if love/basic needs met aren’t in the equation! It’s Gods Will™!

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u/don3dm Aug 28 '24

Not to those who aren’t gullible enough to recognize that Project 2025 isn’t anything more than fan fiction.

“The project’s controversial proposals led Trump and his campaign to distance themselves from the project in 2024—saying he knows “nothing about it” and calling unspecified parts of it “ridiculous and abysmal”.

Though I’m sure you’ll find a way to convince yourself that it’s Trump’s ideology. We get it. 🤡

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u/Paksarra Aug 28 '24

It's not Trump's ideology, it's the Heritage Foundation.

You know, the people who are sponsoring Vance.

You know, the people who have been pulling the strings since Reagan.

If Trump's campaign knows nothing about it, how the hell did they get Vance to write the intro, and why are all the authors Trump's former staffers?

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 28 '24

You can take it as a joke if you want. The very real people funding it aren’t.

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u/meowqct Aug 28 '24

Because it is.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

No it's the heritage foundation Trump's just their golden goose

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u/chene313 Aug 27 '24

This is exactly why they want to stop abortion- more kids to molest - abuse - enslave - indoctrinate. Look at how many Republicunts are found to be pedohiles - they are absolutely salivating at the opportunity to get their hands on as many children as possible.

Can’t wait to see what happens when they become adults out in the world. The crime rates are going to skyrocket in the next 12-18 - just watch. “CcHrIsTiAn fAmILy VaLueS” my ass - fuck these people forever.

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u/twitwiffle Aug 28 '24

And through no fault of their own (the children)

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

Read a boy named David! Have tissue on the nightstand

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u/fumei_tokumei Aug 27 '24

Only on reddit an you read something this stupid.

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u/comfortablesexuality Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

It's not stupid, it's awful. And it's awful because it's true.

Look. They're sabotaging the care system at the same time that they're putting way more lives into their hands. What sort of behavior motivates that? Anti-social behavior. Psychopathic behavior.

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u/fumei_tokumei Aug 28 '24

If you honestly believe that any significant amount of Republicans want to stop abortion because they want to molest kids then you have spent far too much time on the Internet.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

How many democrats want to lower the age of consent from 18?

How many republicans want to do the same?

Which states are trying to push that same agenda?

Its all republicans and the GOP trying to do it for what other possible reason?

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u/don3dm Aug 28 '24

Yah. Thankfully there’s no Democrat pedophiles! 🤡

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u/UsefulSummer4937 Aug 27 '24

Uhm. Am I alone in thinking this sounds like Texas wants more babies for sex trafficking... Because that's sure as f what it looks like to me...

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u/mirrorspirit Aug 28 '24

They just want more babies. Once babies get older, they start to lose their appeal and start having opinions and preferences and flaws. They start acting like people instead of voiceless props. So the only solution to this is to toss aside these flawed, uncooperative people and bring in more babies.

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling Aug 28 '24

Gotta keep those jails full so Uncle Ted gets his fat check.

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u/Tocwa Aug 28 '24

Since when have babies been “voiceless”? Them got serious lungs on em when they be crying!

When has a baby ever been known to “cooperate”❔

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u/mirrorspirit Aug 29 '24

They're situationally voiceless when an adult can talk over the baby about what they want and what their opinion is. For example, "Kids don't want free lunches because they'll feel too ashamed to accept them."

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u/Tocwa Aug 29 '24

When I was a kid, I had zero problem with free stuff..

but I do get what you mean by that 🤔

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u/twitwiffle Aug 28 '24

Or unending stock of underpaid, undereducated minimum wage workers.

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u/HoneyShaft Aug 27 '24

Proving once again that the GOP stands for Gross Old PEDOPHILES that treat babies/children as nothing more than a product they can use and manipulate.

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u/PiSquared6 Aug 27 '24

Didn't USA lose 300,000 migrant children since 2021

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u/No_Banana_581 Aug 27 '24

So Texas govt officials are straight up sex and human trafficking kids legally. No wonder the republicans in Texas are always so concerned about what sex a child is. They want to know who they’ll traffick out to their rich buddies. Epstein was small time compared to them

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u/don3dm Aug 28 '24

That there are people like you who actually believe such nonsense is terrifying. Please don’t reproduce.

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u/No_Banana_581 Aug 28 '24

Give it a rest. The comment was facetious and you know it. The pos Texas republicans are responsible for what’s happening to those kids. They might as well be doing it themselves.

And do not act like the republicans don’t constantly bring up kids genitals bc that’s all they do, along w trying to lower the age a little girl can be forced to marry an adult man, now that they’re forcing raped ones to give birth. You see how it all connects Cletus

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u/HellishChildren Aug 27 '24

Oh, and, in 2023, Texas also passed some measures to make it easier for parents whose children were removed by CPS to get those children back. They tucked that in with 'foster kids will be provided with a duffle bag for their belongings instead of garbage bags when changing homes.'

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 Aug 28 '24

I remember when they started giving us duffle bags! The construction size trash bags were too expensive to keep giving out and we were expected to keep up with that duffle bag until we left care. I aged out in 2019.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 Aug 27 '24

Got to get that check from tha govment

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Aug 28 '24

This is the future republicans want. Can't imagine anything more hateful and anti-american. Hell, anti-human for that matter. Vote blue.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

A lot of these kid's are the one's that Trump tried to Teach them a lesson, come to the USA and have your kids taken away!

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u/GoldwingGranny Aug 27 '24

I’m sorry to hear this, but not too surprised.

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u/HellishChildren Aug 27 '24

Texas Tribune has covered it extensively. There's a twelve year old lawsuit about unsafe conditions in Texas foster care. The judge started cracking down this year... and Texas is trying to remove some of the judge's ability to impose punishment.

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u/Stark_Reio Aug 27 '24

Texas government has to be the worst I've seen out of current US so far.

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

When they seriously want to secede, we should let them file the paperwork then sell them to Mexico the day before it goes final

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 27 '24

Maybe we should build Texas its very own wall, all the way around.

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u/Fun-Key-8259 Aug 27 '24

Yep let’s give them the wall they want

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

Then fill it with water

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u/meowqct Aug 28 '24

Except that good people live there.

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u/rabidsalvation Aug 28 '24

Yeah, I was being 100% facetious. Motherfuckers talking about making a Texas-shaped lake!

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u/mellbell63 Aug 27 '24

Hey Biden could do that this year, he's got immunity!! Otherwise let's sic the prosecutor and the coach on them!!!

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 27 '24

I'm all for any of these solutions.

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u/l337quaker Aug 27 '24

Nah, let them secede. Then they'll realize they are a desert country full of oil right next door to the USA

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

We'll need to hand deliver some democracy.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I totally love this idea is it doable?

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Technically anything is possible.... except surviving a hand grenade suppository.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I'm thinking it over, can anyone buy one😂 we just throw it right🎇

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u/uglyspacepig Aug 28 '24

Yep. Just yell "woke liberal grenade" before you toss it and they'll dogpile on.

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u/HeyitzEryn Aug 27 '24

Yea... their AG is the fucking worst. We should probably see what is on that dudes hard-drive.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 Aug 27 '24

I whole heartedly agree. Paxton is the loud brash one Patrick is the sneaky one Abbott is the limp Dick

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u/HeyitzEryn Aug 27 '24

Paxton should honestly be in jail for corruption. When I heard the dude got 100 hours of community service... man... there is no justice in this world.

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u/Big-Summer- Aug 27 '24

And you know all those politicians who are behind this crap are absolutely thrilled at everything we’re reading here. We read it and feel concern, empathy, sorrow. The Reich wing assholes read about all these dire outcomes and are filled with glee at causing all this misery.

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 Aug 27 '24

Alabama and Louisiana says hold my Beer

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Kinda like Its importain to save and breed broken ppl and criminals.

Mental instutions, prisons, cops, politicans, needs to keeper those stats high.

Some make it and hats off to those that do.
Sadly the majority struggle their whole life

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u/RickDankoLives Aug 27 '24

What are Texas’s abortion laws?

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Aug 28 '24

Texas Health & Safety Code prohibits abortions outright, except in certain circumstances. Section 170A. 002 prohibits a person from performing, inducing, or attempting an abortion. There is an exception for situations in which the life or health of the pregnant patient is at risk

Why are you asking ?

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u/RickDankoLives Aug 28 '24

Because it’s totally legal to get an abortion in Texas within 6-7 weeks after conception. A whole month after most people have figured out they are pregnant.

So you got time to decide if you wanna terminate a pregnancy.

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Aug 28 '24

I think you need to check your source on that one.

Every place i look says its banned or what i wrote in my first post.

There was a gap this summer it appears but as of June 2024, the Texas Supreme Court further upheld the state's criminalization of abortion.

Can you show a source that claims its legal up to 6 weeks ??

I dont think you can

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u/RickDankoLives Aug 28 '24

Texas heart beat law

Still valid from what I can see. Though I’ve been on vacation since the 22nd. Unless something happened during that time then that’s what I know to be the law in Texas.

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 Aug 28 '24

Thank you for this.

Its wierd when you search for it it does not get told you like that.

But looking into heart beat law made it easy .

Then again. I get it. At 6 weeks many dont even notice so thats prob why they just claim it to be banned.

But right is right and you where right !

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u/RickDankoLives Aug 28 '24

Thanks lol. For the record even as a conservative I thought the roe v Wade reversal was a bad move. I have little skin in the game. We had a kid, my wife and I. But we’ve also taken plan B when we weren’t ready.

I do think there is plenty of room for open discussion. Abortions into the 15-20 weeks range becomes a very unsavory practice when you research exactly what’s happening.

Also I do think the states having the choice to chose is inherently a good move for the federal government because they’ve long over reached in many many avenues, though I wouldn’t of picked this particular one to be the flag ship.

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u/ForgottenCaveRaider Aug 27 '24

You seem to have struggled with English for your whole life.

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u/CooperHChurch427 Aug 28 '24

Florida DCFS has had kids runaway from those unlicensed facilities and end up in Florida. It's so bad Florida won't return the child to Texas.

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u/HellishChildren Aug 28 '24

In 2022, a Texas CPS worker got fired because a 14 year old girl they had put up in a hotel asked for food and the CPS worker told her to go turn tricks and buy her own food.

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u/Pokemaster131 Aug 27 '24

The safety net is woven from the bootstraps they keep telling us to pull ourselves up by.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 27 '24

Oh yeah, highly diverse energy production. Too bad it crashes as soon as a light dusting of snow starts falling.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

It certainly was not a light dusting of snow but go on with your misinformation.

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u/DeVliegendeBrabander Aug 27 '24

Idk how it’s relevant to that comment but also

Mildly winter-like weather:

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u/Lucid-Machine Aug 27 '24

Oh good. I pray for you to avoid heat and freezing conditions. It won't do anything but I'm doing my part.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

They do just fine lol.

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u/Lucid-Machine Aug 27 '24

Lol yeah, until they don't.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

Like every other state that has a 100+ year storm?

I’d encourage you to look up outages by each state…

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u/Lucid-Machine Aug 27 '24

Yeah Texas ain't looking good by regular Ole michigan standards. Ahahahaha. You must live in a privileged area, while your people suffer. Weird flex.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

Buddy, Michigan has the second most major outages of any states in 20-21 and doesn’t share the population or demand of Texas. This just became comical.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

Sure and how does that compare to every other state of similar size that has hurricanes, tornadoes, and winter events. As well or better.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

Texas is a leading state in green energy production, surpassing many others in the U.S. In 2023, Texas produced over 154,000 gigawatt-hours (GWh) of renewable energy, primarily from wind and solar sources, making it the largest producer of wind energy in the country and second only to California in solar energy production.

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u/Gainztrader235 Aug 27 '24

My original claim was diverse energy production and priced well.

Reliability is problematic as it doesn’t adjust for geographical challenges. Instead it just accounts for “outages”.

Hard to compare states that deal with natural disasters regularly versus normal operations.

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u/Aggravating_Slip_566 Aug 28 '24

I'm sorry but if you are supposedly a leader of the free world you should plan for unreliable situation's they get enough federal funding to fix any Short comings! I had 2 few seconds outages, didn't even need to call cuz it came right back on, it was so short that the oven clock didn't even say PF that's power failure in case you aren't sure? Today it was 113° yes it was defiantly struggling and that's because I'm on the 3rd floor & the central air isn't cutting it and I'm running a portable AC unit also, oh the few Sec power outage was in 2023 TX sucks

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u/homebrew_1 Aug 27 '24

Texas is going to start a running tab on these babies and when they turn 18 they will have to pay it all back. I want to say this is sarcasm, but this is Texas and it might be a prediction.

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u/MadamKitsune Aug 28 '24

Waiting 18 years is too generous. Try orphanages where the kids "learn a profession" from the time they're big enough to hold tools. And of course these orphanages are going to cost money to run, so why not combine the "profession training" with lucrative private manufacturing contracts?

"Ok Timmy, you're five now so the free ride is over. Get to stamping those licence plates. Debbie, you are being assigned to textiles. Those uniforms won't stitch themselves."

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u/Professional_Buy_615 Aug 28 '24

Jenny-sue, you're cute, lie back and don't scream.

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u/Yankee6Actual Aug 28 '24

Oh damn, that’s dark

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u/MadamKitsune Aug 28 '24

But not impossible. Prisoners are already been used for cheap labour. Child labour laws are being rolled back in some states. And if people like Vance and Project 2025 get their way there's going to be A LOT of babies being born that are going to end up in the care system.

Some fucker is going to add all that up and get cartoon dollar signs in their eyes.

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u/Proper_Raccoon7138 Aug 28 '24

When I lived at a few different group homes in Texas if we weren’t in school we were expected to work full time. They’d then take 75% of our paychecks and put it into a forced “savings account” we were supposed to get when we leave the placement. I never saw any of that money and I know I worked 60 hour weeks just to get out of that place.

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u/stormy2587 Aug 27 '24

But you can buy guns so its better than some liberal hell hole like Massachusetts (ranked as the best state to raise a child by many sources).

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u/icewalker42 Aug 27 '24

They have a bus to NY on standby.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 27 '24

But there's illegal aliens on that bus! No room for Texans.

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u/icewalker42 Aug 27 '24

That's what the overhead compartment is for! Babies are small, can be stacked in like firewood!

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u/Vaultmd Aug 27 '24

Just like good guys with guns keeping schoolchildren from being shot!

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u/No_Significance9754 Aug 27 '24

Capitalism will take care of them!!

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u/ImaginaryStudent9097 Aug 27 '24

Is it guns? I bet it’s guns…

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

Just start giving those babies guns? They've tried everything else already, right?

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u/becauseusoft Aug 28 '24

active shooter drills in schools in the u.s. suggests that, in a way, what you’re saying has been going on for years already, at least since the late 90’s

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u/zeuanimals Aug 27 '24

This was in Harris County so this is all Kamala's fault.

no/s

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u/Jojajones Aug 27 '24

Yep, it’s a net woven out of Thoughts and Prayers™

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u/ConGooner Aug 27 '24

Safety net? THAT'S COMMIE TALK, YA DAMN SOCIALIST!!!

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u/blahblah19999 Aug 27 '24

And they totally eliminated rape! Sounds like paradise

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

LMAO. Fucking Texas.

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u/KungFuKennyEliteClub Aug 27 '24

You mean all those good "Christians" waiting in line to help this baby? The same ones who love attending rallies and saying God loves all children?

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u/DivideEtImpala Aug 28 '24

Yes, literally. Any of these babies could have been surrendered to a hospital or fire station anonymously, and most states have infant adoption waiting lists months or years long.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

I think he was speaking sarcastically because none of those "Christians" protesting at Planned Parenthood with the signs saying "We will adopt your baby" want anything to do with babies that are being abandoned to the state.

Some guy even attended those protests with adoption forms for those people to sign and shockingly none of them wanted to fill them out.

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u/KungFuKennyEliteClub Aug 29 '24

Yes. I was being sarcastic.

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u/DivideEtImpala Aug 28 '24

It's not "none," though. I'm not pro-life but my brother and his wife are, and they foster and have adopted older children. Many of the people in their church have as well. Many who don't donate time or money to programs that serve underserved children.

Sure, some people at these protest are hypocrites, but quick reddit is to judge millions of people they've never met.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

I'd bet good money that the people who do actually adopt aren't protesting Planned Parenthood.

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u/DivideEtImpala Aug 28 '24

Well, no, but the reason Roe was overturned has little to do with people protesting outside PP and everything to do with the pro-life movement being the most organized and disciplined political movement in the country over the last 50 years.

You're mad at the wrong people if you think the PP protesters took your rights away.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

You're the only one talking about Roe. Everybody else is talking about how Texas banned abortion and its coming back to bite them in the ass.

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u/DivideEtImpala Aug 28 '24

Everybody else is talking about how Texas banned abortion

Lol, and how do think they were able to do that, chief?

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 Aug 28 '24

Folks like you say this as if someone discovering the pregnancy and baby aren’t dangerous to her already.

You all assume every single pregnant person has people supporting them, or worse, not the ones impregnating them.

Texas created a state of fear surrounding pregnancy and that emboldened a lot of people against pregnant people. Y’all really enjoy forgetting murder is the main cause of death for those that become pregnant.

Couple those situations with Texas bounty laws and the criminal laws and THIS is what you get.

Babies in dumpsters.

Your family was warned. They helped cause this. Fuck them.

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u/Hellooooooo_NURSE Aug 27 '24

Soon they’ll just be shipping them to California and saying it was our fault all along!

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u/Eather-Village-1916 Aug 27 '24

They couldn’t handle being their own territory, and they can’t handle being a state…

Nearly 200 years of failure on their parts 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Skaindire Aug 27 '24

You joke, but it fits well with loosening the laws around child labor ...

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u/FlingFlamBlam Aug 28 '24

They unironically do, but it's not so much safety as just all net.

Poor children who never had a chance at life are a great resource for for-profit prisons, the military, and anyone else who relies on abusing impoverished persons for gain.

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u/vividtangerinedream Aug 27 '24

Fly a plane full of newborns to Martha's Vineyard?

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

Nope, plane's full of illegal immigrants.

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u/imbeijingbob Aug 28 '24

The plan is to bus them to New York.

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u/duckduck60053 Aug 28 '24

If it's a legitimate safety concern, the Texas body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down

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u/TheLoneGunman559 Aug 28 '24

Like how the female body can tell the difference between a rape pregnancy and a planned pregnancy and can shut that down before it starts?