r/facepalm • u/Visqo • Aug 21 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nothing wrong with gaming while in your 30s

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

I mean, that’s weird from the perspective of the Republican nominee.

“What? Work up a sweat? Do manual labor? What do I not pay people for?”

The only time Trump gets sweaty is when he thinks about his own daughter.

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u/Fluggernuffin Aug 21 '24

That, and standing up, sitting down, breathing, shitting his pants, etc

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u/Alfonse00 Aug 22 '24

Seriously, in general, if a person is in the age that a lot of people use diapers they shouldn't be in politics, we have a cutoff age for most jobs in the world, why not for politicians? Why not for judges? That is weird.

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u/KvasirMeadman Aug 22 '24

Politics is like a public bus, if you frequently shit yourself, you shouldn't get into it because your only gonna make alot of people mad.

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u/Karasmilla Aug 22 '24

In politics there are more nuances about keeping people longer in their seats. Out of many things some are: their connections, experience and charisma. Someone who can bring a lot to the table, and also represent the party and the country well. Ps. I also agree there should be a cap for such an important position.

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll Aug 21 '24

Breathing knocks the wind out of that guy

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u/grumblesmurf Aug 22 '24

Oooh, "shitting his pants" you say? Well, their candidate got that covered 😜

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u/krat0s5 Aug 21 '24

Or walking up a non sweat-inducing amount of stairs, or meat sweats from to many hambuders

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u/Leopardprints67 Aug 22 '24

I'm sure he gets at least some exercise throwing the burgers at the wall. 🤣🤣

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u/DogFacedKillah Aug 21 '24

My lumber comes in a shopping bag

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u/anomolius Aug 22 '24

"One wood, please!"

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u/Shelley-DaMitt Aug 21 '24

That made me laugh out loud 😂

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u/SquirrelRailroad Aug 21 '24

Or tries to drink from bottled water.

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

The good news is that he doesn’t appear to have the physical strength and coordination to push the button.

Hurricanes everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Aug 22 '24

He'll just "redirect" them with a sharpie

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u/foolserrand77 Aug 22 '24

The cheeto burrito sweats using two hands to drink water.... WEIRD AS FOOK

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u/syzamix Aug 22 '24

They would kill to have a person like that among them. Suddenly, he would be the image of what republicans want to be.

Unfortunately, a person like that wouldn't last long or rise in that party for other reasons. So they can't have a chill person like that.

So they have to hate everything they can find