r/facepalm Aug 21 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nothing wrong with gaming while in your 30s

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u/Wafflelisk Aug 22 '24

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

And a lot of hackers of various stripes started out as gamers. 'Oh, there's a mod for $game? Sweet, let's see what it does. Oh damn, it doesn't work. *studies arcane assembler languages* Now it does! Oh look, these skills are translatable into things beyond games, like breaking into servers? Sign me up!'

The honest ones become White Hats. The others--'black and gray morality' comes to mind here. They're not the types you want to piss off.

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u/indigo945 Aug 22 '24

Wow, that piece of copypasta flew far over your head.

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u/hyperhurricanrana Aug 22 '24

I find it cute when people don’t get the copypastas. Like a puppy chewing on your favorite shoe.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Aug 22 '24

Yeah but how many of y’all will actually get out to vote?

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

AZ has voting by mail. I never have to leave the comfort of my living room and go stand in God-awful lines if I don't want to.

I usually fill out and return my ballot the day I get it in the mail.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Aug 22 '24

Probably a similar percentage to people who just sit at home watching TV.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Aug 22 '24

Gamers are still looked down upon by smug people. Kind of silly considering the majority of gamers are over 30 years old, and console gaming has been around for over 50 years, and PC gaming even longer.

If I went and criticized people who play board games, people would look at me strange. No different than reading a book, building a model, woodworking, or just watching TV. It's a past time, and people find enjoyment in different things.

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u/lord_dentaku Aug 22 '24

Look at this guy. He probably plays Chess... bit weird innit? /s

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u/friends_at_dusk_ Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

I feel embarrassed to be using Reddit at all after reading this. I feel like I need a shower

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u/DrawingRings Aug 22 '24

Reminiscent of “what the fuck did you say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have 300 confirmed kills…” etx

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u/friends_at_dusk_ Aug 22 '24

At least that was written to be ironically hilarious; I'm unfortunately pretty sure this guy is for real.

Seriously, this whole rant is significantly cringier than what Kirk tweeted

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u/indigo945 Aug 22 '24

No, it's an old copypasta as well.

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u/N911ATLAS Aug 22 '24

More embarrassing to read that and think it’s intended seriously lol, it’s a copypasta that someone wrote around the gam est op people vs hedge funds

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u/toomuchsoysauce Aug 22 '24

Brilliant, I love it

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u/d4rk_matt3r Aug 22 '24

New copypasta just dropped