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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Nothing wrong with gaming while in your 30s

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

I didn’t even know Walz was a gamer.

Veteran. Teacher. Coach. Union man. Hunter. And now gamer.

Did they make this guy in a lab to be the most likable, down to earth average American dad imaginable?

What are the Republicans gonna tell me next to try and get me to hate him? That he likes beer and football? Or that he does home improvement projects in his spare time?

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u/dontlookback76 Aug 21 '24

I believe after his DUI 30 years ago, I believe he said he quit drinking completely. Don't know if he had a problem or was on his way to a problem, but as someone who has been sober 12 years, I commend him.

As far as Vance? We'll he's against IVF. My twin sons were conceived by IVF, like Walz's daughter. Vance hates people who decide not to have kids. Effectively, he wants people who will resent having children, which will come through to the kid, or can't feed house, and clothe them. No birth control, see previous, or abortion, once again see previous. Walz is all for safe, legal abortion, birth control, the right not to start a family. He's all about women's bodily autonomy. So I see Vance, who wants to take my daughters rights, and Walz, who wants to preserve and strengthen them. And once again, Vance, who apparently looks down on my wife and I for having fertility problems, as opposed to Walz, who has been there. Well Vance, you have isolated all 5 voting age adults in the house, who now wouldn't vote for you if you were the second coming, plus my mother and many of her senior friends who voted trump last time. All I know is that they desperately need every vote, and all they keep doing is pissing people off

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

Vance is the worst politician I’ve ever seen.

His billionaire sugar daddy must have spent so much money trying to hide his natural instinct to just be offensive to everyone.

Does Vance not realize that there’s nothing to be gained by spouting hatred against childless people? They have friends and family who love them. There are people of conscience who oppose that kind of hatred on principle. There are completely amoral people who nonetheless still think taking such a stupid stance is disqualifying in a Vice Presidential candidate who is one extremely old, fat, and unhealthy heartbeat away from the most powerful and demanding job on Earth.

Who does he think he will sway with this brilliant speech?

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

The rednecks in the trailer park, mainly. Trump, and by extension Vance (and vice versa) get their popularity by hating the same groups that poor White voters, especially poor White men, hate. The hatred of childless/childfree people is just the extra turd on the shit sundae they're offering.

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u/Scaevus Aug 22 '24

Okay but those people are already voting for him. The way American elections work is to appeal to the very small amount of undecided moderates, and to energize your base so they actually show up.

Trump’s base is already as energized as it gets. There’s no good reason to start isolating otherwise persuadable moderates.

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

Yeah, I know. I may have been kicked out of college twice but I still got a degree in political science.

I agree with you re: Chump's base. The problem is that they've all got raging cases of TB. I don't mean tuberculosis, but instead True Believerism. They think that if they pull the old stunt of beatings will continue until morale improves, they'll get moderate voters in their camp, too. They lack the basic intelligence and self-awareness to realize that all this is counterproductive and is harming them far more than it helps them. Since the base has the tyranny of conviction, well, you know where *that* goes.

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u/emberisgone Aug 22 '24

Oh come on bro, there's no need to ruin the phrase true believers for me like that, I don't wanna think of these idiots when I hear true believers I wanna think about Stan Lee having a fun time responding to fan letters.

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

Well what MAGAts and the QAnon clowns *really* are are brainwashed fascists, but no one in polite society wants to utter the phrase. That's the problem with the Dems taking the moral high road when the Repukes punch below the belt.

And fwiw I have *two* X chromosomes....

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u/secondtaunting Aug 22 '24

Maybe Vance is assassination ınsurance. Trump picked him right after someone shot at him. Maybe he figures if he picks Vance, people will think twice if he gets elected. Nobody wants that wierdo as president. Well, the other weirdos do.

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u/Scaevus Aug 22 '24

Considering Trump’s would-be assassin is one of his weirdos, this plan may backfire.

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u/secondtaunting Aug 22 '24

Yeah honestly considering the lives Trump has ruined, the businesses he’s bankrupted, the people he’s destroyed, I’m amazed no one has tried to kill him until now. He really is a very lucky guy.

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u/ZaftigFeline Aug 22 '24

And he's back to demanding that they let him do outdoor rallies. I get that its because he can't afford the indoor ones but sheesh its like he WANTS to get shot at again.

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u/secondtaunting Aug 22 '24

I think he didn’t pay all The inside venues so now they won’t let him come back. No one can afford to front him.

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u/Hamokk Aug 22 '24

Vance is truly a strange feller.

Also he tried to undermine Democrats because they had fun and hopeful vibe at their assembly. This guy said akin "Working class children are starving and Democrats are laughing".

Vance has zero charisma and he attacks both sides with his bizarre comments.

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u/Lindaspike Aug 22 '24

He’s a shit writer too.

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u/TheOuts1der Aug 22 '24

Vance absolutely resents his kid, as evidenced by his shut up / Pikachu moment. He doesnt care if he creates more resentful parents because he thinks it's normal to be this way.

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u/Mernerner Aug 22 '24

against IVF?????

Hell of a hill to die on

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u/bvogel7475 Aug 22 '24

Vance is a joke. More proof that Trump makes bad decisions.

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u/lord_dentaku Aug 22 '24

Yeah, my niece was an IVF baby and I love that little bundle of smiles. Anyone who is against IVF will never get my support, although there were plenty of other reasons already.

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u/Wafflelisk Aug 22 '24

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

And a lot of hackers of various stripes started out as gamers. 'Oh, there's a mod for $game? Sweet, let's see what it does. Oh damn, it doesn't work. *studies arcane assembler languages* Now it does! Oh look, these skills are translatable into things beyond games, like breaking into servers? Sign me up!'

The honest ones become White Hats. The others--'black and gray morality' comes to mind here. They're not the types you want to piss off.

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u/indigo945 Aug 22 '24

Wow, that piece of copypasta flew far over your head.

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u/hyperhurricanrana Aug 22 '24

I find it cute when people don’t get the copypastas. Like a puppy chewing on your favorite shoe.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Aug 22 '24

Yeah but how many of y’all will actually get out to vote?

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

AZ has voting by mail. I never have to leave the comfort of my living room and go stand in God-awful lines if I don't want to.

I usually fill out and return my ballot the day I get it in the mail.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Aug 22 '24

Probably a similar percentage to people who just sit at home watching TV.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Aug 22 '24

Gamers are still looked down upon by smug people. Kind of silly considering the majority of gamers are over 30 years old, and console gaming has been around for over 50 years, and PC gaming even longer.

If I went and criticized people who play board games, people would look at me strange. No different than reading a book, building a model, woodworking, or just watching TV. It's a past time, and people find enjoyment in different things.

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u/lord_dentaku Aug 22 '24

Look at this guy. He probably plays Chess... bit weird innit? /s

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u/friends_at_dusk_ Aug 22 '24 edited Aug 22 '24

I feel embarrassed to be using Reddit at all after reading this. I feel like I need a shower

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u/DrawingRings Aug 22 '24

Reminiscent of “what the fuck did you say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have 300 confirmed kills…” etx

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u/friends_at_dusk_ Aug 22 '24

At least that was written to be ironically hilarious; I'm unfortunately pretty sure this guy is for real.

Seriously, this whole rant is significantly cringier than what Kirk tweeted

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u/indigo945 Aug 22 '24

No, it's an old copypasta as well.

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u/N911ATLAS Aug 22 '24

More embarrassing to read that and think it’s intended seriously lol, it’s a copypasta that someone wrote around the gam est op people vs hedge funds

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u/toomuchsoysauce Aug 22 '24

Brilliant, I love it

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u/d4rk_matt3r Aug 22 '24

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Fluggernuffin Aug 21 '24

When he screws two pieces of wood together, he slaps it and says “that ain’t goin’ anywhere”.

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

I mean, that’s weird from the perspective of the Republican nominee.

“What? Work up a sweat? Do manual labor? What do I not pay people for?”

The only time Trump gets sweaty is when he thinks about his own daughter.

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u/Fluggernuffin Aug 21 '24

That, and standing up, sitting down, breathing, shitting his pants, etc

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u/Alfonse00 Aug 22 '24

Seriously, in general, if a person is in the age that a lot of people use diapers they shouldn't be in politics, we have a cutoff age for most jobs in the world, why not for politicians? Why not for judges? That is weird.

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u/KvasirMeadman Aug 22 '24

Politics is like a public bus, if you frequently shit yourself, you shouldn't get into it because your only gonna make alot of people mad.

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u/Karasmilla Aug 22 '24

In politics there are more nuances about keeping people longer in their seats. Out of many things some are: their connections, experience and charisma. Someone who can bring a lot to the table, and also represent the party and the country well. Ps. I also agree there should be a cap for such an important position.

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll Aug 21 '24

Breathing knocks the wind out of that guy

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u/grumblesmurf Aug 22 '24

Oooh, "shitting his pants" you say? Well, their candidate got that covered 😜

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u/krat0s5 Aug 21 '24

Or walking up a non sweat-inducing amount of stairs, or meat sweats from to many hambuders

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u/Leopardprints67 Aug 22 '24

I'm sure he gets at least some exercise throwing the burgers at the wall. 🤣🤣

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u/DogFacedKillah Aug 21 '24

My lumber comes in a shopping bag

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u/anomolius Aug 22 '24

"One wood, please!"

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u/Shelley-DaMitt Aug 21 '24

That made me laugh out loud 😂

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u/SquirrelRailroad Aug 21 '24

Or tries to drink from bottled water.

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

The good news is that he doesn’t appear to have the physical strength and coordination to push the button.

Hurricanes everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief.

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u/SingleNegotiation656 Aug 22 '24

He'll just "redirect" them with a sharpie

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u/foolserrand77 Aug 22 '24

The cheeto burrito sweats using two hands to drink water.... WEIRD AS FOOK

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u/syzamix Aug 22 '24

They would kill to have a person like that among them. Suddenly, he would be the image of what republicans want to be.

Unfortunately, a person like that wouldn't last long or rise in that party for other reasons. So they can't have a chill person like that.

So they have to hate everything they can find

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u/fidelkastro Aug 21 '24

Picks up BBQ tongs and instinctively gives it 2 taps

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u/DiurnalMoth Aug 22 '24

how else would he know they're working?

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u/lord_dentaku Aug 22 '24

You have to function check your tongs. It's just... a rule, or something.

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u/TheArbiter_ Aug 22 '24

Tbf that's part of the bro code. Every dude should know/do that

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u/Robwsup Aug 22 '24

That's the point, lol. One of us.

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u/notyoursocialworker Aug 22 '24

Only psychos do otherwise.

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u/serenitybyjen Aug 21 '24

I’d bet he has a crate of randomly shaped wood pieces that he just knows he’ll have a need for someday.

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u/FireFoxQuattro Aug 22 '24

Then the one day he finds a use for one peice, he proceeds to brag to his wife for the next 12 hours saying “see, told you it wasn’t junk”

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u/tearsonurcheek Aug 22 '24

And a Mason jar full of random screws.

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u/conejiux Aug 22 '24

And a Mason jarS full of random screws.

That age... there's more than one. Many more. xD

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u/tearsonurcheek Aug 22 '24

Fair. I know when I worked on the flight-line, I kept film canisters in my toolbox for that kind of thing.

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u/napalmnacey Aug 22 '24

You’re all describing my Dad, except he’s German and in Australia.

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u/ATL28-NE3 Aug 22 '24

don't forget a plastic tub of electronics cables.

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u/OldSpongeWater Aug 22 '24

Does a random, branded ziploc bag from some other online, electronics purchase work?

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u/UlyssesGrand Aug 22 '24

It’s even better because you are saving a plastic bag from the trash.

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u/fungi_at_parties Aug 22 '24

Just one?

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u/ATL28-NE3 Aug 22 '24

Yeah when you fill one up you just buy a bigger box and use the old smaller box for loose bolts

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

He walks by mulch at Menards and slaps the top of it?

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u/Fluggernuffin Aug 21 '24

“Chips off the old block!”

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u/ThatOneTwo Aug 22 '24

I literally did this yesterday. Verbatim. I'm 41.

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Aug 22 '24

He doesn't need to slap, he knows it ain't goin nowhere.

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u/roknin Aug 22 '24

This is the most dad / granddad thing in existence. laughed as I suddenly had like a dozen childhood flashbacks lol.

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u/BigZaber Aug 22 '24

Damn - what a man !

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u/DeliciousDoggi Aug 22 '24

When he screws two pieces of ass together, he slaps them and says, “that ain’t going anywhere”.

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u/mr_trashbear Aug 22 '24

He has never picked up tongs and not clicked them twice to make sure they work.

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u/Character_Lie2212 Aug 21 '24

The bastard.😜

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u/Sckillgan Aug 21 '24

On another episode of 'whack-fuck'.

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u/BippyTheChippy Aug 22 '24

Or if he slaps bags of soil/fertilizer when he sees them.

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u/Neither_Mind9035 Aug 22 '24

Lmfaooo I love this

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u/Severe_Pattern2386 Aug 22 '24

Eh.... More like a ratchet strap over the trailer or pickup bed. Snaps it "twang" , that ain't going anywhere!

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u/Kamel-Red Aug 21 '24

I saw a funny post where a political commentator made a joke about waking up to a noise in the middle of the night only to find walz grouting a loose tile. .

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u/NotThoseCookies Aug 22 '24

“There. That’s not going anywhere. Who wants pancakes?”

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u/LukesRightHandMan Aug 22 '24

In their home?!

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u/purpleduckduckgoose Aug 21 '24

Probably something like he takes other people's kids to baseball practice when they can't get there and enjoys cuddling his dogs.

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u/Scaevus Aug 21 '24

cuddling his dogs

Republicans: “weird. You’re supposed to wait until your daughter is at school before taking her puppy out to a gravel pit and executing him for the crime of chasing chickens. You know. Family values.”

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u/OkapiEli Aug 21 '24

Who was that Republican who brought the family dog in vacation in a box tied onto the back of the car??!

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u/OkapiEli Aug 21 '24

That was surprisingly easy to Google;

“During a 1983 family vacation, American businessman and future politician Mitt Romney drove 12 hours with his dog in a carrier box strapped on top of the car.”

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u/LukesRightHandMan Aug 22 '24

I’m so happy I’ve never known a single person who would have found that relatable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '24

But he isn't the 'right' type of coach. Republicans want a coach who berates and screams and derides and screeches and demeans and shrieks and hits and chokes their players and refuses to allow water at practices and games because "If you need water you're a fuckin' gutless LOSER!!", like Bob Knight and Woody Hayes

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u/EEpromChip Aug 22 '24

Obama's speech mentioning him was so fucking endearing. He seems like such a good dude. "His flannel shirts aren't from a political committee decision. They're from his closet! They've seen some stuff!"

Such a fucking wholesome man, there's no way to combat that. Except pass along some bullshit like he was into video games...

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 Aug 21 '24

He's from Minnesota what did you expect🤪 Midwest is the heart of America

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u/foxesinsoxes Aug 21 '24

Add in good cook because he has won Al Franken’s cook off (Minnesota congressional delegates have a yearly hotdish cook off) a bunch, including with one called ‘Tim’s Turkey Taco Tot Hotdish’. Man even can cook up a mean hotdish!

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u/abadstrategy Aug 21 '24

I made that for my wife the other night, because I needed something simple while doing homework. She loved it enough to eat a third of the pan overnight.

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u/Waste_Relationship46 Aug 21 '24

Right?! And he supports people from all different walks of life. He seems really great!

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u/SnowTheMemeEmpress Aug 22 '24

Or worse, his kids actually call him on the weekends still.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

With the neurodivergent son and the vegetarian daughter who takes him on rides… and there’s the Trumps/Malfoys😱

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u/MattFromChina Aug 21 '24

And a Deadhead too!!

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u/TheMoistReality Aug 21 '24

OMG RIGHT! he’s just so relatable ugh

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u/fholland23 Aug 21 '24

Lmao perfect comment

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u/ThinkSharp Aug 21 '24

He probably shovels his neighbors’ driveways. What a chump.

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u/Darkmagosan Aug 22 '24

And tells his kids and spouse he loves them on a regular basis. WEAK!!--Chump, probably

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u/LordJacket Aug 22 '24

Isn’t he a big supporter of Minnesota U football?

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u/uh__what Aug 22 '24

He's probably a Vikings fan so there's that...

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u/TemporalOnline Aug 22 '24

Maybe more relatable that he likes to do it all diy, almost always hits, but sometimes misses so hard he has to call a professional to fix the mistake to then do the thing all the way from the start?

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u/dity4u Aug 22 '24

OMG Your post made me SCREAM LAUGH!!!! So funny. So true!!!

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u/sundancer2788 Aug 22 '24

I like him even more now!

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u/casey12297 Aug 22 '24

Don't tell me he makes a mean medium steak!

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u/GoddyssIncognito Aug 22 '24

Well, I mean, he did give food to school children. For free. Something something socialist something something. Feeding children?!?!?! Do we want someone that extreme as VP?! /s, of course, just in case.

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u/Netflixandmeal Aug 22 '24

Made him in a lab to be addicted to the point his wife hid it?

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u/potate12323 Aug 22 '24

I wouldn't have learned he was a gamer unless they blasted it negatively. This definitely backfired. I like Walz even more.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 Aug 22 '24

Just In: Tim Walz likes titties….

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u/Realistic_Trip9243 Aug 22 '24

Right! Hell they just made it less about president and more about VP for me. I'd vote for Walz

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u/PSN_ONER Aug 22 '24

It's funny, on paper Walz is way more relatable to GOP voting base than Chump.

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u/Crush-N-It Aug 22 '24

Seriously

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u/Illithid-Soyboy Aug 22 '24

"He's an alcoholic! And here we have exclusive footage of Tampon Tim engaging in very ungentlemanly conduct!"

proceeds to show 30-yr old video of Tim and some buddies getting just a little rowdy at a Super Bowl party

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u/UomoLumaca Aug 22 '24

Hey now slow down. Beer? Football? Home improvement? Do you want to alienate the newly-achieved gamer demography?

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u/MrSandman624 Aug 22 '24

I feel like there's really only three options with Veterans. You become a gamer to help with mental struggles/physical issues. You become health obsessive to cope with either prior mentioned challenges. You become an addict in some way to cope with prior mentioned challenges. Rarely do vets not fall into one of the three. Source is I'm also a veteran. Haha

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u/Savings-You7318 Aug 22 '24

Likeable? You have got to be kidding me.

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u/Scaevus Aug 22 '24

Does he not stick his pickle in furniture often enough for your taste, JD?

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u/Savings-You7318 Aug 22 '24

What are you talking about 😂😂😂