r/facepalm Aug 23 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ J.K. Rowling first tweet in weeks…

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u/HenriettaSyndrome Aug 23 '24

Everyone has their “if I had a billion dollars” fantasy but in reality it just ruins your existence.

That's why i have a 2 million dollar fantasy instead... I dont even have any specific rich fantasies. I just wanna live in middle-class comfort on my savings and not do customer service anymore. I can definitely see how having a whole billion could change your brain for the worse.

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u/littlecocorose Aug 23 '24

this is exactly my goal too. i want just enough to live comfortably off dividends and interest. one house, one car, a nice catio. volunteer at a couple of places in my free time and i’m good.

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u/Regular-Month Aug 23 '24

yep, gimme just a quarter of that, I'd be happy with 500k sitting in my account and not doing customer service anymore.